I thought I wanted to be a slightly skanky Elsa from “Frozen” for Halloween this year, until this happened. HalloweenCostumes.com has created a DIY guide to making your own 3-Breasted Woman Halloween Costume, and all you need is some rubber boobs, pink fabric, a shower curtain, scissors, hot glue gun and a wig. Even though the real three-boobed woman, Jasmine Tridevil, turned out to be a hoax, we can still dream of the day when ladies can frolic around with as many breasts as they want, free of judgement. Check out the DIY tutorial here, and, while you’re at it, you might as well sing your third boob a love song. Before you know it, you’ll be the breast dressed … er, best dressed … at the costume party.
I know Halloween is over, but evidence is still surfacing of the biggest costume gaffes of the holiday. Case in point: two British college students, Amber Langford and Annie Collinge, ended up on the cover of The Sun for their ill-advised “sexy 9/11″ costumes — complete with American flags, smoke, flames and people jumping to their death.
No one is sure what the 19-year-old Chester University students were thinking when they entered a Halloween costume competition in these offensive get-ups. Worst part: they won contest. How? Even worse part: One of their fathers is a pilot who flies planes in the US. Huh?
Both the club and the university are investigating the incident. In the meantime, Amber and Annie have issued an apology for what may be the most ill-advised costume choice of the year. “We never meant to be offensive, but we apologize if any offense was caused. The idea was to depict a modern-day horror that happened in our lifetime and was not intended as a joke,” they said.
That still doesn’t explain what the hell they were thinking. You can see another picture of their fallen Twin Towers costumes after the jump. [Gawker] Keep reading »
Behold the Thompson family’s genius Halloween costume idea. In case you need help identifying them all: Honey Boo Boo was Kris Jenner, Mama June channeled Kim, Sugar Bear transformed into Bruce Jenner (and managed to look more manly), Anna did her best Kourtney, Jessica killed it as Khloe, Pumpkin slayed Scott Disick, baby Kaitlyn became Penelope Disick and Uncle Poodle rocked the Kanye costume (sans blackface).
“We decided to dress up like the Kardashians because everyone seems to compare our family to them. Now we’re just the redneck version,” explained Mama June. Well played, Boo Boos. [People]
Heidi Klum’s goal every Halloween is to basically see how much makeup and prosthetics she can pile on without being crushed under their weight. Her Halloween costumes are always phenomenal, putting everyone else — all the Mileys, and the zombies, and the sugar skulls — to shame. This year was no different, but her costume was still a surprise. Klum looks utterly unrecognizable when she showed up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an old and wrinkly lady. THAT NECK. That little dip in the center? They call that the suprasternal notch and Heidi’s wrinkly ass one is a sight to behold. See a few more shots — including her varicose-veined legs and feet — after the jump! As Tyra would say, she’s giving old, wrinkly realness from H to T. [Photos: Fame/Flynet and Getty Images] Keep reading »
There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer.
It takes a real asshole to dress up as an Ass Face for Halloween. If this is your costume pick, then you probably deserve any and all derision that comes your way. I’m not literally advocating physical violence, but surely an Ass Face deserves a hearty insult at the very least. Because … WHY? [$29.99, Spencers]
This man. THIS. MAN. Claws up. Patrick Stewart is living the best life. [Twitter]