Posts tagged "halloween costume"

Because Blackface Wasn’t Enough For These Terrible People

Via Gawker, these Quincy, Massachusetts, partiers decided it would be funny and cool to dress up and pose as George Zimmerman shooting a bloodied Trayvon Martin for Halloween. According to the site, the girl who posted the photo to Facebook has since deleted it from her account there and on Instagram. And for awhile, the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 27, 2013

This Dad’s Disneyland Costume Would Make Walt Disney Proud

If you want to dress up as a Disney character for Halloween, there are so many to choose from: Snow White, Cinderella, Aladdin, Tinkerbell, and a plethora of colorful villains are all popular choices. But Rob Cockerham wanted to take the whole "Disney costume" idea to the next level; he wanted to dress up a…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 26, 2013

Final Duel: See Which WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made It To Our Last Battle

This may come as a shock to you, but life-sized vaginas and costumes of fictional characters receiving fellatio are considered poor taste. While I personally feel private parts and oral sex are just dandy in their natural forms, it's different when a human adult is parading around town with his massive labia on display for…

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 25, 2013

Baby + LED Lights = The Best Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Seen

OMFG. A baby in an LED costume. These are the moments when I long to be a parent -- so I can dress my baby up to look like a glow-in-the-dark stick figure on Halloween. Please, please, please parents of the world, let me live vicariously through you by putting this glow-y thing on your…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 25, 2013

10 Signs It’s Time To Leave A Halloween Party

If you're not planning to hand out candy or take your niece trick-or-treating, chances are you'll be spending this Halloween at a party. Whether your soiree of choice is a crazy frat party, a high-end fundraiser, a random house party, or a costume contest at a bar, the signs that a Halloween party has ru…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 25, 2013

VOTE! Which Costume Is More Likely To Make Grandma Keel Over?

Nana would be so proud. Probably two of the most distasteful Halloween costumes I've ever seen are going head-to-er ... head for the second round of Semi-Finals in our WTF?! Costume Battle!

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 24, 2013

Teenager Writes Petition To Party City Requesting Non-Sexy Halloween Costume Options

Some of us are A-OK with being a sexy pizza slice for Halloween, but others would like the opportunity to buy a costume that's more full-coverage. Perhaps an entire pizza? Or a pizza maker? A petition penned to Halloween costume retailer Party City's CEO requested that very thing -- realistic, non-sexy costume options for women. Jezebel

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 24, 2013

VOTE! See Which First Two WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made Our Semi-Finals!

Letttt's get ready to rumbllleeeeeee! After tons of votes flooded in, the first two costumes in our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle have made it to the semi-finals.  …

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 24, 2013

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues— And It’s Getting Punny!

There are so many things wrong with both of these costumes. We present to you a vampire receiving oral sex, hence the clever name “Down For The Count,” and the literal interpretation of the “Shit Hitting The Fan.” I would not—I repeat—would NOT have sex with either of these people on even my most intoxicated,…

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 23, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You Arrested For Stalking

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer. I can understand wanting to be something scary for Halloween, but the Stalker Man costume and with the exceptionally, long,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 23, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Virginia Johnson From “Masters Of Sex”

I haven't been religiously watching HBO's Showtime's "Masters Of Sex" -- which is about sex researchers Dr. William Masters and Virginia Johnson -- but any show that would inspire a Halloween costume that involves carrying around a giant dildo vibrator is fine by me! Get the deets on how to dress up as Lizzy Caplan's character…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 23, 2013

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues With A Bush Flasher And A Blow-Up Doll

Caution: Both of these costumes will scar children for life. But which one is more repulsive to you: the bush flasher or the blow up doll? To prepare you for some of the heinous, inappropriate getups you’ll see on Halloween next week, we present to you our WTF?! Halloween Costume Contest.

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 23, 2013

VOTE! Which Halloween Costume Screams “Overcompensating”?

Both equally repulsive and offensive Halloween costumes, my initial knee-jerk reaction to both the human ring toss costume and sex costume would be to crotch-kick the person wearing them. Unfortunately, doing so would likely land me behind bars— an ironic twist to my “Orange Is The New Black” costume. Instead, let’s just vote on which…

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 22, 2013

Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Begins With A Vibrator And A Vagina Masquerading As A Man In A Canoe

Something happens to Halloween when you become an adult. The holiday is no longer a night known for trick-or-treating, sugar highs and precious children dressed up as fairy tale characters. Instead, doom and dread take over as you retire your “skanky” [insert noun here] costume, and in turn, prepare yourself to be offended by the…

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 22, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Tris From Divergent

The Hunger Games is sooooooo last year, you guys. This year's dystopian young adult series that older folks are late to the party on is Divergent by Veronica Roth. The books -- there are two out, with a third hitting shelves in a few weeks -- are being made into a movie series starring Shailene Woodley a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 21, 2013

13 Titillating Halloween Costume Ideas For Your Boobs (NSFWish)

This year, why not ditch the sexy ninja costume and go topless? Not naked, silly -- you might get arrested. I mean, get creative and transform your boobs into Halloween buppets. Buppeteer and Boobsmith Heidi Leigh is the master of making tits into people … and other things. Like, scary clowns. Truly, she has a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 21, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Lorde

Twerkin' like Miley not your style this Halloween? Go the alternative route by channeling your inner teenage witchy goth as Lorde, the rising star on the pop scene. Lorde has got a thing for black mesh body-con dresses, almost black makeup, and the kind of jewelry that's likely been cleansed by some new agey priestess. Memorize the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 17, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Tina Belcher From “Bob’s Burgers”

Okay, so I've never actually seen an episode of "Bob's Burgers," but apparently it's popular and the character of Tina Belcher sounds like my spirit animal. At 14 years old, she has a voracious sex drive and a uniboob, and her favorite things are horses, rainbows, zombies, and writing erotic fiction. Like I said, spirit animal. Something tell…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2013

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Spark An Irrational Fear Of Fruit

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer. There are sexy/edible costumes and then there are terrifying/edible costumes. Topping the list of bizarre food costumes this year is thi…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 16, 2013

Halloween Inspiration Board: Model Cara Delevigne

If you pay any attention at all to the fashion industry or have picked up a fashion magazine in the last year, chances are good you at least recognize this face: Cara Delevigne is arguably the hottest up-and-coming model in years, thanks to her trademark heavy brows, wacky facial expressions, edgy street style and, uh, history of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 14, 2013
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