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Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

  • Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
  • A naked man walks into a bar with a bag full of didos. It’s not a joke, it really happened. [Huffington Post]
  • How to politely decline when your partner wants to do it ALL THE TIME. Not that it’s the worst problem to have. [College Candy]
  • Some foreskins don’t fit all the way over some penises … and that’s OK. [Nerve]
  • Gird your lips from these types of bad kissers. [The Stir] Keep reading »

A List Of Things A Man Could Hide Under His Laughably Outsized DSquared Bowler Hat

Dude Looks: Slouchy Pants
Yeah, they're kind of "Hobbit"-esque, but we love them anyway. Read More »
Dude Looks We Love
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Dude Looks: Bold Socks
There's nothing sexier than a well-chosen sock. Read More »
Dude Looks: Tweed Jackets
English professor with an edge? Yes, please! Read More »

Let’s take a few guesses as to what this model, walking the DSquared runway at Pitti Uomo, might have stored underneath his bulbous headwear, shall we? Keep reading »

A Salsa-Filled Party Sombrero Is The Only Party Hat You’ll Ever Need

All due respect and praise to the genius that came up with the salsa hat prototype, seen here. Think about how many versions of this edible tortilla hat were created and then failed, spilling delicious salsa all over the wearer. And a salsa hat is a great hat to get the party started — you’ll need to eat all the salsa in the hat bowl before it breaks, of course. [Cheezburger]

Do Not Want: See-Through Fedora

The Coyote Man Hat
It's what your boyfriend's wearing these days. Read More »
Do Not Want: Hair Thingy
Did a tropical bird just run into her head? Read More »
Do Not Want: Sunglasses
Patriotic? Maybe. Ridiculous? Definitely. Read More »

I think most people throw on a hat to cover up a bad hair day or shield their delicate scalp from the sun, which means a see-through hat–especially a really expensive see-through hat–is about as useful as a pair of lens-less sunglasses. [$128, Diesel]

Just A Guinea Pig Wearing A Sombrero

A Cat Fashion Show
Clothing for kitties: It's the cat's meow. Read More »
United Bamboo Cat Calendar
So many cats so dressed up! Read More »

Just wait til he gets drunk on a pitcher of margaritas and starts whipping his tiny sombrero around. It’s really a sight. [CutestLife]

Do Not Want: Bird Splat Fascinator

Do Not Want: Stockings
These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »
Muscle Leggings
Do! Not! Want! Read More »
Do Not Want: Keychain
A keychain...that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »

Nordstrom is selling this as an oversized feather fascinator, but it looks more like the horrifying aftermath of a tropical bird/human collision to me. In fact, if I saw someone wearing this on the street or at a party, I would instruct them to lie down immediately, check for signs of a concussion, and put in a call to exotic animal control. [Feather fascinator, $58, Nordstrom]

Shopping Guide: 10 Cute Cloche Hats

Cloche hats are a fancy alternative to your typical winter knit hat wear, and we think they should be considered more often. After all, where knit hats make your head look like the equivalent of a squishy ball, these cloche hats really class things up a bit and dare we say, make you look like a lady. So ladypants, get on the cloche caboose and check out these 10 cute options.

Shopping Guide: 11 Cool Chapeaus

A recent study found that only 7 percent of women love their hair, yet we spend a ton of time grooming it. But wouldn’t life just be easier if we covered up with a hat on the bad hair days? I’m not talking about a knit beanie or baseball cap. I mean a fabulous chapeau — one that will show off your style while also being chic enough to wear indoors! Here are 11 of our favorite, finger-snap-approved hats for bad hair days … or every day, really.

 

 

A Very Hard Hat

New Power Studio paired this innovative penis hat with menswear at London Fashion Week. I am going to highly encourage men NOT to follow this trend, unless you enjoy being called a d**khead. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

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