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Martha Stewart Gives Gwyneth Paltrow A Very Half-Hearted Stamp Of Approval

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“I haven’t eaten at Gwyneth’s house, and I have never seen how she lives. But, if she’s authentic, all the better – and I certainly hope she is. She really wants to be part of the lifestyle business. She’s a charming, pretty person who has a feeling for lifestyle. She wants to be a lifestyle arbiter – fine. Good.”

Um, I love how Martha Stewart is totally throwing shade at Gwyneth Paltrow while seemingly endorsing the actress’s desire to be a lifestyle guru. “I haven’t eaten at [her] house” or “seen how she lives” and Martha’s “hope” that GP is “authentic” imply, to me at least, that she sort of doubts how legit Gwynnie is about her GOOP lifestyle. Maybe I’m reading between the lines too much, but it seems to me like Martha is reminding Gwyneth — who has been called “the new Martha Stewart” — that she was the first snooty blonde lifestyle guru on the block. Oh wait, she said just (almost) that. ”I think I started this whole category of lifestyle,” Martha told Bloomberg News, leaving out the snooty blonde part. And don’t you forget it, Gwyneth. [People]

33 Pics We Expect To See On Gwyneth Paltrow’s Instagram

Oh dang, shit is about to get real. Gwyneth Paltrow has finally — finally! — joined Instagram. She’s only posted one photo so far, in which she’s just chillin’ with designer Jason Wu at his studio. As Gwyneth does. Ugh, I am so excited to hate follow Goopy even though I know I will ultimately dissolve into a puddle of envy and sadness. Worth it! Here are 30 photos we expect to see pop up on Gwyneth’s Instagram. Keep reading »

Blake Lively And Her New Company Want To Teach You How To “Curate” Your Life

Blake Lively is launching a new "life-curating" company

Ah, yes, just what the Internet needs: one more myopic blonde celebrity so enamored of her perfect, precious life that she’s deluded into genuinely believing that she can help you, yes, you, you darling humble peon, attain a similar perfect, precious, curated life. (Aw, it’s so cute how you can’t even curate your own life!) Thanks, Blake Lively! What would we do without you and the new company you plan to launch, the main element of which is “about storytelling and … about living a very one-of-a-kind, curated life, and how to achieve that” — turn to GOOP for all of our life-curating needs? Heavens forbid. Curated, in this context … what does it mean? Does anyone have a GOOP dictionary on hand? Oh, no, my apologies, Blake, I recognize that “there’s nothing like it out there — it’s without a genre.” Reaaaaaal sorry about that. [via Jezebel]

Gwyneth Paltrow Goes “Mean Girls” On Vanity Fair

  • Why is Gwyneth Paltrow emailing all her friends and asking them not to speak with reporters from Vanity Fair for an upcoming story about her? They must have done something to piss Her Gwyn-ness off. Anyway, that’s so middle school. [Huffington Post]
  • Speaking of middle school, Kanye West slammed Kim Kardashian’s sex tape pal Ray J while performing on Jimmy Fallon last night.  [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • “Bridesmaids” star Maya Rudolph gave birth to her fourth kiddo with director Paul Thomas Anderson. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • “American Psycho” is becoming a TV series on FX. Remember, casting directors, been there, done that and Scott Disick cannot act. [Entertainment Weekly] Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off Schoolbus On Her Vespa

  • Gwyneth Paltrow cut off a school bus on her Vespa with her daughter riding on the backseat. God, don’t those schoolchildren know she is Gwyneth Paltrow?! [TMZ]
  • So, that twerking girl who gets set on fire was a total fake. Jimmy Kimmel engineered the whole thing. [Gawker]
  • You know you were waiting for Madonna to weigh in on the crisis in Syria. [The Wrap]
  • A woman claiming to be Michael Jackson’s ex-lover and the mother of his three children filed for guardianship of Prince, Paris and Blanket. [Fox News]
  • Why breaking up with a gay BFF gets so ugly. [Cosmopolitan]
  • Splitting from Robert Pattinson is causing Kristen Stewart to lose her hair! Or something. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Dr. Gwyneth Paltrow Says Tanning Is Totally Safe

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“We’re human beings and the sun is the sun — how can it be bad for you? I think we should all get sun and fresh air. I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you — it’s really good to have at least 15 minutes of sun a day.”

Dr. Gwyneth Paltrow, noted dermatologist, recently told British Cosmopolitan that she disagrees with doctors who advise people against tanning. On one hand, this quote — which has to be the stupidest thing to ever come out of the actress’s mouth — just slightly endears me to her, as a fellow sunshine enthusiast. On the other hand, OMFG what a stupid quote. I may tan, but I also know it’s bad for me and take the necessary precautions (frequent reapplications of at least SPF 30, frequent visits to a dermatologist not named Dr. Paltrow) to at least lessen my chances of getting skin cancer. I agree that 15 minutes of sun per day is good for you — the body needs vitamin D — but the notion that anything natural can’t be bad for you is straight up dim. How about various poisonous plants, GP? Care to put some of those in your kale juice smoothie? [via Us Weekly]

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