Posts tagged "hand job"

Girl Talk: In Defense Of Peggy Olsen’s Anonymous Hand Job

It happened so quickly, and it was so dark, that it was hard to tell what Peggy Olsen was doing in that movie theater. I texted a friend.  "Did Peggy just give a hand job to her boyfriend or a random man?" "It's hard to tell the way it was shot, but consensus says random,"…
By: Anonymous / April 24, 2012

The Tenga Egg Comes In Handy

We told you about way-too-fun sex toy, the Tenga Egg, a while back. Just peel the egg and SURPRISE! It's a hand job assist. Lube included. In case you were wondering how to use this incredible egg, check out the commercial. Different strokes for different yokes indeed. These could really come in handy.
By: The Frisky / February 1, 2011

These Gloves Are Better Than Nothin’

I am going to stock up on these gloves. The next time a guy requests a Hand Job, I'll just give him a pair. Hey, better than nothin'. [The Daily What]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 10, 2010

11 New Terms For Giving Him A “Hand”

It seems that women are genuinely shocked that men enjoy genital stimulation via your lovely mitts. But it's true. They were hot in your parents' basement when we were teens, and they're hot now. But maybe the problem is our terminology. A "blow job" sounds fun. Playful. Kind of like a Blow Pop. But…
By: John DeVore / March 5, 2010

Perfect Present: Everyone Could Use A Hand Job!

Stuck on what to get those last few people on your list? Well, I think we can all agree, everyone could use an extra hand job. And for $5, that's cheaper than a hooker ... but don't get too excited; it's just a jar opener. Still, you could call it the gift that keeps o…
By: Simcha / December 16, 2009

Shake Weight: The Exercise Tool For Sexytimes

We’re not sure if the Shake Weight, which is “designed specifically for women,” is supposed to teach a gal how to give a handy, or if it’s going to give her an upper body like Madonna's. Causing further confusion? The company claims that in “just six minutes a day, you can get…
By: Simcha / July 31, 2009

Real Chick Lit: The Handjob Handbook

E., my best guy friend in college, believed that women should eliminate giving handjobs from their hook-up repertoire. “They always end up either hurting or not being satisfying at all,” he asserted. “The bottom line: there’s no way you can do it as well as he can.” It did make perfect sense. Why should I…
By: The Frisky / November 10, 2008

Poll: Is A Happy Ending Massage Considered Cheating?

Yesterday we told you about how, thanks to a new spa trend, women are finally able to get happy endings. That’s right, after centuries of men being able to get some so easily, we ladies are finally getting our fair shot! However, even though the playing field has been leveled, we wonder, if…
By: Simcha / October 17, 2008

Every Girl Can Get Her Happy Ending

No matter where I seem to live in New York City, my neighbor is always a “handy shack,” aka a massage parlor that doles out happy endings. Currently, I live next to a place with a basement entrance, a neon red light, and middle-aged masseuses who wait for customers behind veiled curtains. It purports itself…
By: Simcha / October 16, 2008

HPV: Not Just For Crotches Anymore

According to a new study, HPV is moving on up...to mouths! That’s right, just when you thought Gardasil and Cervarix solved all your problems, now you have to worry about what else you’ve been opening wide. Since the '70s. throat cancer cases have doubled, and the research shows HPV is to…
By: Simcha / October 15, 2008