halloween costumes

Poll: How Slutty Was Your Halloween Costume This Year?

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Jessica Wakeman | November 2, 2009 - 4:30 pm

For Halloween, I Got ShamWowed!

While I considered being Amelia Earhart or Max from “Where The Wild Things Are” for Halloween, once I found out my date was going as ShamWow pitchman, Vince Shlomi, my…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 2, 2009 - 3:40 pm

The Only Thing Better Than Mustard On A Hot Dog Is Sexy Ketchup

Our own Wendy dressed up as “Sexy Ketchup” (love the lacy robe thingy!) for Halloween — as an accompaniment to her husband’s hot dog, of course. Did you get dressed…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 2, 2009 - 2:50 pm

The Halloween Inspiration Board: Jareth The Goblin King

I probably watched Jim Henson’s “Labyrinth”–starring a young Jennifer Connelly opposite the rawtha formidable one-and-only David Bowie, who played Jareth, the intimidating Goblin King–approximately 100 times when I was a…

Erin Flaherty | October 31, 2009 - 11:00 am

Last-Minute Halloween Task! Find A Masculine Costume For Your Effeminate Son

We were so focused on the crappy Cyrus parents who let their 9-year-old daughter out of the house dressed like a sexy witch in dominatrix boots, we forgot about…

Jessica Wakeman | October 30, 2009 - 7:15 pm

Poll: Are You Dressing Up For Halloween?

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Catherine Strawn | October 30, 2009 - 11:30 am

The Halloween Inspiration Board: Blair Waldorf

Sure, Serena van der Woodsen is supposed to be the talk of the town, but we’re more interested in Blair Waldorf’s prep-school style. This costume has all the naughty school…

Lauren Panariello | October 29, 2009 - 5:29 pm

Riot Grrl = Better Halloween Costume Than A Spice Girl

I want to hate this costume because it doesn’t represent the ’90’s riot grrl scene at all (think: underground feminist punk like Bikini Kill, Sleater-Kinney, Bratmobile). But I’d much rather…

Jessica Wakeman | October 26, 2009 - 8:00 pm

What Is Suri Cruise Going To Be For Halloween?

Our photo service, Splash News, says this is a photo of Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes shopping for Halloween costumes. Since we don’t see any costumes in this pic, we’re…

Jessica Wakeman | October 26, 2009 - 6:09 pm

Where My Bitches?

This pimp dog should have won the 19th Annual Dog Halloween Parade in Tompkins Square Park. [NYC, 10/25/09] …

Annika Harris | October 26, 2009 - 5:20 pm

Miley’s Little Sis, Noah, Sure Looks Mature This Halloween

Behold 9-year-old Noah Cyrus! Far be it from us to slut-shame a fourth grader, but would it kill ol’ Billy Ray and Tish to insist she be a little girl…

Jessica Wakeman | October 26, 2009 - 1:40 pm

Treat: Topshop Halloween Accessories

Left your Halloween costume to the last minute? (Shame! And with all the daily inspiration we’ve been giving you!) Here’s a quick and easy solution from one of your favorite…

Leonora Epstein | October 21, 2009 - 6:15 pm

The Halloween Inspiration Board: Balloon Boy

If the universe were a fair place, the Balloon Boy caper would blow over by Halloween (har, har). But we all know we’re probably stuck with this kid for a…

Jessica Wakeman | October 21, 2009 - 1:30 pm

Happy Vag-O-Ween!

The Green Halloween Bazaar features works by artists and designers to encourage less consumption. Not sure a vagina costume is what they had in mind, but judging from yesterday’s graphic

Leonora Epstein | October 21, 2009 - 11:20 am

Sarah Palin’s Porn Mask: The Scariest Halloween Costume Of All!

Who needs to be a slutty cop or a trampy pirate for Halloween when you can trick-or-treat as the bane of John McCain’s existence? Hustler magazine is gifting their lucky…

Jessica Wakeman | October 20, 2009 - 2:20 pm

The Halloween Inspiration Board: Sexy Eloise

Remember the Eloise books by Kay Thompson about the mischievous child who lived in New York City’s Plaza Hotel? While you may have loved them as a kid, envision Eloise…

Leonora Epstein | October 20, 2009 - 12:50 pm

How A Fashion Blogger Does Halloween On The (Super) Cheap

You may know Jessica Schroeder, fashion blogger behind the site What I Wore, for her thrifty, feminine wardrobe and mad collection of tights, but girl’s got mad chops when it…

Wendy Atterberry | October 20, 2009 - 12:30 pm

Dog Dressed In Judge Judy Halloween Costume

I mean, the title of the post says it all, no? There’s just something about a dog in glasses, a wig and judge robe with its tongue sticking out that…

Erin Flaherty | October 19, 2009 - 6:10 pm

The Halloween Inspiration Board: A New Jersey Housewife

Careening through life high on drama is best left to the ladies of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” But ripping off their Jersey girl style just for one night…

Jessica Wakeman | October 19, 2009 - 3:00 pm

The Halloween Inspiration Board: Matador

The other day I was walking down the street wearing a shirt with a frilly collar and black skinny jeans, and, suddenly, it hit me! If I put on a…

Catherine Strawn | October 16, 2009 - 3:00 pm