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Gwyneth Paltrow Blasted For Selling Little Girls’ Bikinis Over GOOP

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To tell you the truth, I don’t really give a shit that Gwyneth Paltrow is selling bikinis for little girls through her website, GOOP. Gwyneth Paltrow is also the person who suggested your spring wardrobe could use a $1,615 black skirt. She’s not really the arbiter of sensibility or good taste, no matter how many thousand-dollar clothing items she convinces you that you just have to have. The bikini in question is a $45 miniature version for girls (pictured at right) that matches an adult design, all of which were created by designer Melissa Obadash for GOOP. I do think that bikinis are too grown up for five-year-olds; I also think that this battle against the sexualization of young girls has already been lost. Bikinis for little girls aren’t going to go anywhere.  I wouldn’t buy a bikini for my own hypothetical kid because I just think one-pieces are more appropriate, but Gwynnie and her GOOPies can do what they want — and expect the rest of us to laugh at them. [Styleite, Daily Mail UK]

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Gwyneth Paltrow Felt Up Random Dude’s Genitalia To Make People Like Her

Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to make up for being named one of the Most Hated celebrities in Hollywood by grabbing a guy’s junk. Did it work? Do we like her again?

Gwyneth has been busy promoting “Iron Man 3″ all over the world, and she was most recently on Graham Norton’s talk show in England. By the way, Graham Norton is hilarious and anyone who doesn’t watch his show should start watching ASAP.

With that being said, his show is quite different to most talk shows in the US. On Graham’s show, he brings all the guests for the night in at the same time, and they have to [GASP] interact with each other on the same couch. As you can imagine, it doesn’t necessarily work for celebrities with big egos. However, Gwyneth here seemed to get along with the other two guests like house on fire. Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…

Who Looked Best In Blue At Tiffany’s Blue Book Ball?

Tiffany blue is one of the most famous colors in the world. So it’s no surprise that Thursday night, as stars gathered at Tiffany & Co.’s Blue Book Ball at Rockefeller Center, there’d be a lot of blue on the red carpet. Gwyneth Paltrow wore a light blue Ralph Lauren number, while Kate Hudson did her best blue in Reem Acra. Jessica Biel paired her Tiffany’s jewelry with an Elie Saab gown, and Michelle Williams wore a somewhat shapeless Katie Ermilio gown. Model Cato van Ee also came dressed in blue. But we want to know: Who do you think looks best?

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  • Jessica Chastain is joining Guillermo del Toro’s new horror film, “Crimson Peak,” with Emma Stone and Benedict Cumberbatch. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • The late Nora Ephron‘s son, journalist Jacob Bernstein, will direct a documentary called “Everything Is Copy” about his mother’s life for HBO. [Entertainment Weekly]
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Style Stealer: 3 Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Spring Outfits For GOOP On A Budget

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One of the regular features in Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter is her seasonal wardrobe recommendations, sold via Net-A-Porter. The looks are generally pretty cute, as GP does have great style, but they are also majorly, majorly pricey. So, because I think it is ridiculous to spend $1,615 on a goddamn black skirt, I decided to steal some of Gwyneth Paltrow’s spring outfits but at a fraction of the cost. Take that, GOOPY! Check ‘em out, after the jump… Keep reading »

Jessica Alba Slams Gwyneth Paltrow For Growing Up Rich, Not Being Grounded?

Don’t tell Gwyneth Paltrow this but there aren’t many differences between G and Jessica Alba these days. Both have lifestyles brands and both rarely act. Yes, G has that Oscar but is it as shiny when your career tapers off rather than continues to climb like Cate Blanchett’s or Kate Winslet’s? That’s another conversation for another day. The point is that since directing most of her energy to GOOP and her cookbooks Gwyneth has put herself out there to be compared to other celebrity moms doing the same thing. But in this business you’ve got to stand out. You’ve got to differentiate yourself to capture that perfect market and that’s exactly what Jessica Alba’s hustle is all about.

While out promoting her new book, Jessica Alba told “Good Morning America“ that she feels she’s more relateable than other celebrity moms who have more extreme lifestyles. “Alicia Silverstone is a vegan, so she’s the extreme side of it. Gwyneth Paltrow probably lives a very similar lifestyle, but I didn’t grow up with a bunch of money, so my tips are much more grounded: Repurposing things and making things at home.” Read more…

Gwyneth Paltrow Opens Up About Miscarriage

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  • Miley Cyrus got two hearts based on the iconic Da Vinci hearts tattooed on her arm this weekend. Given her rumored split from fiancé Liam Hemsworth over an alleged cheatin’ incident with January Jones, interpret that as you will. [World Of Wonder]
  • Some dude tweeted that he gave Prince Harry his number in a club and the prince promised to call “if he ever changes his mind about women. Or men.” [Metro UK] Keep reading »

Apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow Has Taken Control Of Cameron Diaz’s Sex Life

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According to a “source” at The Sun, Gwyneth Paltrow has taken on the role of “life coach” for Cameron Diaz.

”Gwyneth’s sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus … ‘Gwyneth is a nurturer. Cameron is bummed about being single, so Gwyneth sees her as a project. She’s trying to set her up with guys!”

I know, I know, this probably isn’t true, but I died laughing imagining Gwyneth advising Cameron to stay celibate for a year. Awful advice. Unless, of course, that’s what Cameron wants. Personally, I’d want to kill a smug married friend who thought of me as her single “project” and instructed me not to have sex for a year. But that’s just me. [ONTD]

Tracy Anderson Is Half Person, Half Clydesdale

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Behold, “trainer to the stars,” close friend of Gwyneth Paltrow, and all-around jerk Tracy Anderson! This is the very same Tracy Anderson who believes she can “redesign” every body into a “teeny tiny dancer type” regardless of genetics, blames pregnant women and new mothers for “letting their bodies go,” and thinks that they could all really benefit from buying her exercise DVD. Especially that Kate Middleton. Now, I don’t much care for Tracy, but I do know this: she may consider herself an authority on fitness, but she is definitely not an authority on practical footwear.

Gwyneth Paltrow & Kids Dance On Stage At Jay-Z And Coldplay’s NYE Show

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I must admit, not a day goes by where I don’t wake up feeling just a tiny bit pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow is BFFs with Jay-Z and Beyonce. And husband Chris Martin reaps the rewards! On New Year’s Eve, Coldplay and Jay-Z co-headlined the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, ring in the new year with Jay’z “Run This Town.” In the background, you can see Gwyneth gettin’ down with her fierce white lady moves. (I’m not judging, really — I went to see Phish TWICE this weekend and have never danced so white in my life.) And on stage you can also see kids Apple and Moses dancing as well. I’m not so jealous of Gwyneth’s friendship with the Carters that I can’t admit that’s pretty cute. [NYMag.com]

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