Heidi Klum’s goal every Halloween is to basically see how much makeup and prosthetics she can pile on without being crushed under their weight. Her Halloween costumes are always phenomenal, putting everyone else — all the Mileys, and the zombies, and the sugar skulls — to shame. This year was no different, but her costume was still a surprise. Klum looks utterly unrecognizable when she showed up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an old and wrinkly lady. THAT NECK. That little dip in the center? They call that the suprasternal notch and Heidi’s wrinkly ass one is a sight to behold. See a few more shots — including her varicose-veined legs and feet — after the jump! As Tyra would say, she’s giving old, wrinkly realness from H to T. [Photos: Fame/Flynet and Getty Images] Keep reading »
There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
It takes a real asshole to dress up as an Ass Face for Halloween. If this is your costume pick, then you probably deserve any and all derision that comes your way. I’m not literally advocating physical violence, but surely an Ass Face deserves a hearty insult at the very least. Because … WHY? [$29.99, Spencers]
This man. THIS. MAN. Claws up. Patrick Stewart is living the best life. [Twitter]
This Halloween, the ladies of The Frisky opted to dress up as various sexual foods and scandalous animals, proving that we are, by far, the least shameful people in the entire office— maybe even in the tri-state area.
Anywho, we want to see YOUR costumes … and your kids’ costumes … and your pets’ costumes. Basically, we’re giving you the opportunity to show off your homemade Macklemore ensemble before that fifteen bucks you spent at the thrift store becomes a distant memory in a haze of vodka sodas and fun-size Snickers bars.
The best part? The photos you share will show up right here, instantaneously in our gallery for all to see (and then you can brag about it and tell your friends you’re famous). Keep reading »
Pinterest gets a bad rap for giving us a case of the shoulds for nearly every occasion imaginable. Or, in this instance, the should nots. This Halloween, feel justified about not giving a fuck because at least you aren’t wasting your time trying to recreate these disasters. Here are some over-the-top examples of how Pinterest is trying to ruin Halloween. Click through for some very incriminating evidence…
Down For The Count!
Pervy vampire beat out a human-sized vagina, a man with a penis that also acted as a ring toss, a flasher, a large vibrator and oh-so-much more, earning him the title of the Most Fucked Up Halloween Costume!
Let this be a lesson: Halloween costumes resembling and/or drawing attention to genitals probably won’t go over well with anyone. Leave your large labia at home this October 31 and opt for, say, something of the sexy fast food or animal variety instead.
Oh, and be safe all you scandalous dinosaurs. Keep reading »