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Quick Pic: Gwyneth Paltrow Put Too Much GOOP On Her Legs

Gwynnie was on “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” last night and in the first part of her interview, she had a mysterious shiny substance slathered all over her legs. I suspect it was some sort of body oil, not lotion as some bloggers have suggested. Anyway, the studio lights were probably reflecting so badly off her stems and blinding people in the audience, so before the second part of her interview, someone wiped her down. Check out the video of her interview, after the jump… [via SoupSoup] Keep reading »

Why I Ditched Gwyneth Paltrow’s Detox Cleanse

In theory, I love detox cleanses. The idea of spending three to five days concentrated solely on health and emerging energetic and, um, skinny, excites me. In reality, I can’t quite conjure the joy.

This is not to say that I don’t force myself through them on a semi-regular basis. I’ve tried a number of cleanses, from the popular BluePrint juice diet to the extreme Master Cleanse. I was excited when last week a friend (who is also into this stuff) recommended I try Gwyneth Paltrow’s regime from her GOOP newsletter. I was eager to try something new, something homemade that (I assumed) wouldn’t cost me too much. However, I ended up dumping the whole thing in three days. Keep reading »

Who Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Frenemy”?

In today’s installment of GOOP, the newsletter we love to hate and hate to love, Gwyneth Paltrow bores us to tears with words of wisdom about “evil tongue,” i.e. speaking evil of others. Before asking her various gurus and life coaches and self-help experts to help her understand “the consequences of perpetuating negativity or feeling schadenfreude,” she talks about her experience with a “frenemy” and admits that her own tongue, GASP, is occasionally evil.

Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and…happiness. There went the high road.

Naturally, we didn’t give a s**t about any of GOOP’s “lessons” about, um, s**t-talking, but we did go cuh-razy hypothesizing about WHO this “frenemy” could be. Frankly, it’s so obvious, it’s almost sad. Our theory, after the jump. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Heidi Klum Is Knocked Up

  • Heidi Klum could be four months pregnant with her fourth child, which is her third with husband Seal. [Dlisted] — It’s surprising that Heidi and Seal have been together this long, but they seem like very involved parents who are obviously very into each other.
  • Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott really, really want to be in movies because their Oxygen reality show just isn’t enough. [Perez Hilton] — Too bad they can’t afford to produce their own feature film.
  • Salma Hayek denies she’s planning a multi-million dollar follow-up ceremony to her small Valentine’s Day wedding to Francois-Henri Pinault. [People] — Clearly, Salma has her hands full with more important stuff, like trying to save the world’s malnourished children one breast at a time.
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    Quickies!: Sam Ronson Sure Knows How To Celebrate A Birthday/Breakup

  • Sam Ronson gets over Lindsay by celebrating her departure with a cocaine themed cake. [Dlisted]
  • Where’d her rack go? Supposedly bony, diet loving, macrobiotic Gwyneth Paltrow is to blame for Scarlett’s less curvy body. [Defamer]
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    Lauren Conrad’s Fashion Line Is No More, Plus Other Celeb Business Failures

    It’s official — Lauren Conrad’s attempt at a fashion line has ended (at least for now). Delivery of Lauren Conrad Collection spring/summer merchandise has been canceled. We knew this line was doomed from the very beginning. She charged way too much for clothes made primarily of jersey, and most of her “designs” were unoriginal and boring. Anyone could recreate the looks with a quick search online or a mall run. Unfortunately, Lauren seems to think this failure is just a minor setback. She’s actually rethinking her line and might using higher-end fabrics. The fabrics aren’t the problem, LC. Maybe she’ll take a look at this list of other failed celebrity business ventures and reconsider. [Fashion Indie] Keep reading »

    No One Wants To Join Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fancy Gym

    Ten years ago, Gwyneth Paltrow was a Hollywood golden girl. She won an Oscar, she dated Brad Pitt, and then she married a rock star. (Okay, he’s more like an emo star.) She even popped out a couple of cute kids and nobody said boo when she gave Apple and Moses silly names.

    But, with the GOOP blog and the rabbit-food-diet rumors, Goldilocks is so tarnished, it’s no wonder she’s out of touch. Nobody wants to join Gwyn’s new NYC gym, which she is starting up later this year with her (and Madonna’s) trainer, Tracy Anderson, because the price is so ridiculous. Girlfriend wants $4,500 just to join, plus hundreds of dollars each month in fees. Just to exercise! What recession?! Gym representatives are cold-calling potential customers, but instead of joining, they’re just laughing, padlocking their wallets, and calling the tabloids. [NY Post] Keep reading »

    GOOP Worships Sophia, Err, Sofia Coppola!

    Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,
    Even though I sort of can’t stand you and think it’s annoying that you think your taste is so amazing and your life is so grand as to warrant informing others how they can better their lives, I must admit I look forward to my weekly dose of GOOP. BUT, a token of advice: when you contact “five brilliant directors (four of whom I have worked with and one who I worship)” and ask them to list their favorite movies, you might want to make sure you spell their names correctly. Especially the one you “worship.” It’s Sofia, not Sophia, Coppola.
    Love,
    Amelia Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Kanye’s New Girl Amber Rose Was A Professional

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  • Kanye West’s new girlfriend Amber Rose used to work a stripper pole before she started working him. Ha! Like they really have sex. [Media Takeout]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow said people hate on her website Goop because they just don’t get it. She’s right. I just don’t get why I’d want to take advice from a celebrity whose life (and bank account balance!) is completely different from mine. [Perez Hilton]
  • Warner Bros. has plans to remake “The Neverending Story.” Is nothing sacred? Although I want my childhood memories to remain as they are, I do think this story would benefit from advances in CGI technology. [Dlisted]
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    Star Couplings: David Spade Doesn’t Get Girls Because He’s Funny

  • We’ve finally figured out why David Spade always has a hot girlfriend. He’s hung in a major way. We knew it couldn’t be his personality because he’s not that funny. [Perez Hilton]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow said she can’t believe husband Chris Martin stuck with her when she was devastated by her father’s death. Ummm, isn’t that what husbands are for? She also shook off rumors that her marriage is over. [People.com]
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