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We Swear It’s Not Porn! (NSFW)

It's not porn
It Sounds A Whole Lot Like Porn But...

When I was an actress, the worst part was telling my friends and family about the roles I was auditioning for — or sometimes, had just booked. I’d be like, “I’m just got a horror movie with Gary Busey! I’m playing a vampire prostitute who gets shot in the head while playing cards with Morgan Freeman’s son in a cabin in the middle of Afghanistan!” Then I’d just watch the concern/confusion/horror pass over their faces as they assumed the worst. (I really did play that part, by the way. And it wasn’t porn.) A new video, “It’s Not Porn…”, spoofs that phenomenon. Actors and actresses brag about the roles they just landed that happen to sound a whole lot like porn, but are really just HBO shows. See if you can name all the scenes from you favorite shows. [Laughing Squid]

The Dong Show: 10 Penises Featured On HBO

Last week, the girls of College Humor had a “boner” to pick with HBO about their lack of dongs. Whether they show them “in between the boobs” or on their own, they plead with the network to show us “an inch of grade A man meat” for every pair of breasts. A fair request. The good news is that the “True Blood” season six finale delivered some dong. Sure, it was a blink-and-you-miss-it glimpse of Alexander Skarsgard’s flaccid, flaming penis. But still, with the magic of slow mo, we saw it in all of its uncircumcised glory. It’s a step in the right direction. Click through for a SFW retrospective of all the love sticks we’ve seen on HBO. [Beasts of Man]

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The “Girls” Season 3 Teaser Is A Bunch Of Instagram Photos That Tell Us Nothing

Deleted "Girls" Scene
Hannah and Marnie discuss which guys they attracted in this deleted scene. Read More »
"Girls" Season 38
"Girls" Season 38 Comedy Video
This is what "Girls" season 38 would be like. Read More »
"Girls" Parody Porn
Girls Parody Porn
Hustler finally made a parody porn of "Girls"! Read More »
Season 3 Is Nigh
Girls Season 3 Teaser
Don't blink or you'll miss it

Sadly, HBO’s new teaser trailer for “Girls” season three, made up of a bunch of Instagram-style photos from the set, tells us just about nothing in the way of plot points. Well, that’s not entirely true; we know that Hannah and Adam will hug and that the whole gang will go to the beach. I think I’ll have to watch this six or seven more times in slow mo to see if I can Nancy Drew anything else. At least I have something to do until the new season premieres next year. [NYMag.com]

Butts, Sparkles & Frozen Faces: The Best Tweets From HBO’s “Behind The Candelabra”

Last night, HBO premiered its highly-anticipated biopic, “Behind The Candelabra.” It was gayer, grander and glitzier than any of us could have imagined.

Michael Douglas and Matt Damon played their roles perfectly (as did Damon’s butt), and who’d have thought that Rob Lowe would steal the show as Dr. Jack Startz?  Add too much botox on top of an already-gorgeous mug, and you’ve got yourself an early ’80s plastic surgeon (complete with a leisure suit). Read more on Celebuzz…

 

Lena Dunham Writing HBO Show About Bergdorf’s Personal Shopper

Lena's Book Proposal
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Gawker posted the whole thing online for your enjoyment. Read More »
Lena On Rihanna
Lena Dunham on Rihanna's responsibility as a role model. Read More »
What Is "Space Rape"?
Adam won't leave Hannah's apartment and it gets creepy. Read More »
  • Lena Dunham has been hired to write a new HBO show about a Bergdorf Goodman personal shopper, based on the memoir of 85-year-old Betty Halbreich. [Racked]
  • Hide your boobies! A North Carolina state representative introduced a bill today to clarify the indecent exposure law to come down harder against nipples. (See what I did there?) [WRAL]
  • Beyoncé sang “The National Anthem” live at a Super Bowl press conference this afternoon, just so she could prove she can do it, I guess?  ”I love haters,” she reportedly said. She also promised she’ll be singing live at the Super Bowl. [Huffington Post, Crushable]
  • Did Tina Fey and “30 Rock” make women’s representation better on television? [Slate] Keep reading »

The 15 Most Bizarre Things We’ve Heard In Bed (Inspired By “Girls”)

What Is "Space Rape"?
Adam won't leave Hannah's apartment and it gets creepy. Read More »
Dating Don'ts: "Girls"
You shouldn't do these things with your ex. Read More »
No Sleep After Sex
13 things to do after sex besides sleeping or cuddling. Read More »
WHAT?!
"Look at the doll...how's she feeling?"

