Tag Archives: halloween costumes

Babies Dressed As Gnomes

What’s that sound? Your ovaries exploding. Behold Sloane, who is 4 months old, lives in New York City, and enjoys dressing up as a gnome. (I thought this was a boy, but Amelia says it’s a girl.) According to Ohdeedoh, Sloane appears to be part of an epidemic sweeping baby land in which cute babies are being dressed up as garden gnomes. Sloane’s mom made this outfit by hand, which is pretty darling. Who knows how long it will be before the hipsters pick up on this trend and gnomes roam Williamsburg? [Ohdeedoh] Keep reading »

Baby Gaga Is The Stuff Of Nightmares

Listen, no one loves babies more than me. And I especially love babies in Halloween costumes. But this baby dressed up like Lady Gaga is scaring the crap out of me. Most frightening little monster ever. [Brands On Sale] Keep reading »

We Never Noticed Her Teeny, Tiny Hands

On Halloween, our Ami channeled one of Kristen Wiig’s most hilarious “Saturday Night Live” characters, Junice, the “Lawrence Welk” singer/dancer with the itty-bitty hands and shrill voice. Keep reading »

A Misfit With A Heart Of Gold

This is our Kate (left), as Stormer from “Jem and the Holograms,” with her sister Lizz (right), as Minnie Mouse. Kate says four whole people were able to identify her costume without context. They were all, of course, women circa age 30. Did you dress up for Halloween? Don’t forget to send your pics to tips@thefrisky.com — we’ll run a slideshow of some of our faves at the end of the day! Keep reading »

Poll: How Slutty Was Your Halloween Costume This Year?

How slutty was your Halloween costume this year?

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For Halloween, I Got ShamWowed!

While I considered being Amelia Earhart or Max from “Where The Wild Things Are” for Halloween, once I found out my date was going as ShamWow pitchman, Vince Shlomi, my choice was clear. His costume would be even better if I went as the hooker Shlomi beat up (SlapChopped!) in Miami after she bit his tongue in a drug-fueled bender (they were both arrested). Politically incorrect, slutty, AND DIY! Keep reading »

The Only Thing Better Than Mustard On A Hot Dog Is Sexy Ketchup

Our own Wendy dressed up as “Sexy Ketchup” (love the lacy robe thingy!) for Halloween — as an accompaniment to her husband’s hot dog, of course. Did you get dressed up for Halloween? Send your pics to tips@thefrisky.com and we’ll run some of them at the end of the day! Keep reading »

The Halloween Inspiration Board: Jareth The Goblin King

I probably watched Jim Henson’s “Labyrinth”–starring a young Jennifer Connelly opposite the rawtha formidable one-and-only David Bowie, who played Jareth, the intimidating Goblin King–approximately 100 times when I was a kid and that’s no exaggeration. You better believe Bowie brought his signature sexy androgyny to the table and let’s just say it made a very young lady feel kinda funny inside. Is it weird to dress up as your childhood crush? Nah, but maybe it is a little kinky… Keep reading »

Last-Minute Halloween Task! Find A Masculine Costume For Your Effeminate Son


We were so focused on the crappy Cyrus parents who let their 9-year-old daughter out of the house dressed like a sexy witch in dominatrix boots, we forgot about scads of other crappy American parents who fret about their sons playing dress-up on Halloween. Oh, The Onion, you crack us up! Keep reading »

Poll: Are You Dressing Up For Halloween?

Are You Dressing Up For Halloween?

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