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Today’s WTF News: Man Named “Hall” Bites Face Of Another Man Named “Oates”

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 13, 2012 //
  • So, this guy with the last name Oates bit another guy with the last name Hall. Seriously, even though it’s awful the guy is now missing his eyebrow, it’s okay to chuckle a little. [The FW]
  • In weird and highly unlikely rumors, is Kate Middleton’s OB-GYN a man with a murderous history? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • We’ve talked at length about the various things women have attempted to transport in their vaginas, but this lady went the mammary route, hiding cocaine inside her breasts. Not in her bra, but actually in her breasts. [The Stir] Keep reading »

When Only Hall And Oates Can Help

Ami AngelowiczDecember 24, 2011 //
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Callin’ Oates, the Hall and Oates hotline, may change the way I feel about phone calls. In case of a  music emergency, dial (719) 26-OATES (62837) for the kind of life-saving, pick-me-up that only Hall and Oates hits can provide. I’m jealous that I didn’t think of this first. [Buzzfeed]