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8 Celebs & The Tattoos We Expect Them To Get

After Scarlett Johansson debuted her new tattoo, Amelia and I both didn’t get it. We had an in-depth conversation about it, where we came to the realization that the reasons we didn’t like it were: A) it was exactly the kind of tattoo we expected Scarjo to get (the same way we expected her to release a Tom Waits cover album) and B) something about it seemed like she was trying too hard to demonstrate her street cred (the same way her Tom Waits cover album did).

We say this as two tattooed women who both have Chinese character tattoos we’re embarrassed of. I have two other tattoos, which I love because they have deep meaning to me. Maybe “Lucky You” has deep meaning to Scarjo, who knows? That’s not important. What’s important is this: Scarjo and her “Lucky You” tattoo inspired a much longer reverie about other celebrity tattoos we are expecting to see any day now. When they come true, just remember, we called it first.

Found: The Official Gwyneth Paltrow BFF Job Application

Love It Or Leave It: Gwyneth
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It seems that Gwyneth Paltrow’s new BFF is Cameron Diaz. The two have recorded a painfully awkward rap video for Chelsea Lately and were recently spotted at dinner together. If the two are indeed as chummy as they seem, then Cam is the latest in a long line of rich, beautiful Hollywood A-Listers like Madonna, Beyonce, Winona Ryder, and Kate Hudson who have previously held the coveted title of Gwynnie’s BFF. So, how does one become BFF to an Academy Award-winning lifestyle guru? Well, obviously, the first step is to fill out an application…

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Love It Or Leave It: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Crazy Cutouts

I really, really want to like this dress. I love a cool, edgy black dress. I love cutouts! And even though I think she is annoying, I love Gwyneth Paltrow’s style. But something about these cutouts I don’t get. They’re not doing anything for her shape; the whole point of a cutout is to create an illusion and this isn’t creating any illusion that I enjoy. Maybe if the side cutouts were lower and were emphasizing her waist I would like it more. Instead they are emphasizing her rib cage, which is just weird to me. What say you? [Photos: Pacific Coast News/INF Daily]

Share In Our Secondhand Shame Of Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Rapping

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Make it stop.

To celebrate their good friend Chelsea Handler’s new studio, famous lady friends Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz sent Chelsea a special (very, very special) video. A rap video. That they made. It is … terrible. [Buzzfeed]

Gwyneth Paltrow Is The Most Stylish Woman Alive! Plus, A Hot Guy With A Neck Tattoo

  • People has declared Gwyneth Paltrow’s the world’s best dressed woman. I don’t know if I would go that far, but yeah, I’d raid Goopy’s closet. [Newser]
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Kate Hudson Admits To Cyberstalking Fiance Matt Bellamy

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“I Googled him right away! And it was shocking, ’cause he was like two completely different people. I was just in awe of his ability and his talent. And then to know him on the other side of it, and how sweet and simple and loving he is…You know how people say that when you meet somebody you love, you feel at home?”

– Kate Hudson, looking ridiculously gorgeous on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar, opens up about the humble beginnings of her relationship with Muse frontman Matt Bellamy. After meeting him at one of his shows, Kate did what any of us would do: she went straight to Google to get the scoop on her new crush. Now the couple has an adorable baby named Bingham, and splits their time between LA and London, where Kate gets her lifestyle tips not from Google, but Gwyneth Paltrow: “She’s been my go-to about where to get things done—grocery shopping, a good mani-pedi, you know, all that.” Quick question: how do I join this Famous Blondes Who Marry Rock Stars And Get Pedicures Together In London Club? Because damn, life dream status. [Us Weekly]

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