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Things We’d Rather Do Than Attend A Gwyneth Paltrow-Coldplay Concert

We heard that Gwyneth Paltrow will be singing a duet with husband Chris Martin from Coldplay on New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas and shuddered. We know that Gwyneth’s really stoked to be singing in her new country-fried movie “Country Strong,” but yeah, no. Their combined level of self-righteous GOOP-iness is frighteningly high, and we can’t think of anywhere we’d rather NOT be than a Gwynnie/Coldplay concert.

In fact, we’ve created a list of all the things we’d rather do than attend that concert. Check it out after the jump. Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow To Perform with Chris Martin, And Maybe Jay-Z And Beyonce, On New Year’s Eve

Make it stop—I have an image in my head of Gwyneth Paltrow and hubby Chris Martin of Coldplay on a stage, doing a mash-up of “Viva La Vida” and “Eff You” for screaming fans. Rumor has it that the two will be performing together, on New Year’s Eve no less, at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. The bash for 2,500 revelers supposedly cost more than $25 million, and Jay-Z is allegedly going to be performing with Beyoncé as well. Maybe the four of them could all get on stage and do an ode to ABBA? Just an idea. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Tom Cruise And Gwyneth Paltrow In “Rock Of Ages”?

“Rock of Ages,” the Broadway musical that feels sort of like a karaoke night filled with ’80s rock ballads, is headed for the big screen. Some insanely huge names are attached to the fledgling movie: Tom Cruise, Gwyneth Paltrow, Alec Baldwin, and Mary J. Blige are all rumored to be in talks for roles. When I first read this news, I was concerned that they’d make Tom and Gwyneth the leads, which wouldn’t make any sense because the story is about two fresh-out-of-school kids who move to L.A. to become rock stars and end up working in a seedy bar. But, phew, they are being talked to about supporting roles.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is A Lush

Gwyneth Paltrow admitted her dirty little secret on “Chelsea Lately” last night. She likes to hit the bottle—a lot— just like her new character in “Country Strong.” She said, “I like red wine, but I’ll drink white, rose. Guinness is my favorite beer. I like a dirty martini, vodka martini. I’m just a lush, basically. I’ll do whatever.” I’m really starting to like Gwyneth again, between this revelation and her “Glee” guest-star turn. She’s so much more interesting as a lush than as a GOOP. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Says You Can Stand Under Her Umbrella On “Glee”

Last night’s episode of “Glee” was super good. As in, Entertainment Weekly is already calling for Gwyneth Paltrow to win the Emmy for Best Guest Starring Role for her performance as substitute teacher Holly Holiday. And she was pretty darn great—how cool was it to see Gwynnie eat at Taco Bell and talk about her obsession with “Hoarders”? It’s like the Gwyneth we all wished existed in real life. Her crowning moment was a mashup of “Singin’ in the Rain” and Rihanna‘s “Umbrella” that she performed with New Directions while splashing through a water set. Above, watch Gwyneth stand under an umbrella-ella-ella with Mr. Schuester. Keep reading »

Quickies: Will Sue Sylvester Insult Gwyneth Paltrow On “Glee”? Plus, R-Patz Fights For K-Stew

  • In anticipation of Sue Sylvester maybe telling off Gwyneth Paltrow on tomorrow’s episode of “Glee,” here’s Sue’s best insults so far. [TresSugar]
  • Check out Hermione’s best words of wisdom over the years. [BuzzSugar]
  • Jessica Simpson doesn’t want a pre-nup with Eric Johnson. [PopEater]
  • Mel Gibson says he didn’t hit Oksana Grigorieva, only slapped her. Someone get this man a dictionary. [TMZ]

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Gwyneth Paltrow Channels Cee-Lo On “Glee”


On Wednesday, Gwyneth Paltrow showed off her singing chops at the CMA Awards. And today, we have a sneak peek of her appearance on “Glee” next week. In the episode, she’ll be playing Holly Holiday, a substitute teacher filling in for Mr. Schuester. And in this clip, she dazzles New Directions with her rendition of Cee-Lo’s “F**k You,” only without the expletive, natch. We also know that she’ll be doing a mash-up of “Singin in the Rain” and Rihanna‘s “Umbrella.” [NYMag.com, Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Shows Us Her Twang At The CMA Awards


I’m not sure what I was expecting, exactly, but last night’s CMA Awards were kinda snoozy. Miranda Lambert and Brad Paisley won lots of awards. Taylor Swift was her usual “aww shucks” self. And the camera kept pointing to Keith Urban with Nicole Kidman at his side. But there were two performances that stood out. First, Gwyneth Paltrow put down the goop and picked up a guitar to perform “Country Strong,” the title track from her upcoming movie of the same name. And she was surprisingly good—interesting, since we all know that singing in a movie often nets a star an Oscar. We’ll think of this as a warm-up for her appearance on “Glee,” when she’ll do a mash-up of “Singin’ in the Rain” and Rihanna’s “Umbrella.” Keep reading »

Matthew Morrison’s Gleeful For Gwyneth

“Dare I say I have a crush on Gwyneth Paltrow? She’s the most lovely … she’s not like a movie star. She’s just like a normal person.”

—”Glee“‘s Matthew Morrison on why he’s hot for guest star Gwyneth Paltrow. Ugh, not you too, Matthew. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Domesticated Jake Gyllenhaal

“Bottom line, she is not a mere mortal like the rest of us. She is an Internet-savvy, award-winning, lifestyle guru, making all of us look lazy. She doesn’t just find a nice guy to settle down with — she marries a rock star and then domesticates him. She doesn’t just cook — she goes to Spain with Mario Batali and then domesticates him! She is not just a lifestyle guru, but she invents a whole new fitness movement and then convinces me to try it, and I do it, and I am, therefore, domesticated … sweating my ass off in spandex, which is humbling and embarrassing.”

Jake Gyllenhaal singing the praises of his friend and former co-star (in “Proof”), Gwyneth Paltrow, at ELLE‘s 17th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute. While we would be fine watching Jake sweat his ass off, we’re not as stoked watching him kiss ass. Bottom line: even if her hair’s shiny and she’s married to a rock star, Gwynnie’s feet touch ground and she’s still gonna die just like the rest of us mere mortals on planet Earth. [via Us Weekly] Keep reading »

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