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The Hills Season Four Preview: All About Boyz

The thing is, with the gossip magazines and bloggers reporting every little thing that goes down in the interim, are we even going to be surprised by the fake melodrama? We already know Heidi and Spencer are back together; we know Lauren and Audrina continue to fight; we know Lauren dates a couple dudes not named Stephen or Brody. I mean, they better have some stuff they’ve kept hidden, or this could be a boring season. Sigh. Whatever, still excited. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Natalie Portman Is Devendra Banhart’s Video Girl

  • Natalie Portman stars in Devendra Banhart’s video for his song “Carmensita” — the two are now supposedly madly in hippie love. [Spinner.com]
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    The Hills On Jeopardy Must Signal Apocolypse

    If I were Lauren, I’d be a little pissed. Heidi gets to be the answer question on Jeopardy? Also, can you hear Alex Trebek saying “duh”? [Fashionista] Keep reading »

    Quote Of The Day: Heidi Montag Is Just Like Jesus Christ

    “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God…. God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?” — The Hills‘ Heidi Montag Keep reading »

    Monday Quickies!

  • Mike Myers is gay? Also, who will go see The Love Guru with Amelia? [Gawker]
  • If you haven’t seen it already, check out the documentary Girls Rock. [Cool Hunting]
  • Are lesbians more likely to commit? [Boinkology]
  • Lily Allen put up a snippet of a new song called “Guess Who Batman” on her MySpace page. It’s about haters. [Lily Allen on MySpace]
  • Speaking of songs, Heidi Montag’s new one, “Fashion”, will rape your eardrums. [Us Weekly]
  • Bajillions of penis euphemisms. [Starma.com via Daily Bedpost]
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    Star Couplings: Billy Bob Thorton Wishes Upon A Star

  • Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Homeboy forgot to take his crazy pills. [Defamer]
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    Quick Pic: Heidi Montag Takes Out A Twenty

    That leaves $2,999,980 left in her and Spencer’s bank account! [New York City, 6/9/08] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Shania Twain Ain’t No Quitter

  • Shania Twain posted a message on her website, acknowleging her breakup from husband Mutt Lange, saying, “I need some time to heal this broken heart but make no mistake; I will be back and hopefully stronger than ever.” [Us Weekly]
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    Quick Pic: Two D-Bags Go To Disneyland…

    The sign behind these two corn dogs seems a wee bit too coincidental…. [Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt, Disneyland, Anaheim, CA, 6/3/08] Keep reading »

    Slideshow: 2008 MTV Movie Awards

    At last night’s MTV Movie Awards, there were lots of bad clothes. Personally, I think Ellen Page (winner of Best Female Performance) dressed quite appropriately for the event, wearing jeans and sneakers. Fancy dresses are not what the MTV Movie Awards should be about, especially if they’re short dresses. As Lindsay Lohan discovered, wearing a short dress while sitting in a movie theater means showing more leg than you may have planned. [MTV] Keep reading »