Posts tagged "gwyneth paltrow"

Celebrity Lifestyle Gurus & Their Brands, Ranked

The most compelling part of celebrity culture is when these people decide that the best way to share their dubious "gift" of existing and being alive is to branch out into lifestyle brands. Why limit yourself to starring in movies and being photographed in yoga pants walking your dog when you can throw everything you…
By: Megan Reynolds / February 2, 2015

Don’t Go Taking Vagina Advice From Gwyneth Paltrow, Say Doctors

In one of her recent GOOP posts, Gywneth Paltrow extolls the virtues of steam cleaning your vagina, a service offered at the Tikkun Spa in Los Angeles. For $50, you can spend thirty minutes getting what the spa calls a "Mugwort V-Steam." Says Paltrow: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combinatio…
By: Robyn Pennacchia / January 29, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Eat Some “Sex Bark”

In this week's installment of her newsletter GOOP, Darling Gwyneth would like you to try a thing called "Sex Bark." No, it's not a weird noise you make during sex, it is a chocolate bark. A chocolate bark that will cost you at least $93 to make, and which contains a thing called "Sex…
By: Robyn Pennacchia / January 23, 2015

Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Defile Modern Rap Classics On “The Tonight Show”

Conscious uncoupler and noted lifestyle purveyor Gwyneth Paltrow graced the stages of "The Tonight Show" to perform a charming and insipid medley of popular rap songs, Broadway-style. It is, in short, a nightmare. Let us count the ways: That jumpsuit, which pulls strangely at the crotch; her smug-as-shit expression right before she launches into "…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 15, 2015

And The Average Cost Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Holiday Gift Guide Items Is…

Gwyneth Paltrow's 2014 holiday gift guide is out, and it's about as ridiculous as you'd expect. E! and ETOnline both added up the total cost of all the items on it (not including those listed as "price upon request"), and E! came up with $109,384 while ET came up with $107,309.49. By Newser's count, there…
By: Newser / November 14, 2014

Martha Stewart Shades Gwyneth Paltrow So Hard, We’ll Never See Anything Like It Again

All hail, Martha Stewart, The Queen Of Shade. In what has to be the Haley's Comet of Shades, for it is rare to witness a shade this spectacular, Martha used her magazine, Martha Stewart Living, to troll the organic, locally-grown, macrobiotic shit out of Gwyneth Paltrow. The latest issue of the magazine features a story…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 13, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Really Needs To Chill Out With This “I’m A Working Mom” Stuff

Last night, Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a Democratic National Committee fundraiser at her LA home with a guest list that included President Obama, and announced that the issue of equal pay is "very important to me as a working mother." Here we go again. (She also told Obama that night that he's "so handsome I can't…
By: Claire Hannum / October 10, 2014

The Soapbox: “Smug” Is Just A More Polite Way To Say “Bitch”

Gwyneth Paltrow, who loves juice cleanses and is responsible for bringing the term “conscious uncoupling” to the mainstream, is no stranger to insults. The skinny, rich, blonde Hollywood star gets plenty of flak for her lifestyle brand GOOP, where she sells eco-friendly nail polish and monogrammable reclaimed-wood skateboards while sharing stories from her…
By: Lilit Marcus / September 26, 2014

Martha Stewart Seriously Has No Love For Gwyneth Paltrow

"She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart." Martha Stewart waltzed right past the side-eye and straight up dissed Gwyneth Paltrow in the new issue of Net-A-Porter's Porter magazine, according to Page Six. Stewart has long turned u…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 14, 2014

Beyonce Reportedly Asked Gwyneth Paltrow For Divorce Advice

Gwyneth Paltrow, who recently "consciously uncoupled" from ex-husband Chris Martin, has reportedly been giving divorce advice to Beyonce. She and Jay Z's split will be amicable, a source told Us Weekly, and "the day after the announcement, Bey and Jay will be spotted together. The two will be all lovey-dovey." [Us Weekly]…
By: Claire Hannum / August 20, 2014

Is Your Water As Emotionally Sensitive As Gwyneth Paltrow’s Water?

Uh oh, Shailene Woodley and Alicia Silverstone, we've got another contender for the celeb with the weirdest hippie-dippie ideas! Shailene Woodley's vagina may be thriving on all…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 4, 2014

Even Cindy McCain Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Should Shut Up

Perhaps Gweneth Paltrow should go out on patrol with some soldiers. Kind of like a Red Carpet in her mind I guess! — Cindy McCain (@cindymccain) May 29, 2014 Cindy McCain has heard Gwyneth Paltrow's comments that reading mean online comments is a "bloody, dehumanizing thing," "almost like in war" and she…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 29, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Has No Love For Internet Commenters

“The Internet also allows us the opportunity to project outward our hatred, our jealousy. It’s culturally acceptable to be an anonymous commenter. It’s culturally acceptable to say, ‘I’m just going to take all of my internal pain and externalize it anonymously.’ ... It has nothing to do with me. They have an internal object, and…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 29, 2014

Chris Martin Allegedly Took His Kids To A Fast Food Restaurant, Which Is So Delightfully Passive Aggressive

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's divorce, excuse me, conscious uncoupling may sound full of good, peaceful vibes, but a SHOCKING new report from In Touch (grain of salt, blah blah blah) suggest…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 23, 2014

Angelina Jolie Reminds Hollywood Moms (Ahem, Gwyneth) That They Really Don’t Have It That Bad

"I’m not a single mom with two jobs trying to get by every day. I have much more support than most people, most women in this world. And I have the financial means to have a home and health care and food. When I feel I’m doing too much, I do less, if I can.
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 21, 2014

Mommie Dearest: Gwyneth Paltrow & GOOP Wade Into The “Mommy Wars”

With the way the media shoves the "mommy wars" down our throats, I’m amazed that there isn’t already a reality show based on that concept out there. (Reality TV producers, this is NOT an invitation to prove me wrong). You could have a handful of women battling it out for their child's love! Or society’…
By: Avital Norman Nathman / May 14, 2014

Rumor: Chris Martin Cheated On Gwyneth Paltrow With Kate Hudson

Take it with a grain of salt, but the blind item site BlindGossip claims that Gwyneth Paltrow isn't the only one who has been unfaithful in Hollywood lately: Chris Martin has supposedly been romancing Kate Hudson, who is engaged to Matt Bellamy from the band Muse, which has caused a rift in her friendship with…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 26, 2014

12 Tips For “Consciously Uncoupling” Like Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin

Since learning about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's decision to "consciously uncouple," we've been trying to unpack the term in all its PC glory. It seems that similar to other areas of her life, Gwyneth will be superior when it comes to divorce. So, far we haven't seen one inkling of sadness, ire…

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Announced Their Split While Vacationing Together In The Bahamas

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are "consciously uncoupling" on a beach vacation together with their kids in the Bahamas. Chris also reportedly gifted Gwynnie with a painting of a bird in flight by the Czech artist Mila Furstova, symbolizing this new…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 26, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Announce They’ve Decided To “Consciously Uncouple” (AKA Break Up)

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 25, 2014
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