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James White Deep Fried His Roommate’s Hamster

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I had a college roommate who slept with a bong in her bed. And another that had a boyfriend who she made take his shoes off and leave them in hall because his foot odor was so foul. I’ll never forget that smell. We’ve all had roommates from hell. But none as terrifying as York University student James White, otherwise known as the guy who cooked his roommate’s pet hamster.

When authorities arrived on the scene, they noticed a “strong smell coming from the kitchen” and found the animal in a frying pan. White confessed to cooking his roommate’s Syrian hamster while drunk to the “point of madness.” When cops asked his name, he referred to himself as “1,2,3,4.” (I think that qualifies as “drunk to the point of madness” or just … madness.) Eventually White confessed to cooking his roommate’s Syrian hamster.

Although he plead guilty in court, the prosecution was unable to confirm that the hamster was still alive when White cooked it. Because, apparently, that makes a difference. White walked away from the incident with a fine and a court order not to have  pet for the next eight years. That doesn’t seem long enough. After the jump, the very graphic image of White’s hamster dish. [The Tab] Keep reading »

Hamster Makes Pretzel Stick Its Bitch

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This video, aptly titled “Mission Possible,” has been my go-to for self-soothing all week. The concept is fairly simple: a hamster attempts to eat one of those giant pretzel sticks. It’s a nail-biter. Will the pretzel stick fit in the hamster’s body? Will it pierce through the hamster’s heart and kill it? Miraculously, the hamster makes that pretzel stick its bitch, proving that hamster bodies are actually made of marshmallows. [You Tube]

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Just wait til he gets drunk on a pitcher of margaritas and starts whipping his tiny sombrero around. It’s really a sight. [CutestLife]

Lesson Of The Day: Don’t Mess With A Feral Hamster

Great! Now I have something else to keep me awake at night: the fear of running into a feral hamster in a dark alley. Why do these dolts keep provoking it? Worst nightmare.[The Daily What] Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: Carla Bruni’s Increasing Value, Video Games, And A Sick Hamster

  • A nude photo of French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy from 1993 sold at Christie’s auction house yesterday for $91,000 — more than 20 times its expected price. And Carla has improved her Amazon.com sales rank significantly since we first reported on her relationship with Nicolas. Back in December, her album No Promises was 12,718, while today it’s 5,035. [Reuters and Amazon.com]
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