Heather “Weiner Dog” Matarazzo (Welcome to the Dollhouse) is engaged to her girlfriend of a year, Carolyn Murphy (not the supermodel). Apparently because Heather and Carolyn don’t have “male” and “female” roles in their relationship, they proposed to each other. AWW! I think straight couples should take up this practice as well. Anyway,…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.