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Face-Off: Old Heidi Vs. New Heidi

You guys, last night I was watching The Hills and I got kind of sad. No, not because Whitney left Teen Vogue. And not because Brody and Lauren are on the rocks either. I was sad because I really, really miss Heidi’s old face. The one that didn’t have lips that looks like they’re made out of two gummy worms. The one that didn’t look like you could bounce a quarter off its surface. The one that didn’t give me nightmares. Will we ever see it again? I hope so. Keep reading »

Frisky Quote Of The Day: Lauren Conrad

“I don’t think it makes me any less of a feminist because my emotions are affected. I think that I’m very independent and I don’t let guys affect my life. I think in the past I have, and I’ve learned from it. I don’t depend on men. I have my own career.” — Lauren Conrad, in response to The New York Times assertion that Heidi Montag is a feminist hero because she doesn’t pine after guys. [On a personal note, I cannot believe these two twits are who the Times wants us to choose from.] [Celeb Edge via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Ryan Phillippe Maybe Procreates With Reese Look-A-Like

  • Ugh, did Ryan Phillippe knock up Stop Loss costar Abbie Cornish? Lame. [Lainey Gossip]
  • Richie Sambora, Heather Locklear’s ex and Bon Jovi band member, was arrested for a DUI yesterday, while his daughter was in the car. Something tells us Heather is going to be pissed. [DListed]
  • Kimora Lee officially filed for divorce from Russell Simmons. The two remain amicable business partners within Phat Farm/Baby Phat and parents to their two daughters. [People]
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    “Over The Hills”: Lauren And Heidi Nearly Tear Each Other’s Grey Hair Out

    Heavy’s “Over The Hills” series is hysterical, mostly because it features the actual dialogue from the real MTV show. Check out this clip of a crotchety old Lauren running into retirees Heidi and Spencer at a club. Why does Heidi have a Southern accent? She’s from Crested Butte, Colorado! [Heavy] Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: Will Lauren & Brody, Not To Mention Heidi’s Face, Ever Be The Same?

    Whoa, The Hills in all its scripted glory, was awesome. It should always be an hour! The show, back for a mini-interim season, started off with Lauren and Whitney headed to Paris to help out Teen Vogue at the Crillon Ball, a fancy-schmancy debutante event for rich socialite kids. Within, like, seconds of landing at Charles de Gaulle Airport, Whitney and Lauren immediately start to slack off on their, you know, jobs by opting to pick up their ball gowns instead of running Teen Vogue errands, while Lauren finds out Brody has managed to find a girlfriend since she left L.A. Seriously, time moves fast in LC’s world. Back in L.A., Spencer is shedding a tear into his beer because Heidi has headed back to the homey, unpretentious Colorado town that managed to spit out her trashtastic, gossip-chasing self, in order to get some breathing room from their sad little relationship. Keep reading »

    Catching Up With The Hills

    Our favorite craptastic TV show is back tonight and we’re so excited. However, just in case you haven’t been keeping as close of tabs as we have on Lauren, Heidi, Spencer, Brody, Audrina, and Whitney, here are some things you’ve might have missed:

  • According to The New York Times‘ Ginia Bellafonte, Heidi Montag is a “feminist hero” this season, because she maneuvers “her way to a bigger position at the event-planning company where she orchestrates Nascar parties, and refusing to acquiesce to the demands of her fiancé, Spencer, that she get herself home on time.” Mmm, kay. Clearly Miss Bellafonte just caught her first episode of the show. [NY Times]
  • Lauren, Whitney, and Heidi all have clothing lines. Lauren showed her collection at LA Fashion Week. We think it’s expensive Forever 21. Whitney we expect better from. Heidi’s…well, would you take fashion lessons from a woman wearing this?
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    The Hills Preview: Oh My Gosh, We’re Gonna Die

    Check it out at MTV.com. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Virtual Reality Will Let You Kill Speidi!

  • Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are making a video game starring themselves. Yes, you can kill them. Hooray! [Us Weekly
  • Some friend of Tony Romo, who previously told Us Weekly that Romo and his ex, Sophia Bush, "could go the distance", is now telling the magazine that he thinks Romo and current squeeze, Jessica Simpson, are going to get married. Um, Us, not so sure this is the guy whose psychic abilities you should count on. [Us Weekly]
  • Eva Longoria Parker is the latest celeb to spark pregnancy rumors, as she was alledgedly spotted shopping for nursery junk. Well, she did have a lot of time off during the writer’s strike to try for one. [Expo Say]
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    Star Couplings: Spencer Pratt Directs Heidi Montag In The Video Of The Year

  • Check out the “making of” Heidi Montag’s first video for her single “Higher”. The video was directed by beau Spencer Pratt and it’s so crappy that we know it must be love if they’re still together after the humiliation of this joint collaboration! [DListed]
  • American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee married her boyfriend this weekend in a ceremony attended by other Idol alums. FYI, her new husband is 19 years older than she is. Creepy? [Us Weekly]
  • Angelina Jolie was honored for her work in A Mighty Heart at the Santa Barbara Film Festival this week and reporters were strictly told not to ask about a possible pregnancy. Yay! It must be true! [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Heidi Still Blind To Spencer’s Antics

  • At the Cloverfield movie premiere earlier this week, Spencer Pratt left girlfriend Heidi Montag’s side as she was posing for photos, so that he could ask another girl for her number. She turned him down, but Heidi was still completely clueless. Maybe when she got her lips done, they snuck a lil’ collagen in her brain cavity… [Page Six]
  • Some sad news: British singing star Lily Allen, who announced her pregnancy late last year, has suffered a miscarriage. [Perez Hilton]
  • The Associated Press has already written Britney Spears’ obituary in advance of her death. If something happens to her, AP, we blame you and your filthy curse! [DListed]
  • In other Britney news, we can report with loads of relief that Britney is not pregnant. How do we know? Because the paparazzi actually photographed her wearing a freshly period-stained pair of underwear. We’re not sure what disturbs us more — that Britney is apparently too out of it to change her dang tampon, that the paparazzi actually photographed a close-up shot, or that we are actually reporting this like it is real news. We just can’t help it. FYI, this link is majorly NSFW! [X17]
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