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VOTE! See Which First Two WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made Our Semi-Finals!

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After tons of votes flooded in, the first two costumes in our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle have made it to the semi-finals.   Keep reading »

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues— And It’s Getting Punny!


There are so many things wrong with both of these costumes.

We present to you a vampire receiving oral sex, hence the clever name “Down For The Count,” and the literal interpretation of the “Shit Hitting The Fan.”

I would not—I repeat—would NOT have sex with either of these people on even my most intoxicated, free-love feelin’ night. So tell us, which one triggered your gag reflex the most? Vote above to get in on the action. Keep reading »

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You Arrested For Stalking

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You Arrested For Stalking

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.

I can understand wanting to be something scary for Halloween, but the Stalker Man costume and with the exceptionally, long, snakey arms reads creepy as fuck rather than frightening. I mean, does any man really want to play up his threatening side? Approach a lady while wearing this costume — or anyone for that matter — and they’ll probably call the cops. [$49.99 Spirit Halloween]

Halloween Inspiration Board: Virginia Johnson From “Masters Of Sex”

Halloween Inspiration Board: Virginia Johnson From "Masters Of Sex"

I haven’t been religiously watching HBO’s Showtime’s “Masters Of Sex” — which is about sex researchers Dr. William Masters and Virginia Johnson — but any show that would inspire a Halloween costume that involves carrying around a giant dildo vibrator is fine by me! Get the deets on how to dress up as Lizzy Caplan’s character after the jump! Keep reading »

Costume: "Divergent"
Halloween Inspiration Board: Tris From Divergent
Dress up as Dauntless transfer Tris this Halloween! Read More »
Costume: OITNB
Halloween Inspiration Board: The Women Of "Orange Is The New Black"
Dress up as one of the lady prisoners from "Orange Is The New Black"! Read More »
Costume: Tina Belcher
Halloween Inspiration Board: Tina Belcher From "Bob's Burgers"
The "Bob's Burgers" teen is our Halloween inspiration. Read More »

Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign … After Trick-Or-Treating

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Astrology Halloween

Some people think a person’s true colors come out when they’re facing extreme hardship, others believe you should judge people by how they behave in prosperous times. We happen to think that the best time to see someone’s true personality is right after they’ve gotten a bunch of free candy from strangers are sitting around with their friends assessing their haul. Yep, there’s no better time to do some sign-spotting than Halloween night, in the crazy, sugar-fueled aftermath of trick-or-treating. Which sign is organizing candy trades to gain power? Which sign is carefully planning their candy-eating strategy? Which sign is bragging incessantly about the king-size Snickers they scored? Read on to find out how to spot each zodiac sign on Halloween, even if they’re wearing a Batman mask… Keep reading »

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues With A Bush Flasher And A Blow-Up Doll


Caution: Both of these costumes will scar children for life. But which one is more repulsive to you: the bush flasher or the blow up doll? To prepare you for some of the heinous, inappropriate getups you’ll see on Halloween next week, we present to you our WTF?! Halloween Costume Contest. Keep reading »

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