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Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Announce They’ve Decided To “Consciously Uncouple” (AKA Break Up)

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

Love,

Gwyneth & Chris

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin just announced in a joint statement that they have decided to separate — “consciously uncouple” — after 10 years of marriage. While I have been known to snark on Gwyneth quite a bit — and was admittedly oh-so-tempted by the phrase “consciously uncouple,” because it is just so GOOP — I appreciate the thoughtfulness of this statement and admire their mutual dedication to their children and respect for each other. (But let’s get real — whose side are Bey and Jay taking?) [GOOP via Defamer]

Gwyneth Paltrow Denies Affair Rumors With Entertainment Lawyer Kevin Yorn

  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s reps denied allegations that she’s having an affair with (handsome) entertainment lawyer Kevin Yorn, which was supposedly going to be revealed in the Vanity Fair article she tried to spike. The Kevin Yorn rumor also surfaced on Whisper, a secret-sharing app. The last iteration of the Gwyneth-is-cheating-on-Chris-Martin rumor claimed she had been with Elle MacPherson’s billionaire husband, Jeff Soffer. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Miley Cyrus is selling 24-karat gold rolling papers on her Bangerz tour. But only for legal herbs, children. [NYmag.com The Cut]
  • A former executive from the real firm in”Wolf Of Wall Street” is suing Paramount and director Martin Scorsese for $25 million in defamation. [TMZ]
  • Jared Leto and Miley Cyrus “hooked up,” which is great, because “they’re both comfortable with nudity.” Whatever, as long as him and Lupita Nyong’o still happen. [US Weekly]

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Vanity Fair Rolls Over For Gwyneth Paltrow And Christmas Is Ruined

  • Santa just dropped a big ol’ goopy turd in my stocking – Us Weekly says that Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanity Fair Editor-in-Chief Graydon Carter have “kissed and made up” which means any story the mag might do on GP is going to be boring and scandal-less. But but but but but, Santa, I asked for a juicy, scandalous, secret-filled slam piece for Christmas, remember? [Us Weekly]
  • Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy were dating, and now they are not, and the world will never be the same again. [People]
  • George Zimmerman and the girlfriend he was arrested for threatening with a firearm went to pick up their guns from the police station together. I can’t. [TMZ] Keep reading »

The 5 Most Undeservedly Hated Famous People Of 2013

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The 20 Most Hated Celebrities of 2013, as decided by the always reliable Star magazine, has been making lots of headlines this week. At least it’s made enough headlines that it caught my attention, and when I read it, I spotted a few entries that struck me as more than a little unfair. Naturally, because there is no bigger affront in all the world than reading something you disagree with online, I decided I needed to say something. Read more on Cracked …

Gwyneth Paltrow Has Bludgeoned Vanity Fair Into Writing A Puff Piece

Where Has Vanity Fair‘s Gwyneth Paltrow Expose Gone?

  • Quick, I need something new to live for. Vanity Fair may have killed its majorly anticipated Gwyneth Paltrow expose. Please, please let this not be true. [Celebuzz]
  • Pope Francis made direct mention of the Catholic Church’s problems with sexual abuse today, asking bishops from the Netherlands to “continue supporting” victims “on their painful path to healing.” It’s the first time he’s publicly addressed the issue. [Newser]
  • There are going to be two versions of the “Fifty Shades of Grey” adaptation, one being dirtier than the other. You know which one I’ll be seeing. [College Candy] Keep reading »
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