Rest assured, you’ve got a couple of weeks to prepare your costume before the Halloween party invitations start rolling in, but why don’t we start off with something that’s especially easy to, um, swallow should you find yourself in a spectacular rush come October 30? Mid-scandal Kristen Stewart is only the easiest, most timely costume ever, and all you really need is some greasy hair and a pair of sweatpants to pull it off — bonus points if you can find a married man willing to bend you over a fence, and maybe some other stuff. Plus, you can probably find all of the required items already in your closet… or your boyfriend’s. Or your married director’s. Just fling your hair, bite your lip, and go! Keep reading »
Corgis are, to me, God’s comedy. I understand that they had some breeding reason to make a dog with short legs and a wide body, but come on, look at those guys! THEY ARE WALKING HILARITY! And what’s better than a regular ol’ corgi doing corgi things? A corgi in a costume. Which is why we’re presenting you with 10 corgis all decked out for Halloween. Get ready!
“Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.” You are probably envisioning a bunch of warty, green-faced witches with broomsticks and pointy, black hats huddled arounds a cauldron casting a spell, right? I guess we can thank Shakespeare’s Macbeth for that. This image of the witch has become so intertwined with Halloween, but has little in common with real witches past or present. After the jump, a few things you might not have known about witches. Keep reading »
Did Lil’ Wayne know about these humanly lollies when he sang his infamous lyrics, “she licks me like a lollipop?” Maybe instead of wanting to lick the rapper, Wayne’s featured woman would be interested in sucking on some other body parts. Think Geek’s Gory Body Parts set includes four non-genital members, including the watermelon brain, the cherry heart, the apple finger, and the fruit punch eyeball. Just in time for the Halloween festivities, these lollipops will have you at a loss for words. [$9.99 for all four, Think Geek]
Every year, The Frisky prides itself on helping you make your Halloween costume dreams a reality and tell you which ones will not get you laid. We know it’s hard for you, guys. Dudes don’t have the same options as women when it comes to throwing cat ears on with your LBD and all of a sudden having a ”sexy” cat costume. But never fear — with a little creativity and the right attitude, you can be “sexy,” too.
This year, why not try a sex-ify a regular Halloween costume you never thought of before?