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Do Not Want: A Boney Hand Bracelet

Julie GersteinSeptember 26, 2011 //

Sorry, but unless it’s Halloween, I guess I’m never really going to get the whole skeleton aesthetic thing — keep your bones inside your body, I say! So this skeleton hand bracelet by Delfina Delettrez is less than appealing. What’s next? Spleen rings? Intestine earrings? Yeah, yeah, I know, I sound like someone’s mom. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

22 Halloween Costumes That Won’t Get You Laid

SimchaSeptember 26, 2011 //
Canoe
Dudes, last year, I warned you about the 21 costumes that wouldn’t get you laid. But this year, when I started shopping for something slutty for myself, I found so many more friggin’ hilariously bad costumes for guys that I just had to do a part deux. Seriously, this is a selfish public service announcement. Men, we care about you here at The Frisky. I know you want to get laid on Halloween, but more importantly, I want to get sexed. And if all the men are frolicking around in these bad costumes, no amount of alcohol is going to make it happen for them. I just can’t take home a guy dressed as a vagina disguised as a pink canoe. So, if you want to know how not to get some sweet girlie action or if you just need some comic relief, check out these totally ridiculous costumes.
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Martha Stewart Wishes You A Truly Horrifying Halloween

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 26, 2011 //

And after this cover was shot, Martha made a lovely butterfly stew with moth foam for supper. No, seriously, what is she supposed to be? Lady Gaga meets “The Silence of the Lambs”? Put the lotion in the basket or else she’ll turn “Born This Way” on again? Gah. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Halloween Costumes That Are Guaranteed To Get You Laid

SimchaSeptember 26, 2011 //
Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid
Halloween is the one night of the year single people are guaranteed to find their soul mates, in disguise. All you gotta do is dress up like someone’s fantasy lover. The gals will represent by wearing less than they normally wear to bed; dudes, you don’t want to miss this rare opportunity by sporting some costume that will scare away these half-cocked, half-dressed hotties. We already warned you about the costumes that won’t get you laid. To help you seal the deal, here are our lady-approved get-ups for men that will have gals doing things cheaper than your costume.
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13 Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Woman Laid On Halloween

SimchaSeptember 25, 2011 //
Brocoli
Halloween is like Christmas for single people. Everyone is out and about, dressed up like their biggest fantasy. Hawtness! And as a lady on the lookout for man candy, everywhere you turn is a treat. But only one thing can stop you from gettin’ a lil’ somethin’-somethin’ in your pillowcase— a seriously unsexy and unfunny costume. You have to tap one of those two genres to charm the pants off someone. Warning: wearing something like this vegetable costume here will keep you a virgin. Sorry, buddy, broccoli is not an aphrodisiac. Plus, it looks a lot like a fungus or mold in costume form and no one wants to put their crotch on those. So, because we’ve got your back this Halloween, here are 12 more costumes gals should avoid.
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8 Sickeningly Cute Halloween Costumes For Kids

Leonora EpsteinSeptember 22, 2011 //
Guppie
As far as the cuteness factor goes, kids are second only to pets when it comes to dress-up. It doesn’t get much better than babies dressed as little guppy fish, bunnies, or mini-Spocks. Check out some of these irresistibly cute Halloween costumes for children! [FAO Schwarz]
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The 11 Most WTF Sexy Halloween Costumes

Julie GersteinSeptember 21, 2011 //
Big Bird
When you think of “Sesame Street”‘s Big Bird, you might not automatically think “sexy.” But, ah, that’s where you’d be wrong. If this year’s sexy adult Halloween costumes are any indication, Big Bird is very sexy. After the jump, 10 more strange-as-hell “sexy” costumes. And tell us: What’s the weirdest, most inappropriate “sexy” Halloween costume you’ve ever seen?
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The Daily Ovulation: A 5-Year-Old Shows Off Her Make-Up Skills

Julie GersteinSeptember 16, 2011 //


Kindergartner Madison really loves makeup and has a very patient mama who helps make instructional videos. This one features Madison showing off her latest Halloween creations — a sunflower face! In other news, have you ever noticed how little kids talk like drunk adults? [Rats Off] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Duke Greeks Hosted Slutty Halloween Parties

Jessica WakemanNovember 5, 2010 //
  • Two Greek societies at Duke University sent Halloween party invitations to students that some say are inappropriate. Fraternity Sigma Nu implored women to dress as “a slutty nurse, a slutty doctor, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut,” while Alpha Delta Pi’s email read, “Dear bitches, I mean witches.” (Note: Alpha Delta Pi is a sorority, but the Daily News article describes it as a “the off-campus fraternity Alpha Delta Pi.”) I don’t know, but I don’t find this that offensive. It’s just Halloween, people. [New York Daily News]
  • Clark Atlanta University will open The Domestic Violence Prevention Leadership Academy at its school of social work, partially with funding from Verizon, to train students to research the issue. [Atlanta Journal Constitution]
  • TIME spoke with Dr. Warren Hern, the last remaining abortion provider who publicly admits to doing late-term abortions. “I have been committed to this work since I started in 1973. I will continue doing it,” Hern said. “The people who disagree should leave me alone. It is the clear policy of the American anti-abortion movement to kill every doctor who does abortions. It is not a secret.” [TIME]

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Kid Pulls Knife On Mom When She Won’t Let Him Trick-Or-Treat As “Gay Justin Bieber”

Ami AngelowiczNovember 5, 2010 //

Yesterday, we read a heartwarming story about a mother who supported her five-year-old son’s “gay” costume choice. But a mother of a 12-year-old boy in Arizona wasn’t so understanding when her son wanted to go trick-or-treating as “gay Justin Bieber.” The mother grounded her son for his “disrespectful” costume choice. And the boy retaliated against this costume censorship by pulling a knife on his mom and threatening to kill her. That’s when the police were notified and the boy was arrested. OK, this is awful. Acknowledged. But I am still trying to figure out what a “gay Justin Bieber” costume would look like. Anyone? It must have been really intense to spark an act of extreme ‘tween disobedience. But then again, J-Biebs just seems to illicit insanity in ‘tweens. [AZ Central] Keep reading »

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