Tag Archives: halloween costume

13 Titillating Halloween Costume Ideas For Your Boobs (NSFWish)

This year, why not ditch the sexy ninja costume and go topless? Not naked, silly — you might get arrested. I mean, get creative and transform your boobs into Halloween buppets. Buppeteer and Boobsmith Heidi Leigh is the master of making tits into people … and other things. Like, scary clowns. Truly, she has a gift. Click through to see some of the breast Halloween costume ideas ever, courtesy of Heidi’s website, Tits Thinks It’s People. Warning: you might see some nipple in the process. [TitThinksItsPeople]

Halloween Inspiration Board: Lorde

Halloween Inspiration Board: Lorde

Twerkin’ like Miley not your style this Halloween? Go the alternative route by channeling your inner teenage witchy goth as Lorde, the rising star on the pop scene. Lorde has got a thing for black mesh body-con dresses, almost black makeup, and the kind of jewelry that’s likely been cleansed by some new agey priestess. Memorize the lyrics to “Royals” or “Tennis Court,” wear your hair in long waves or plaited into a crown braid (as above) following this tutorial, and you’ll be a dead ringer for next year’s big Grammy winner (I predict, anyway). Deets on the items above, after the jump! Keep reading »

Costume: Cara Delevigne
Halloween Inspiration Board: Model Cara Delevigne
The bad ass model is the perfect Halloween inspiration. Read More »
Costume: Miley Cyrus
Halloween Inspiration Board: Miley Cyrus In The Video For "We Can't Stop"
Dress up like Miley in the "We Can't Stop" video this Halloween! Read More »
Costume: Tina Belcher
Halloween Inspiration Board: Tina Belcher From "Bob's Burgers"
The "Bob's Burgers" teen is our Halloween inspiration. Read More »

Halloween Inspiration Board: Tina Belcher From “Bob’s Burgers”

Halloween Inspiration Board: Tina Belcher From "Bob's Burgers"

Okay, so I’ve never actually seen an episode of “Bob’s Burgers,” but apparently it’s popular and the character of Tina Belcher sounds like my spirit animal. At 14 years old, she has a voracious sex drive and a uniboob, and her favorite things are horses, rainbows, zombies, and writing erotic fiction. Like I said, spirit animal. Something tells me I will be watching “Bob’s Burgers” tonight. Oh, anyway, the other great thing about Tina is that she makes for possibly the easiest Halloween costume ever — chances are you can source most of this stuff from your closet. But if not, we’ve figured it out for you. Just don’t forget to practice your moaning. Keep reading »

Costume: Cara Delevigne
Halloween Inspiration Board: Model Cara Delevigne
The bad ass model is the perfect Halloween inspiration. Read More »
Costume: Spring Breakers
Halloween Inspiration Board: The Girl Bank Robbers In "Spring Breakers"
Deck yourself out as a sassy bank robber this Halloween! Read More »
Costume: OITNB
Halloween Inspiration Board: The Women Of "Orange Is The New Black"
Dress up as one of the lady prisoners from "Orange Is The New Black"! Read More »

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Spark An Irrational Fear Of Fruit

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Spark An Irrational Fear Of Fruit

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.

There are sexy/edible costumes and then there are terrifying/edible costumes. Topping the list of bizarre food costumes this year is this “Teen Midget Apple Costume.” Where shall we begin? Let’s start with the un-PC name. We can only assume that this piece of fruit is meant to be worn by either teens or little people — even though they vary wildly in size. Not that it matters, one look at this apple’s face will send even the most un-scareable trick ‘or treater running for the hills. Seriously, this is much more terrifying than “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”  [$35.99 Ebay]

Halloween Inspiration Board: Model Cara Delevigne

Halloween Inspiration Board: Model Cara Delevigne

If you pay any attention at all to the fashion industry or have picked up a fashion magazine in the last year, chances are good you at least recognize this face: Cara Delevigne is arguably the hottest up-and-coming model in years, thanks to her trademark heavy brows, wacky facial expressions, edgy street style and, uh, history of dropping bags of cocaine in public. And dressing up as Cara for Halloween turns out to be totally easy. Snag her (exact, I believe) Bart Simpson two-piece ensemble on eBay, plop on a red beanie and combat boots, sling a personalized backpack over your shoulder and make as many weird faces are you can think of all night (here are a few to inspire you). Oh yeah, and fill a small baggy with powdered sugar to act as your faux cocaine — seriously, don’t be all method and use the real stuff. As Cara knows all too well, that spells trouble. Full deets for this costume after the jump! Keep reading »

Costume: OITNB
Halloween Inspiration Board: The Women Of "Orange Is The New Black"
Dress up as one of the lady prisoners from "Orange Is The New Black"! Read More »
Costume: Spring Breakers
Halloween Inspiration Board: The Girl Bank Robbers In "Spring Breakers"
Deck yourself out as a sassy bank robber this Halloween! Read More »
Costume: Miley Cyrus
Halloween Inspiration Board: Miley Cyrus In The Video For "We Can't Stop"
Dress up like Miley in the "We Can't Stop" video this Halloween! Read More »

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Break FRAGILE Hearts

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Break FRAGILE Hearts

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.

It will be Thanksgiving soon enough and then you can watch “A Christmas Story” for 24-hours straight while eating any leftover Halloween spoils. But if you truly can’t wait another month, go ahead and dress up as the Sexy Leg Lamp, the major award that comes in the box marked FRAGILE, (pronounced the Italian way, FRA-GEEEL-AY). Surely, you will break some hearts (or maybe shoot some eyes out) in this look. [$39.99, Christmas Story Gift House]

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular