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Jon & Kate Get Even Douchier

When Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt dress up as Jon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween, an angel bursts into flames. [Los Angeles, 10/29/09]

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If Holly Montag Has A Drinking Problem, Then So Do I!

On last night’s episode of “The Hills” there was a totally laughable subplot involving Speidi staging an intervention for Heidi‘s younger older sister, Holly. Holly, you see, had a couple of shots at a party, spent a few minutes talking to Brent Bolthouse about art (oh noes!), and then did the robot. These three things, apparently, are evidence of rampant alcoholism. Somebody get Ken Seeley on the phone! But seriously, far more problematic, in my opinion? Spencer‘s cowboy hat. Also, maybe Speidi’s time would have been better used counseling his sister Stephanie, who was busted for a DUI last weekend.

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What’s Your Pedicure M.O.?

Heidi Pratt

Recently, Heidi Montag was spotted reading (yes, reading!) The Da Vinci Code (yes, an actual book, albeit a cheesy one) during her pedicure. It got me thinking: What is your usual pedi M.O.? Do you read the salon mags (that’s my go-to reading material—and I’ve been known to bring in an ice cream cone for a seriously awesome Friday night ... yes, I realize that’s potentially lame)? Bring your own book a la Heidi? Do you only read your own magazines from home? Are you typing away on the Crackberry? Or, do you actually stop, and take the time to close your eyes, sit and relax? I’m intrigued! Do tell.

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Talk Babies On “The View”

Spencer Pratt has been running his mouth for the past few weeks, saying he’s avoiding having sex with his wife because he’s afraid she’ll get pregnant. Well, that wife, Heidi Montag, filled in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck as the token blond conservative on “The View” today and she explained oh so much more. Apparently, it’s not that Spencer isn’t ready for kids now—it’s that he doesn’t want them at all, period. (Likely because a real baby would divert Heidi’s attention away from her man baby.) Um, isn’t this something to discuss in depth before you walk down the aisle, especially if you want three or four kids like Heidi? Not that I’m in favor of these two procreating. At all. Ever. Clip above! [The View]

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Quote Of The Day: Heidi Montag Shapes Up Her Mind For Playboy

Heidi Montag Shapes Up Her Mind For Playboy

“I wasn’t nervous because I’d got my body and mind into shape for it.  My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn’t want to lose weight and look skinny.”

— Heidi Montag speaks to U.K.‘s Closer magazine about her plan to become an iconic sex symbol. We believe she got her body in shape, but what do you think she did to get her “mind” in shape for the shoot? In the same interview, Heidi went on to say she wants to supersize her size C breasts to DD cup. It’s all part of her plan to take over the world! [via Closer]

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Why Do Celebrity Pets Get Normal Names While Their Kids Get Ridonculous Ones?

Jessica Simpson

It’s a big day for maltipoos in the news. For Heidi Montag‘s 23rd birthday, Spencer got her a nine-week-old maltipoo pup, who they named Dolly after Ms. Parton. In sadder news, Jessica Simpson‘s sweet maltipoo, Daisy, was snatched by a coyote. She’s offering a reward for the return of the five-year-old doggie, but, like, last time we checked, coyotes don’t snatch dogs to keep them as pets.  [People]

Dolly? Daisy? This has me thinking—why do celebrities pick such reasonable names for their pets when they choose completely insane ones for their kids? Here’s a look at some of the worst offenders.

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Why Has Stephanie Pratt Morphed Into A Carbon Copy Of Heidi Montag?

Stephanie Pratt Morphing Into A Carbon Copy Of Heidi Montag

Considering Heidi is her brother’s wife, the incestuous undercurrents are icky. The fact that her brother is Spencer Pratt makes it even worse.

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11 Celebs We Want To Ban From Breeding

Heidi and Spencer Want A Baby?

Our worst nightmare has come true. No, it’s not the apocalypse—it’s spawning season for Heidi and Spencer Pratt. People announced that the next season of “The Hills” will have some changes, including this gem: “Heidi and Spencer are entering some interesting new territory of considering parenthood.” [People]

Noooooooooo! I guess it was inevitable, but do Barbie and Kendouche really have to procreate so soon? I bet they’ve already sold the rights to their unborn baby pictures and I have no qualms saying I think these two should be involuntarily sterilized. They’re Aryan super-villains with a plan to take over the media and they must be stopped! After the jump, 10 other celebrity couples who must be stopped from breeding.

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Quickies!: Were Laura Ling And Euna Lee Careless?

Laura Ling and Euna Lee
  • Journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who were imprisoned in North Korea until earlier this month, are being criticized by activists who say they compromised the refugee-saving program they reported on because, after the two women were arrested, police raided the areas. [Gawker] — Guess their homecoming welcome is over?
  • The New York Post ran a picture of Jennifer Aniston being tossed into a trunk while filming “The Bounty” with her co-star, Gerard Butler. In the photo, her legs are flailed open and bloggers freaked out, calling it a crotch shot. [Gawker] — Apparently, some people don’t know the difference between a vagina and a leg?
  • If you want to spice up your dating life, take your partner to yoga! Everybody’s doing it or, at least, more people are. [Health.com] — You can even use some of those positions, er, elsewhere.

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    Gallery: Worst Performances Hall Of Shame

    I had high hopes for the suckitude of Heidi Montag‘s performance of her first single, “Body Language,” at the Miss Universe Pageant last night. But it truly exceeded my wildest expectations. First off, couldn’t she at least pretend she’s actually singing? And what is the girl wearing—strange, nude workout pants with crotch issues, paired with black leprechaun boots? Jeez, we wish she’d just covered herself in mud.

    Heidi’s truly horrific showing has inspired us to look back at some of the worst live performances of all time. Enjoy.

