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An Open Letter To People Who Go Balls Out On Halloween

Costume: Spring Breakers
Halloween Inspiration Board: The Girl Bank Robbers In "Spring Breakers"
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Dear People Who Go Balls Out On Halloween,

I’m not referring to people who choose Halloween costumes that expose their testicles. If you are one of those people, you’ll probably want to close this page and move on to a different open letter that deals more specifically with your definition of “balls out.”

If you’re someone who goes balls out in a metaphorical way, though, this letter is for you. If you bring your A-game every Halloween, I want to thank you. Here’s why: Keep reading »

This Family’s “Labyrinth” Costumes Win Halloween

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That’s it. Everyone else can go home now. This family’s incredible, handmade “Labyrinth” costumes just instantly rendered every other costume tragically subpar. I mean, look at the tiny Goblin King! And that amazingly detailed Ludo mask! And DIDYMUS RIDING THE DOG. It’s all too perfect for words. Bravo, “Labyrinth” family, bravo. [Laughing Squid]

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get Chewed On By Drunk Partygoers

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get Chewed On By Drunk Partygoers

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.

Sexy/edible is Halloween costume category that has always been unsettling. Because…why? Last year, we were forced to make sense of the sexy bacon and sexy hamburger costumes. This year, Yandy.com has added sexy pizza and sexy french fries to their inventory. The only thing this costume will get you is nibbled on by a bunch of drunkards at your Halloween party. And not the good kind of nibbling. [$69.95 Yandy]

11 Creative Halloween Costume Ideas For Your Penis (NSFW)

You might have big plans to dress as James Franco’s character from “Spring Breakers” this Halloween. But really, the only costume that matters is the one you’ll treat you’re date to later that night when you strip down to your birthday suit. If you really want to have a “look at my shit” moment, don’t wait until the last minute to decide what your dick is going to be for Halloween. This Flickr user dressed his penis as a ghost last year. But we think you can do better than that. Click through for some (NSFW!) ideas about how to trick your cock out this Halloween.

Halloween 2013!
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Halloween Hookups
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13 Halloween Decorations That Are Truly Terrifying

If you want to decorate your house for Halloween, hang up a few fake cobwebs, plop a pumpkin on your porch, and call it a day. If you want to scare the shit out of your Halloween party guests and any costumed children who dare approach your house in search of candy, you’ll probably want to employ some of the following truly scary Halloween decorations, most of which are fairly easy to recreate on your own (fair warning: you might want to head to Goodwill and stock up on creepy dolls now). Click on the gallery, IF YOU DARE. And if you do end up using any of these decoration ideas, please don’t invite me over. Thanks.

Halloween Inspiration Board: Miley Cyrus In The Video For “We Can’t Stop”

Halloween Inspiration Board: Miley Cyrus In The Video For "We Can't Stop"
21 Weird Miley Moments
21 Of The Weirdest Moments In Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" Music Video
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Everyone and their mom is going to be dressed up as Miley Cyrus at the VMAs for Halloween. Dare to be different, just like Smilerz! Go as Miley Cyrus in the music video for “We Can’t Stop” instead. It’s less naked, which is a bonus considering Halloween has the misfortune of falling at the end of October when the temps are typically verging on freezing. Add a short platinum wig or pull your own hair back into a modified pompadour of sorts, and stick on some pointy gold press-on nails from the drugstore. Oh, and here’s a tutorial (from a child!) on making your own fake grillz. Details on where to buy everything else, after the jump! Keep reading »

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