You know how every year you resolve to watch less television? Now would really be a good time to follow up on that, because I just read about a show that’s so scraping the bottom of the barrel, it’s scary. For the latest “Jersey Shore” rip-off in the works, a company called Get Some Media is looking to create a show about JAPs, aka “Jewish American Princesses,” a term which, like “Guido” before it, many people find offensive. Oh, but it’s about to get worse. The show’s producers have their eye on a tabloid fixture to star in the show—Jon Gosselin‘s ex, Hailey Glassman. “I think Hailey is an interesting character and would be great for reality TV,” a producer said. Naturally, Hailey is all for the idea. Keep reading »
Hailey Glassman, whose frightening claim to fame is having bedded Jon Gosselin (we shudder), will be boxing adult film star Gina Lynn this May. I KNOW. It’s the sporting event for which you have spent your entire life waiting. Maybe it’s a guy thing? “I wonder what would happen if we had some reality star mistress catfight a porn star,” some dude was thinking. And then, it was true. What is this world coming to? I think this is a sign of the impending apocalypse. Or that we have really bad taste in TV and sports and celebrities. In any case, Lynn is an AVN hall of famer, which means she knows a thing or two about a thing or two as long as the thing or two has to do with sex, the bout will take place in Philadelphia (buy your tickets now, before they sell out!), and the rumble in Killadelphia is for the Female Lightweight Championship Celebrity Boxing Federation title. Oh, and guess who’s been extended an offer to be the referee? Michelle McGee, whose resume includes busting up Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ marriage. Stay classy, ladies! [Celebrity Boxing Federation] Keep reading »
“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me. He’s hung like a 9-year-old boy. I’m serious. Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny. I would laugh about it with my mom.”
—Hailey Glassman dishes on Jon Gosselin‘s penis, which she claims is “three inches,” in Steppin’ Out [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
We don’t know what possessed Hailey Glassman to wear a leopard print scarf as a bra and some Hanky-Pankies on the cover of this month’s Steppin’ Out, but it must have been the same thing that made them write “Judge This Haters” on the cover next to her. Oh, we are judging. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Someone hates Jon Gosselin more than we do: TV’s douchebaggiest dad had his NYC apartment “ransacked” over the Christmas weekend!
According to TMZ, Gosselin returned to his apartment on Saturday and found his shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs all “slashed.” So, he got all those heinous Ed Hardy tee shirts ripped up? What’s the problem? Well, the perpetrator did some real damage, too. Keep reading »