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    Heidi Montag Performs At The Miss Universe Pageant

    Heidi Montag “sang” (i.e. lipsynced) and “danced” (i.e. gyrated) on last night’s Miss Universe Pageant and definitely pulled a few tricks from the Britney Spears playbook. In other words, she worse a nudish jumpsuit and did some weird genie-like moves, but was nowhere near as awesome as Britney in her heyday. Please, let this be the last we see of her!

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    Spencer Pratt Wants To Tell Us “How to Be Famous”

    Spencer Pratt Book

    Hated reality TV star Spencer Pratt has decided to enlighten us all by writing a book called “How to Be Famous.” I think he should retitle it “How To Make Yourself Into A Complete Jackass.” In the book, Spencer tries to make himself out to be a Public Relations bad ass. He brags about leaking the deets of Lauren Conrad’s sex tape because she was mean to Heidi Montag and seems to think that now that she’s gone from “The Hills” he’s going to rule. One thing we agree with? “If I weren’t me, I’d hate me,” he writes. Yeah dude, that’s pretty much how it is. [NY Daily News]

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    Heidi Montag To Perform For The First Time Ever At The Miss Universe Pageant

    Ooh, ooh (said like Horshack in “Welcome Back, Kotter”). I now have a really good reason why you need to watch the Miss Universe Pageant this Sunday night. Heidi Montag will be giving her first-ever live musical performance, debuting her single “Body Language” which leaked online a while back. “I am so excited to perform,” says Heidi. “This is such a miracle in life and I give thanks to God everyday for this once in a lifetime opportunity.” [People]

    Here’s hoping this will be a disaster on par with Britney‘s “Gimme More” performance. The New York Post claims that asking Heidi to perform has turned into a fiasco for the show’s producers. Find out all about it, after the jump…

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    Heidi Montag’s Playboy Spread Hits The Internet

    Heidi Montag in Playboy

    Those much-talked-about photos of Heidi Montag in Playboy have finally hit the web. While they are pretty tame, considering, you know, she’s not exactly naked in them, I wouldn’t exactly describe them as “chaste” either. In the pics, she lolls about on a bed, reclines near a fireplace, stares blankly out a window. With her top off. Or her bottom off. It’s like the usual Playboy fare—but without all the naughty bits. Personally, I find them somewhat depressing. Remember those early seasons of “The Hills,” when Heidi was a sassy back-talker who dropped men like so much tissue? In this layout, she looks like a sad, over-posed Barbie doll. In other words, the wet dream of Spencer Pratt. Shudder. [Hollyscoop]

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    About That Heidi Montag Playboy Spread? She’s Not Actually Naked In It.

    Heidi Montag

    It’s always so shocking—shocking, I tell you!—when it turns out that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been telling not-truths yet again. I expect so much more from my reality TV stars! Truth, honesty, and an ability to eat really gross food-like items. In any case, remember that Heidi Montag naked in Playboy spread that we told you about? That “The Hills” duo has been yapping about, like, for-ev-uh? Well, as it turns out, Heidi’s not even naked in it. All six glossy pages of the female half of Speidi are totally PG. Purportedly, the instructions given to the magazine (by who, her vagina wrangler?) were: “No nipples, no vagina, no a**.” You can’t make this stuff up, people. I mean, if you’re going to go Playboy, don’t you think you should, like, go there? [TMZ]

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    Quote Of The Day: Heidi Montag Shopped For Breasts In The Pages Of Playboy

    Heidi Montag's Playboy Cover

    “[Playboy] has definitely changed my life—or maybe I should say it has shaped me. When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.”

    Heidi Montag in the September issue of, you guessed it, Playboy

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    Heidi Montag Rolls In Mud For Her Playboy Cover

    Heidi Montag's Playboy Cover

    Heidi Montag debuted the Playboy cover that made her half a million dollars on the red carpet of the “G.I. Joe” premiere last night. The soon-to-hit-newsstands September issue of the magazine features “The Hills” star dressed in a white bikini, covered in mud with the bunny symbol traced on her stomach. This is the first of two issues upon which she’ll grace the front page. She did the shoot as a wedding present for the Spence.

    Of course, since we’re talking about Speidi, there’s drama. Montag claims that inside the fold of the magazine, she held onto her good Christian values and refrained from posing completely nude. But other sources say she totally got nakey. So we’ll just have to wait a few more days until the official release to find out who’s telling the truth. [NY Post]

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    Star Couplings: Spencer Pratt Reveals Heidi’s Playboy Cover

    Spencer Pratt And Heidi Montag Pratt Brought Playboy Issue To G.I. Joe Premiere
    • Spencer Pratt showed off Heidi Montag-Pratt‘s September Playboy cover while at the “G.I. Joe” premiere. [Us Weekly]—Seriously, who does that?
    • Milla Jovovich has revealed one of her attractions to fiancé and film director Paul Anderson—his Newcastle, England upbringing and the town’s fish and chips specialty. [People]—I can’t wait to see photos of their Aug. 22 wedding.
    • Sienna Miller has admitted she feels “foolish” for how she handled her relationship with Balthazar Getty. [OK! UK]—We’ve all been there, but I’m sure it’s much worse when you’re in the public eye.
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    Quick Pic: This Better Not Mean What I Think It Means!

    Heidi Montag Baby Shopping

    I was so hoping they were going to have a boy! [Los Angeles, 7/29/09]

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    Gallery: Heidi Montag And Other Celebs In Spandex With Their Very Own Workout Videos

    Heidi Montag

    Last week we reported that Heidi Montag, in hopes of making you as skinny as she is, was unleashing an exercise video. But alas, she isn’t the first celeb to try to whip the general public into shape with a butt-busting vid. Check out other celebs’ exercise vids. Don’t forget to breathe!
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