Ohmygodhelpme. I have fallen into a kids’ costume k-hole and I can’t get out. Warning to any man who sleeps with me in the next, oh, 30 days: don’t trust me when I say I’m on the Pill. I’m not. If I say that I am, it’s just because I’m desperate to have a baby of my own to dress up for Halloween next year. So, you know, if you aren’t down for that — but I won’t make you pay child support or even go halfsies on a Dobby costume, I swear — wear a rubber. Anyway, click onward for a whole mess of ridiculously cute kids’ costumes…
Something happens to Halloween when you become an adult.
The holiday is no longer a night known for trick-or-treating, sugar highs and precious children dressed up as fairy tale characters. Instead, doom and dread take over as you retire your “skanky” [insert noun here] costume, and in turn, prepare yourself to be offended by the costumes you’ll encounter outside of the safe bubble you call home.
I won’t lie. Some of the costumes you’ll witness next week, worn by actual adult humans, will be offensive— some even repulsive. To prevent you from instinctually punching/cursing/upchucking when you come in contact with one of them, we’re kicking off the festivities with a WTF?! Costume Battle. Keep reading »
These are kittens dressed as Tootsie Rolls for Halloween. Let me repeat: here are a full two minutes and 18 seconds of kittens dressed as Tootsie Rolls. Sometimes the universe is actually that giving. No need to worry about nonsense like government shutdowns or the economy collapsing when you can watch adorable fluffballs scurry around their house batting at things dressed like candy. You’re welcome, Internet. [Jezebel]
The Hunger Games is sooooooo last year, you guys. This year’s dystopian young adult series that older folks are late to the party on is Divergent by Veronica Roth. The books — there are two out, with a third hitting shelves in a few weeks — are being made into a movie series starring Shailene Woodley as Tris, the teenager born into the Abnegation faction (known for their selflessness) who decides to transfer to Dauntless (known for their bravery). Dressing up as Tris for Halloween simply requires a tough-meets-sexy all black wardrobe (a nice change from Abnegation’s dull grey style), comfy shoes (for jumping from trains, natch), and a few key fake tattoos — the three ravens on the collar bone representing Tris’ mother, father and brother, as well as the symbols for Abnegation and Dauntless on the shoulder blades. Get the details on the costume above, after the jump! Keep reading »
This year, why not ditch the sexy ninja costume and go topless? Not naked, silly — you might get arrested. I mean, get creative and transform your boobs into Halloween buppets. Buppeteer and Boobsmith Heidi Leigh is the master of making tits into people … and other things. Like, scary clowns. Truly, she has a gift. Click through to see some of the breast Halloween costume ideas ever, courtesy of Heidi’s website, Tits Thinks It’s People. Warning: you might see some nipple in the process. [TitThinksItsPeople]
Ever since Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka brought twins Harper and Gideon into their lives, they’ve been going balls out for Halloween. This year, the adorable quartet is dressed up as characters from “Alice In Wonderland” for the kids’ preschool party, but NPH hinted that they have something else in store for October 31. Any guesses? (And check out their costumes from Halloween 2012 and 2011 after the jump…) [Instagram] Keep reading »