Posts tagged "handcuffs"

We Can Blame Fifty Shades Of Grey For The Rise In Handcuff-Related Injuries

Further fodder for my irrational dislike of Fifty Shades of Grey: since its release, London firefighters suspect the erotic series is to blame for the increase in handcuff-related emergencies. Since 2010, the London Fire Brigade have come to the aid of 79 people trapped in handcuffs and one man with his penis stuck in the…

Ami Angelowicz / July 29, 2013

Czech Beauty Queens Spanked After Sexy Handcuff Photos Surface

Okay, false advertising. No actual Czech beauty queens actually get spanked in this story. But the lovely ladies in the Miss Czech 2011 pageant were sternly warned they could be disqualified after photos appeared of them playing with sex toys, including handcuffs. Kinky Czech beauty queens are just about the only beauty queens I ca…

Jessica Wakeman / March 6, 2011

Show Some Restraint! Sex-In-The-Shower Handcuffs Keep You Suctioned In

For those of you who like to play police officer/naughty girl in the shower, nothing says amore like neoprene, Velcro, and suction cups! OK, I don’t actually want to have sex in my shower because it’s got all kinds of nasty black fungus rapidly multiplying on the shower liner. But with a few squirts of…

Jessica Wakeman / December 1, 2009

Wife Handcuffs Herself To Her Husband—And Not In A Sexy Way

I’ve had a lapse in judgment or two which have led to embarrassing acts of desperation in front of a man. But nothing I’ve done has even been quite so desperate (or completely nutburgers) as what Helen Sun did to her man: The 38-year-old woman allegedly slipped a Mickey in her husband’s Gatorade and the…

Jessica Wakeman / September 10, 2009

Handcuffs In The Bedroom: A Lesson

The Swedish police received a call yesterday from a couple who had chosen to handcuff themselves but couldn’t remove them after they had had their fun. When the police arrived, a third person was in the bedroom with the couple, trying to free them to no avail. An officer then wielded a bolt-cutter and wa…

Catherine Strawn / June 16, 2008