Posts tagged "handjobs"

The Wankband Is Sort Of Like A Fitbit For Your Dick

Charge your phone while discharging your lame boyfriend's penis.

By: Megan Reynolds / February 27, 2015

Dating Don’ts: 6 Sex Moves That Will Screw Your Shot At A Second Lay

Gettin’ down with someone new for the first time is exciting and nervewracking. There are so many decisions to make! Lights on or lights off? Do you get on top, or do you just park yourself on the bottom and hope for the best? Will it be evident that it’s been a minute? The thing…

By: Megan Reynolds / September 23, 2014

Please Enjoy Jonah Hill & Maroon 5 Singing This Awesomely Bad Song About Handjobs

Who would've thought a rock song about handies would include such awesome riffs? And who knew there were so many creative lyrics about them? Before Jonah Hill became the star of "Superbad," he was music producer "Slick Rubin" in this several-years-old Maroon 5 video. (How young does Adam Levine look here?) The skit is pretty hilarious,…

By: Claire Hannum / February 20, 2014

Guy Talk: In Defense Of Handjobs

Newsflash! Ladies, your man doesn’t always want to hang out with your vagina. Sometimes the most erotic and exciting thing in the bedroom is your hand. No way, this can’t be true, you’re thinking. Aren’t handjobs for sleepaway camp and when I’m on antibiotics? Aren’t they passé like beepers and hotmail accounts? The short answer…

By: Amit Wehle / July 27, 2010

Real Chick Lit: The Handjob Handbook

E., my best guy friend in college, believed that women should eliminate giving handjobs from their hook-up repertoire. “They always end up either hurting or not being satisfying at all,” he asserted. “The bottom line: there’s no way you can do it as well as he can.” It did make perfect sense. Why should I…

By: The Frisky / November 10, 2008