Posts tagged "halloween superlatives"

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You An Ass Beating

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
It takes a real asshole to dress up as an Ass Face for Halloween. If this is your costume pick,…

Ami Angelowicz / October 31, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You Arrested For Stalking

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
I can understand wanting to be something scary for Halloween, but the Stalker Man costume and with the exceptionally, long,…

Ami Angelowicz / October 23, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Spark An Irrational Fear Of Fruit

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
There are sexy/edible costumes and then there are terrifying/edible costumes. Topping the list of bizarre food costumes this year is thi…

Ami Angelowicz / October 16, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Break FRAGILE Hearts

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
It will be Thanksgiving soon enough and then you can watch “A Christmas Story” for 24-hours straight while eating any…

Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get Chewed On By Drunk Partygoers

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
Sexy/edible is Halloween costume category that has always been unsettling. Because…why? Last year, we were forced to make sense of…

Ami Angelowicz / October 10, 2013