Posts tagged "gwyneth paltrow"

#Problematic: Patton Oswalt Is A Jerk, Madonna Swallows Drake & Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Hungry

How’s it hanging, guys? “Game of Thrones,” a show that I have never seen past the opening credits of episode one, is back. I am told this has made everyone really fucking happy. I am told it’s got some badass female characters. I’m told that there is more than one dragon. I am told that…

By: Chloe Stillwell / April 17, 2015

The Soapbox: We Can’t Address Poverty Until We Listen To People Who Are Living It

I’ve gotten a lot of feedback about last Friday’s article on Gwyneth Paltrow and the Food Bank Challenge. From that feedback I’ve learned a lot of useful things, like that the $29-per-week allocation is supposed to be for three people; you aren’t allowed to buy prepared food on SNAP in Illinois, Ohio, and I assume…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 13, 2015

What $29 A Week For Food Looks Like For Actual Low-Income People (And Not Gwyneth Paltrow)

Gwyneth Paltrow was tapped by Mario Batali to do the #FoodBankNYCChallenge and eat on $29 a week. Here's what she bought...

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 10, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow To Turn Hustler Store Into Private Club For Artsy Rich People Who Don’t Swear

It looks as though Gwyneth "Common Woman" Paltrow has gone Full Paltrow once again! TMZ reports that Her Royal Goopyness has purchased a perfectly nice Hustler store from Larry Flynt and plans to turn it into a fancy private club for insufferable rich people like herself! Gwyneth plans to turn the spot into an Art…

By: Robyn Pennacchia / April 6, 2015

Celebrity Lifestyle Gurus & Their Brands, Ranked

The most compelling part of celebrity culture is when these people decide that the best way to share their dubious "gift" of existing and being alive is to branch out into lifestyle brands. Why limit yourself to starring in movies and being photographed in yoga pants walking your dog when you can throw everything you…

By: Megan Reynolds / February 2, 2015

Don’t Go Taking Vagina Advice From Gwyneth Paltrow, Say Doctors

In one of her recent GOOP posts, Gywneth Paltrow extolls the virtues of steam cleaning your vagina, a service offered at the Tikkun Spa in Los Angeles. For $50, you can spend thirty minutes getting what the spa calls a "Mugwort V-Steam." Says Paltrow: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combinatio…

By: Robyn Pennacchia / January 29, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Eat Some “Sex Bark”

In this week's installment of her newsletter GOOP, Darling Gwyneth would like you to try a thing called "Sex Bark." No, it's not a weird noise you make during sex, it is a chocolate bark. A chocolate bark that will cost you at least $93 to make, and which contains a thing called "Sex Dust,"…

By: Robyn Pennacchia / January 23, 2015

Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Defile Modern Rap Classics On “The Tonight Show”

Conscious uncoupler and noted lifestyle purveyor Gwyneth Paltrow graced the stages of "The Tonight Show" to perform a charming and insipid medley of popular rap songs, Broadway-style. It is, in short, a nightmare. Let us count the ways: That jumpsuit, which pulls strangely at the crotch; her smug-as-shit expression right before she launches into "Anaconda"…

By: Megan Reynolds / January 15, 2015

And The Average Cost Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Holiday Gift Guide Items Is…

Gwyneth Paltrow's 2014 holiday gift guide is out, and it's about as ridiculous as you'd expect. E! and ETOnline both added up the total cost of all the items on it (not including those listed as "price upon request"), and E! came up with $109,384 while ET came up with $107,309.49. By Newser's count, there…

By: Newser / November 14, 2014

Martha Stewart Shades Gwyneth Paltrow So Hard, We’ll Never See Anything Like It Again

All hail, Martha Stewart, The Queen Of Shade. In what has to be the Haley's Comet of Shades, for it is rare to witness a shade this spectacular, Martha used her magazine, Martha Stewart Living, to troll the organic, locally-grown, macrobiotic shit out of Gwyneth Paltrow. The latest issue of the magazine features a story…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 13, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Really Needs To Chill Out With This “I’m A Working Mom” Stuff

Last night, Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a Democratic National Committee fundraiser at her LA home with a guest list that included President Obama, and announced that the issue of equal pay is "very important to me as a working mother." Here we go again. (She also told Obama that night that he's "so handsome I can't…

By: Claire Hannum / October 10, 2014

The Soapbox: “Smug” Is Just A More Polite Way To Say “Bitch”

Gwyneth Paltrow, who loves juice cleanses and is responsible for bringing the term “conscious uncoupling” to the mainstream, is no stranger to insults. The skinny, rich, blonde Hollywood star gets plenty of flak for her lifestyle brand GOOP, where she sells eco-friendly nail polish and monogrammable reclaimed-wood skateboards while sharing stories from her fabulous life…

By: Lilit Marcus / September 26, 2014

Martha Stewart Seriously Has No Love For Gwyneth Paltrow

"She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart." Martha Stewart waltzed right past the side-eye and straight up dissed Gwyneth Paltrow in the new issue of Net-A-Porter's Porter magazine, according to Page Six. Stewart has long turned u…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 14, 2014

Beyonce Reportedly Asked Gwyneth Paltrow For Divorce Advice

Gwyneth Paltrow, who recently "consciously uncoupled" from ex-husband Chris Martin, has reportedly been giving divorce advice to Beyonce. She and Jay Z's split will be amicable, a source told Us Weekly, and "the day after the announcement, Bey and Jay will be spotted together. The two will be all lovey-dovey." [Us Weekly] Lucky magazine's EIC…

By: Claire Hannum / August 20, 2014

Is Your Water As Emotionally Sensitive As Gwyneth Paltrow’s Water?

Uh oh, Shailene Woodley and Alicia Silverstone, we've got another contender for the celeb with the weirdest hippie-dippie ideas! Shailene Woodley's vagina may be thriving on all that Vitamin-D and Alicia Silverstone's got kiss-feeding down, but is their water as evolved as Gwyneth Paltrow's? Doubt it! In the latest issue of GOOP, Gwyneth writes: I am…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 4, 2014

Even Cindy McCain Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Should Shut Up

Perhaps Gweneth Paltrow should go out on patrol with some soldiers. Kind of like a Red Carpet in her mind I guess! — Cindy McCain (@cindymccain) May 29, 2014 Cindy McCain has heard Gwyneth Paltrow's comments that reading mean online comments is a "bloody, dehumanizing thing," "almost like in war" and she is not pleased.

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 29, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow Has No Love For Internet Commenters

“The Internet also allows us the opportunity to project outward our hatred, our jealousy. It’s culturally acceptable to be an anonymous commenter. It’s culturally acceptable to say, ‘I’m just going to take all of my internal pain and externalize it anonymously.’ ... It has nothing to do with me. They have an internal object, and…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 29, 2014

Chris Martin Allegedly Took His Kids To A Fast Food Restaurant, Which Is So Delightfully Passive Aggressive

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's divorce, excuse me, conscious uncoupling may sound full of good, peaceful vibes, but a SHOCKING new report from In Touch (grain of salt, blah blah blah) suggests otherwise. According to the gossip mag, Martin was spotted taking his and Paltrow's two kids, Moses and Apple, to a fast food restaurant where the three of them ate french

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 23, 2014
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