It’s Halloween. Most of us are sitting at our desks in our Sexy Pizza costumes, pounding Candy Corn and drinking as much spiked apple cider as we can without getting wasted. Perfectly normal behavior for October 31st. Sadly, this holiday seems to bring out the bat shit insane in so many. I’ve rounded up some of the dumbest/weirdest/most bizarre things that have gone on so far this Halloween. And the day is still young… Keep reading »
This man. THIS. MAN. Claws up. Patrick Stewart is living the best life. [Twitter]
I have NO IDEA how people are eating these cakes. Some of these images hit a little too close to my sense memory and make me gag. On the other hand, it’s cake and who would ever say no to cake? See 14 more scary-ass Halloween cakes on College Candy…
And yet another celeb proves you can dress up as someone of another race without resorting to racist blackface! Ellen DeGeneres sauntered out for today’s Halloween episode of her show looking remarkably busty as she channeled Nicki Minaj’s recent appearance for her Halloween costume. Them’s some convincing underboob! Well done. [Buzzfeed]
I am the quiet, depressed one who is stabbed to death, but returns from the grave to seek my revenge — which sounds about right. No one’s going to stab me to death and get away with it! You? (See larger image here.) [Funny Junk]
This Halloween, the ladies of The Frisky opted to dress up as various sexual foods and scandalous animals, proving that we are, by far, the least shameful people in the entire office— maybe even in the tri-state area.
Anywho, we want to see YOUR costumes … and your kids’ costumes … and your pets’ costumes. Basically, we’re giving you the opportunity to show off your homemade Macklemore ensemble before that fifteen bucks you spent at the thrift store becomes a distant memory in a haze of vodka sodas and fun-size Snickers bars.
The best part? The photos you share will show up right here, instantaneously in our gallery for all to see (and then you can brag about it and tell your friends you’re famous). Keep reading »