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There are a lot of shitty Halloween costumes out there. Don’t get pissy about it. Wear one! Click through to see the crappiest toilet-themed costumes.
Shopping for a Halloween costume can be a somewhat disheartening experience for a woman. There’s the sexy nurse, the sexy pirate, the sexy Chewbacca (oh yes, it exists). But what if all you really want to do is dress up as an awesome lady, and not necessarily in a way that exposes your skin to the brisk October air?
There are plenty of options; you just probably won’t find them in your local costume store. So we at The Mary Sue have assembled our own list of geek girl costume ideas, split evenly between pop culture and history, the latter courtesy of Take Back Halloween, an unparalleled resource for those who A) like kick-ass ladies from history and B) want to know how to dress up as them. Read more…
I’m not interested in dressing up like sexy anything this Halloween. Hell, I don’t even want to go as a woman. I want to be He-Man, Master of the Universe. Well, more specifically, I want to dress up as Prince Adam just before he turns into He-Man, mostly because many of the elements of a Prince Adam costume can be worn again in some other non-Halloween context. By the power of Grayskull, feel free to copy me! All the deets, after the jump! Keep reading »
Halloween is an interesting night for hookups with its own peculiar array of pros and cons. One Hallow’s Eve back in my 20s, I remember having this realization as I made out with a guy at a party. He was dressed as Frankenstein. I’ve never gotten green greasepaint makeup all over myself while making out before … I wonder if it will make me break out? The thought distracted me while we sucked face. This is an example of a uniquely Halloween hookup issue. The makeup did not make me break out for the record. And he got back together with his ex-girlfriend the following week, so that’s that. But these types of things good things to know. After the jump, some more ways hooking up on Halloween is different. Keep reading »
Who doesn’t love a Brussels Griffon? Said to be the inspiration for both Chewbacca and ewoks, Brussels Griffons are just so naturally silly looking that they can solicit a laugh from me even without a Halloween costume. But thankfully, we’ve found 17 Brussels Griffons wearing ridiculous Halloween looks, too.