Congratulations may be in order! Heidi Fleiss, best known as the country’s most infamous madam, is reportedly going to marry Dennis Hof, who owns Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch. The Bunny Ranch is the world’s most well known brothel, and, in her heyday, Fleiss was considered one of the sex trade’s most brilliant businesswomen. If this is true, it’ll be one sexy merger. [Contact Music]

A documentary covering Heidi Fleiss’s attempt to open a legal all-male brothel for women in Nevada premiere’s July 21 on HBO. [W]

A 15-year-old in Canton, OH (where I grew up!) sends or receives about 15,000 text messages a month. She has an unlimited texting plan. [WEWS Cleveland]

Did you know that grooms in Korea will ask their successfully married friends to carve them two wooden ducks to bring good luck? [MentalFloss.com]

Dear Jake Bronstein, remember the time Maxim took a photo of you and Amelia together for a story about you trying to sleep with as many women as possible in a week and Amelia was supposed to represent one of the women and she had a mild panic attack about it right before it went to press because she didn’t really want America thinking the two of you slept together? Well, we really like your new website and would love to work with you. Have your people call our people, okay? Love, The Frisky [Zoomdoggle via Daily Bedpost]

Being a single gal is fun and can even allow you to get a little extra freaky! But sometimes the pendulum swings the other way—not knowing where your next piece of ass will come from can leave you in a sad dry spell, and even the professionals aren’t immune. Heidi Fleiss, the infamous Hollywood madam, had it all. And by “it” we mean every A-list actor in LA. Not only did she score the top booty, they paid her well to do it too! At the height of her career she had Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson, Charlie Sheen, and a Porsche.  In 1997, she was thrown into an unsexy pair of handcuffs, put in jail, and left penniless for her escort service. Now, at 42, the former working girl has opened her own shop in podunk Pahrump, NV. Strangely enough, even though prostitution is legal in Nevada, she’s not putting the rump in Pahrump. Instead of a ring of call girls, she’s in charge of the spin cycles at her little launderette cleverly called “Dirty Laundry.” She’s cleaning clothes and cleaning up her act while living in a mobile home with 20 parrots she saved from a closing pet store. “I love those birds more than I’ve ever loved any man,” Heidi said in a recent interview. “It’s been two years since I had sex and I don’t care if I ever do it again.” Sigh, we’ve all been through a sexless rough patch and it’s hard to pull yourself out—even if you’re the Madam Fleiss (and especially if you’re a crazy bird lady). But, Heidi, you just have to get back up on the man-horse and ride! Everyone in America knows you can do it. [NOTW]