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Hailey Glassman Wants To Be Cast In A Show About JAPs

You know how every year you resolve to watch less television? Now would really be a good time to follow up on that, because I just read about a show that’s so scraping the bottom of the barrel, it’s scary. For the latest “Jersey Shore” rip-off in the works, a company called Get Some Media is looking to create a show about JAPs, aka “Jewish American Princesses,” a term which, like “Guido” before it, many people find offensive. Oh, but it’s about to get worse. The show’s producers have their eye on a tabloid fixture to star in the show—Jon Gosselin‘s ex, Hailey Glassman. “I think Hailey is an interesting character and would be great for reality TV,” a producer said. Naturally, Hailey is all for the idea. Keep reading »

Hailey Glassman To Box Gina Lynn In Celebrity Death Match — And Guess Who’s The Referee?

Hailey Glassman, whose frightening claim to fame is having bedded Jon Gosselin (we shudder), will be boxing adult film star Gina Lynn this May. I KNOW. It’s the sporting event for which you have spent your entire life waiting. Maybe it’s a guy thing? “I wonder what would happen if we had some reality star mistress catfight a porn star,” some dude was thinking. And then, it was true. What is this world coming to? I think this is a sign of the impending apocalypse. Or that we have really bad taste in TV and sports and celebrities. In any case, Lynn is an AVN hall of famer, which means she knows a thing or two about a thing or two as long as the thing or two has to do with sex, the bout will take place in Philadelphia (buy your tickets now, before they sell out!), and the rumble in Killadelphia is for the Female Lightweight Championship Celebrity Boxing Federation title. Oh, and guess who’s been extended an offer to be the referee? Michelle McGee, whose resume includes busting up Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ marriage. Stay classy, ladies! [Celebrity Boxing Federation] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kate Gosselin Confirms Jon Is “Stubby”

  • Hailey Glassman said Jon Gosselin’s peen was “tiny, tiny, tiny,” but his ex-wife, Kate, was more succinct. She called him “stubby.” [Us Weekly]
  • Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent, Jason Trawick, spent Valentine’s Day in the McDonald’s Drive-Thru! [Dlisted]
  • Holly Robinson Peete has not accepted John Mayer’s apology on behalf of his racist penis. [PopEater]
  • Gia Allemand has a boyfriend — and it’s not “The Bachelor,” Jake Pavelka. [Us Weekly]

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Quotable: Hailey Glassman Says Jon’s Peen Is Itty-Bitty

“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a 9-year-old boy. I’m serious. Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny. I would laugh about it with my mom.”

Hailey Glassman dishes on Jon Gosselin‘s penis, which she claims is “three inches,” in Steppin’ Out [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

What Are You Wearing Hailey Glassman?

We don’t know what possessed Hailey Glassman to wear a leopard print scarf as a bra and some Hanky-Pankies on the cover of this month’s Steppin’ Out, but it must have been the same thing that made them write “Judge This Haters” on the cover next to her. Oh, we are judging. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Jon Gosselin’s Apartment Gets Trashed, Letter (And Knife!) Left Behind

Someone hates Jon Gosselin more than we do: TV’s douchebaggiest dad had his NYC apartment “ransacked” over the Christmas weekend!

According to TMZ, Gosselin returned to his apartment on Saturday and found his shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs all “slashed.” So, he got all those heinous Ed Hardy tee shirts ripped up? What’s the problem? Well, the perpetrator did some real damage, too. Keep reading »

Jon Gosselin’s Girlfriend Hailey Glassman Cries Emotional Abuse

In a tear-filled, two-part interview airing on “The Insider” tonight and tomorrow night, Jon Gosselin‘s girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman, breaks down while talking about how her life has changed since she began seeing Jon. The above clip aired on “Good Morning America” earlier, with Hailey crying that Jon is abusing her by taking out his frustrations on her:

“He’ll call me and take his anger out on me. He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, ‘Why are you so mean to me?’ He takes it out on me.”

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7 Famous (And Kinda Famous) Swag Hounds

Jon Gosselin‘s girlfriend (for now), Hailey Glassman, has supposedly enlisted a crew of friends to call companies and ask for free clothes, jewelry, and even a pricey detox diet. The 23-year-old is using her “role” on “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ to get freebies, an insider claims. Unfortunately for Hailey, most companies aren’t biting. One went as far to say, “We don’t want to be a part of the drama and most companies have no desire to align themselves with Jon and Hailey. Companies that give gifts to celebrities want positive people attached to their products.” But hey, a girl’s gotta try. [Fox News]

The whole concept of swag is pretty infuriating. Why give free stuff to the people who can totally afford it? But I don’t begrudge famous folks for working the system. After the jump, the most notorious swag hoarders! Keep reading »

Hailey Glassman Shoots A Faux Match.com Profile


Since taking yourself too seriously should be a crime, I truly appreciate it when people of note take to Funny or Die to completely decimate themselves in mock online dating profiles. This Hailey Glassman Match.com vid seems particularly brave. “I’m looking for someone who’s half Asian, kind of chubs, with hair plugs. Someone who likes Ed Hardy thongs and white chicks who wear their trucker hats to the side,” she says. “About me—I like to party. Get wasted, take cute photos with guns. I can burp the alphabet. I dunno, people say I’d be a great stepmother to eight kids.” But is it just me, or did those burps totally turn your stomach? Keep reading »

Jon & Kate News Break: Hailey Comes Out Of Hiding, A Domestic Dispute, And Divorce Party

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Or not? Tonight, an interview with Jon‘s first post-split piece of arm candy, Hailey Glassman, will air on E! News. She’s come out of hiding to claim she isn’t a fame whore, and insists that she’s totally in love with the daddy of eight. Oh yeah, and she admits the two were dating a month before Jon and Kate announced their split. Oops.

After the jump, more news about this dysfunctional fam. Keep reading »

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