Last week, Hayden Panettiere announced that she was making the quantum leap to behind the camera, executive producing a new show for the CW called “HMS.” Billed as a younger “Grey’s Anatomy,” the show will be set at Harvard Medical School. We don’t know much more than that about the plot, but we do know that it will make medical school look glamorous and sexy, which we don’t get because hospitals are the least sexy places ever—or they were before a plethora of TV hospital dramas arrived to set our emotions on an IV drip. [ET]

Honestly, I’m not sure this is the best move for Hayden. Prime time seems stacked full of shows where doctors and nurses canoodle and have sex with each other in supply closets, on operating tables, in ambulances, and even in their own homes.

Rich and famous Hayden Panetierre says she can’t get a man because of all the media attention she gets.

“It’s very, very difficult and people have no idea what they do to peoples’ relationships. They destroy them. The paparazzi and the public. The public wants to read about your personal life, and the paparazzi give it to them by nosing into your personal life and saying things that are just not true and horrible.”

Cry me a river, Hayden! In reality, there are worse professions when it comes to love. Try sex and relationship blogger. The potential threat of having your love life exposed on the internets is no one’s aphrodisiac. After the jump, the worst relationship dealbreaker jobs on the planet.

It’s 11:07 pm, do you know where “Beth Cooper” is with your child? [NYC, 7/7/09]

• Debbie Rowe is reportedly ready to fight for custody of Prince Michael and Paris, according to NBCLA. [Dlisted]—I wonder if she really feels any connection to them or if it’s the trust that is driving her.
• Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones have broken up because she can’t handle long distance relationships. [Starpulse]—On to the next much older guy!
• Zac Efron and Megan Fox shared an intimate dinner recently, according to a source. [Celebuzz]

• During her concert, Beyonce gave her microphone to an audience member so he could propose to his girlfriend. He said, “Beyonce, you told me if I like it, I need to put a ring on it,” and then got down on one knee to ask his girlfriend to marry him. She said yes. [Radar]—Much better than proposing over Twitter.
• Hilary Duff is reportedly joining the cast of “Gossip Girl” next season. She will be playing Olivia Burke, “a movie star who enrolls at NYU in search of a traditional college experience.” [Entertainment Weekly]—I think I’ve heard that story before… [Hilary needs all the career help she can get.—Ed.]
• Hayden Panettiere bares all in “I Love You, Beth Cooper.” At age 20, she says, “I might as well show it now!” [PopEater]—Some are calling her baring-all brave, while others are a bit surprised. I’m not.

Hayden Panettiere has been showing off a new tattoo on her torso, but the tattoo, which reads “vivere senza rimipianti” (“to live without regrets”), is misspelled. Her “rimpianti” has an extra “i” in it. Now, we’re guessing Hayden has at least one regret. She isn’t the only celebrity who has a tattoo gone wrong. Thankfully, my Arabic tattoo says exactly what I wanted it to. More tattoo mishaps after the jump.

It must be nice to be a lovely blond starlet sunbathing on the coast of France—except for that part when someone with a dodgy-looking butt tattoo tries to rub sunscreen on you. [France, 5/19/09]

No worries, Portia, it was all part of her gift bag for doing your wifey’s daytime talk show.  But Hayden was so excited about the cotton undies she flashed Ellen….and America!  See, stars are just like us. They love dolphins and granny panties too! Screen grab, after the jump…  [Egotastic]

Hayden Panettiere, star of “Heroes,” wants you to vote—although her schedule might not allow her to do so. Hey, she’s a celebrity! She gets to follow a different set of rules than you do. [Funny or Die]

Did you know Hayden Panettiere wants to be a singer? Like Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan before her, the Heroes actress is branching out into the music biz with her new single “Wake Up Call”. It sounds exactly like the competition!

Much less cheerleader. We approve. [Los Angeles, 7/10/08]

Miley Cyrus is reportedly dating her 22-year-old backup dancer, Marshall. There hasn’t been an official confirmation on this, but the two have been caught flirting on camera, and there’s a photo of Miley kissing him on the cheek. Now, that’s only a seven-year age difference, but she’s 15. Has she even “become a woman” yet? After the jump, a few other underage celeb relationships—why don’t guys have relationships with older women when they’re under 18? Or do they, and nobody cares? [ThinkFashion]