October 31 is just around the corner, so I’ve begun looking for the perfect Halloween costume to trump last year’s “Sexy French Fries.” While browsing Yandy.com— which basically has every scandalous costume known to man— I found a ton of totally non-sexy characters and things that have been sexed up and, for some reason, turned into Halloween costumes. I’m all for slutty animals and sexy storybook characters, but the line needs to be drawn somewhere. Probably here.
Dogs and babies have the same effect on me as old people: They’re adorable and I often find myself wanting to take them home. So when I found out that TJ.Maxx and Marshalls will be selling matching Halloween costumes for babies and pups, my uterus almost exploded. I know petnapping and kidnapping is illegal, so if I could just borrow someone’s child and puppy on October 31st that would be greatly appreciated. Here are some of my favorite matching sets from both affordable brands above, along with some others. (Also, after the jump, scroll down to see the cutest GIF of your life.) Keep reading »
Holy crap. But where does Officer Minaj put her gun? See a few more shots from Nicki’s Instagram after the jump! Keep reading »
Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka and their twins, Gideon and Harper, already won Halloween with their costume earlier in the week, but Neil didn’t lie when he said they were really bringing it on actual Halloween day. You guys get all the extra credit! Also, adopt me, please!
But they had some competition! Click on for even more celebrity kids all dressed up for Halloween 2013…
And yet another celeb proves you can dress up as someone of another race without resorting to racist blackface! Ellen DeGeneres sauntered out for today’s Halloween episode of her show looking remarkably busty as she channeled Nicki Minaj’s recent appearance for her Halloween costume. Them’s some convincing underboob! Well done. [Buzzfeed]
Whatta miracle! Miley Cyrus managed to prove that it’s possible to dress up as a famous person of another race for Halloween — without resorting to blackface. Now we know why Miley was rocking that purple wig the other day — it’s part of her Lil’ Kim Halloween costume. Cyrus posted photos of herself dressed up as Kim in her infamous purple jumpsuit from the 1999 VMAs — which of course gave her the chance to bare one tit. The only thing that bothers me about this costume is knowing that Miley probably thinks of herself as, like, being as bad ass, rebellious and boundary-pushing as Kim, like they’re kindred spirits or something, when she’s not even close. Still, Kim was impressed — she tweeted her approval. [Concrete Loop; NY Daily News]