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Quickies!: Sam Ronson Sure Knows How To Celebrate A Birthday/Breakup

  • Sam Ronson gets over Lindsay by celebrating her departure with a cocaine themed cake. [Dlisted]
  • Where’d her rack go? Supposedly bony, diet loving, macrobiotic Gwyneth Paltrow is to blame for Scarlett’s less curvy body. [Defamer]
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    Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Line Is No More, Plus Other Celeb Business Failures

    It’s official — Lauren Conrad’s attempt at a fashion line has ended (at least for now). Delivery of Lauren Conrad Collection spring/summer merchandise has been canceled. We knew this line was doomed from the very beginning. She charged way too much for clothes made primarily of jersey, and most of her “designs” were unoriginal and boring. Anyone could recreate the looks with a quick search online or a mall run. Unfortunately, Lauren seems to think this failure is just a minor setback. She’s actually rethinking her line and might using higher-end fabrics. The fabrics aren’t the problem, LC. Maybe she’ll take a look at this list of other failed celebrity business ventures and reconsider. [Fashion Indie] Keep reading »

    No One Wants To Join Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Gym

    Ten years ago, Gwyneth Paltrow was a Hollywood golden girl. She won an Oscar, she dated Brad Pitt, and then she married a rock star. (Okay, he’s more like an emo star.) She even popped out a couple of cute kids and nobody said boo when she gave Apple and Moses silly names.

    But, with the GOOP blog and the rabbit-food-diet rumors, Goldilocks is so tarnished, it’s no wonder she’s out of touch. Nobody wants to join Gwyn’s new NYC gym, which she is starting up later this year with her (and Madonna’s) trainer, Tracy Anderson, because the price is so ridiculous. Girlfriend wants $4,500 just to join, plus hundreds of dollars each month in fees. Just to exercise! What recession?! Gym representatives are cold-calling potential customers, but instead of joining, they’re just laughing, padlocking their wallets, and calling the tabloids. [NY Post] Keep reading »

    GOOP Worships Sophia, Err, Sofia Coppola!

    Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,
    Even though I sort of can’t stand you and think it’s annoying that you think your taste is so amazing and your life is so grand as to warrant informing others how they can better their lives, I must admit I look forward to my weekly dose of GOOP. BUT, a token of advice: when you contact “five brilliant directors (four of whom I have worked with and one who I worship)” and ask them to list their favorite movies, you might want to make sure you spell their names correctly. Especially the one you “worship.” It’s Sofia, not Sophia, Coppola.
    Love,
    Amelia Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Kanye’s New Girl Amber Rose Was A Professional

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  • Kanye West’s new girlfriend Amber Rose used to work a stripper pole before she started working him. Ha! Like they really have sex. [Media Takeout]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow said people hate on her website Goop because they just don’t get it. She’s right. I just don’t get why I’d want to take advice from a celebrity whose life (and bank account balance!) is completely different from mine. [Perez Hilton]
  • Warner Bros. has plans to remake “The Neverending Story.” Is nothing sacred? Although I want my childhood memories to remain as they are, I do think this story would benefit from advances in CGI technology. [Dlisted]
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    Star Couplings: David Spade Doesn’t Get Girls Because He’s Funny

  • We’ve finally figured out why David Spade always has a hot girlfriend. He’s hung in a major way. We knew it couldn’t be his personality because he’s not that funny. [Perez Hilton]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow said she can’t believe husband Chris Martin stuck with her when she was devastated by her father’s death. Ummm, isn’t that what husbands are for? She also shook off rumors that her marriage is over. [People.com]
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    Us Weekly Flip-Flops On Celebrity Diets!

    A few weeks ago, I wrote about my least favorite issue of Us Weekly — their annual “Diets That Work!” extravaganza. As usual, they lauded the absurd diet and fitness habits of already totally skinny celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow, Beyonce, and Molly Sims. But three weeks have passed and the editors have seemed to come to a realization — many of the fad celebrity diets which result in the super slim bodies they praised for “28 Bonus Pages!” are actually, GASP, dangerous and unhealthy. The latest issue of Us reports on “the new and risky cleanses stars” — like Paltrow, Beyonce, and Sims — “use to slim down.” Wait, you mean Gwyneth needs to do more than work out 14 hours a week in order to have those enviable stems? Say WHAT?! Keep reading »

    Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Her Detox Menu With You

    Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know that she’s definitely going to drop those “few pounds of holiday excess,” and you can, too! In her latest GOOP newsletter, Gwynie shares the secret to shedding those pounds quickly: a detox diet! While a fan of hardcore Master Cleanses in the past, she couldn’t fathom sucking on lemons in the middle of winter, so she consulted her detox diet specialist (don’t you have one?!). He provided her with a cleanse diet that bans gluten, dairy, processed food, shellfish, condiments, sugar, and fun. Gwyneth took his recs and created a seven-day “elimination” menu, including lots of shakes and juices that “are meant to be liquid meals that help decrease the amount of work your digestive system has to do.” Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: J. Lo & Skeletor Are On The Rocks

  • Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s marriage is in major trouble. He’s too controlling and she blames him for her crappy career. [DListed]
  • Jodie Sweetin aka Stephanie Tanner has been ordered by a judge that she can’t be alone with her baby Zoie without one of her parents present — her soon-to-be ex-husband says the former meth addict is still boozing. [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Chris Martin & GOOP Are Having Marital Problems

  • Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s marriage is on the rocks. No wonder GOOP doesn’t have a relationship advice section. [DListed]
  • Kate Walsh’s husband of just a year has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. [DListed]
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have decided that Travis McCoy, from Gym Class Heroes, is Bronx Mowgli’s godfather. [Perez Hilton]
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