Warning: Spoilers and NSFW video. We’ve had some bizarre sexual encounters in our day, but Marnie and Booth’s coupling on last night’s episode of “Girls” was beyond creepy (okay, and hilarious). When Marnie ran into “that smeege of a man” as Hannah called him (I’m stealing that!), Booth took her back to his place to show her his work. He proceeded to lock Marnie into his panic attack-inducing art installation cage where TV screens flickered disturbing images and Duncan Sheik’s “Barely Breathing” played on a loop. Meanwhile he checked his email and had a snack. Seriously, I almost couldn’t watch because I was getting claustrophobic. It was very Willy Wonka when he takes the kids on that crazy boat ride. Not to fret! It got weirder! Booth freed Marnie from his art prison, comforted her and fucked her, reciting a sex script so bizarre, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. I don’t think Marnie did either. Seriously, this exact thing must have happened to one of the writers. It’s just not possible to make this shit up. Keep reading »

First Look: “In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye”

Anna Talks Vogue
The editor-in-chief tells all regarding her first Vogue cover. Read More »
anna's career advice
The surprising career recommendation she makes. Read More »
Vogue Forever!

People who say they read Vogue for the articles are missing the point. Vogue is about fashion, fashion, fashion — and the keepers of the fashion pages are the fashion editors. A new HBO documentary, ”In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye,” chronicles Vogue fashion editors past and present. In addition to well-loved Grace Coddington, “In Vogue” features interviews with past editors Babs Simpson, Tonne Goodman, Phyllis Posnick, Jade Hobson, Carlyne Cerf, Polly Mellen and Camilla Nickerson.  We want to know everything about Polly Mellen, who refers to herself as “the spoiled brat of the fashion world.” The documentary airs December 6 on HBO. We’ll be watching!

“Boys” Makes The Cast Of “Girls” Seem Incredibly Well-Adjusted

"Girls" Diversity
Lena Dunham explains the lack of diversity on "Girls." Read More »
Things "Girls" Got Right
13 things from the "Girls" premiere that seemed universally accurate. Read More »
"Girls" Vs. "SATC"
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Lena Dunham on the debt "Girls" owes to "Sex And The City." Read More »
"Will you put some pants on already?"

What might happen if the hit HBO show “Girls” was moved from New York to Los Angeles, and starred a cadre of a neurotic dudes, rather than a bunch of self-involved girls? This hilarious parody video, “Boys,” shows us the bleak truth. [YouTube]

Just Announced: All The New Cast Members On “Game Of Thrones”

"Game Of Thrones" Lingo
"Make water," "smallclothes," and other words and phrases from the series. Read More »
Hot For Dinklage
Why Kate has it bad for Peter Dinklage. Read More »
NERD ALERT!
Winter Is Coming!

We’re currently going through “Game of Thrones” withdrawal, so we were extra excited to see the new “GoT” season three cast announced. The cute kid from “Love, Actually” will be on the next season, as will mod-tastic actress Diana Rigg.

New major characters include Lady Olenna Tyrell, aka “The Queen of Thorns.” She’s the grandmother of Margaery and Loras Tyrell. There’s also Bryndon “The Blackfish” Tully, a famous knight and the uncle of Catelyn Stark, and Thoros of Myr, a member of the outlaw band known as the Brotherhood Without Banners.

There are too many to name, so watch the video to check out all the new characters and the actors who will be playing them!

You Need “Girls”-Themed Paper Dolls, Yes You Do

Now you can play with Hannah, Marnie and the rest of the gang — even when they’re not actually schlepping across your TV screen. These “Girls”-themed paper dolls come with all the characters’ necessary accoutrements — like Shoshanna’s abortion snacks, Hannah’s diary and Jessa’s pregnancy test. See one more after the jump and the rest at the link! [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

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