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Heidi Klum Dressed Up As Old And Wrinkly For Halloween

Heidi Klum Dressed Up As Old And Wrinkly For Halloween

Heidi Klum’s goal every Halloween is to basically see how much makeup and prosthetics she can pile on without being crushed under their weight. Her Halloween costumes are always phenomenal, putting everyone else — all the Mileys, and the zombies, and the sugar skulls — to shame. This year was no different, but her costume was still a surprise. Klum looks utterly unrecognizable when she showed up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an old and wrinkly lady. THAT NECK. That little dip in the center? They call that the suprasternal notch and Heidi’s wrinkly ass one is a sight to behold. See a few more shots — including her varicose-veined legs and feet — after the jump! As Tyra would say, she’s giving old, wrinkly realness from H to T. [Photos: Fame/Flynet and Getty Images] Keep reading »

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You An Ass Beating

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You An Ass Beating

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.

It takes a real asshole to dress up as an Ass Face for Halloween. If this is your costume pick, then you probably deserve any and all derision that comes your way. I’m not literally advocating physical violence, but surely an Ass Face deserves a hearty insult at the very least. Because … WHY? [$29.99, Spencers]

Jack O’ Lantern Dinosaurs Make Up For That Whole Extinction Thing

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You know for about five seconds I was sitting here thinking, “I wonder how long it takes to light all the candles and how much of a fire hazard it is” and then I remembered that we have this technology called electricity and LED lights. New York’s Great Jack O’Lantern Blaze is probably up on that. Find more photos on The Mary Sue…

7 Of This Halloween’s Most WTF Headlines … So Far

It’s Halloween. Most of us are sitting at our desks in our Sexy Pizza costumes, pounding Candy Corn and drinking as much spiked apple cider as we can without getting wasted. Perfectly normal behavior for October 31st. Sadly, this holiday seems to bring out the bat shit insane in so many. I’ve rounded up some of the dumbest/weirdest/most bizarre things that have gone on so far this Halloween. And the day is still young… Keep reading »

Patrick Stewart Has A Incredibly Crustaceous Halloween

Sir Patrick Marries!
The Only Thing Missing From Patrick Stewart's Wedding Photo Is My Mom (But I'll Get Over It)
And bestie Ian McKellan officiated! Read More »
Stoned Patrick Stewart
Stoned Patrick Stewart Teaches His Girlfriend How To Act
Captain Picard gets high and teaches an acting lesson. Read More »
We Love Patrick Stewart
Sir Patrick Stewart Meets And Embraces Domestic Violence Victim
Sir Patrick Stewart meets and embraces domestic violence victim. Read More »
Patrick Stewart Has A Incredibly Crustaceous Halloween

This man. THIS. MAN. Claws up. Patrick Stewart is living the best life. [Twitter]

15 Scary-Ass Halloween Cakes That Look Yucky

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I have NO IDEA how people are eating these cakes. Some of these images hit a little too close to my sense memory and make me gag. On the other hand, it’s cake and who would ever say no to cake? See 14 more scary-ass Halloween cakes on College Candy

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