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Beyonce Reportedly Asked Gwyneth Paltrow For Divorce Advice

  • Gwyneth Paltrow, who recently “consciously uncoupled” from ex-husband Chris Martin, has reportedly been giving divorce advice to Beyonce. She and Jay Z’s split will be amicable, a source told Us Weekly, and “the day after the announcement, Bey and Jay will be spotted together. The two will be all lovey-dovey.” [Us Weekly]
  • Lucky magazine’s EIC Eva Chen is expecting a baby girl with husband Tom Bannister and she announced it in her decidedly signature way… [Refinery 29]
  • Is Taylor Swift’s new “‘Shake It Off” video offensive to Black culture? [Clutch]
  • Jane Fonda says the reason she was spotted carrying around a chair with Ryan Gosling’s face on it is that is “figures amusingly in the first episode” of her new Netflix sitcom “Grace & Frankie.” [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Is Your Water As Emotionally Sensitive As Gwyneth Paltrow’s Water?

Is Your Water As Emotionally Sensitive As Gwyneth Paltrow's Water?

Uh oh, Shailene Woodley and Alicia Silverstone, we’ve got another contender for the celeb with the weirdest hippie-dippie ideas! Shailene Woodley’s vagina may be thriving on all that Vitamin-D and Alicia Silverstone’s got kiss-feeding down, but is their water as evolved as Gwyneth Paltrow’s? Doubt it! In the latest issue of GOOP, Gwyneth writes:

I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter. I have long had Dr. [Masaru] Emoto’s coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.

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Even Cindy McCain Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Should Shut Up

  • Cindy McCain has heard Gwyneth Paltrow’s comments that reading mean online comments is a “bloody, dehumanizing thing,” “almost like in war” and she is not pleased. Team Cindy on this one. [US Weekly]
  • Blogger Maureen O’Connor at The Cut got shipped with a bunch of other women from New York City to meet (and potentially fall in love with) single dudes in San Francisco. Somehow, she has arrived back home unscathed and ready to tell all. [NYmag.com]
  • How to talk to babies about gender theory. [The Toast] Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Has No Love For Internet Commenters

“The Internet also allows us the opportunity to project outward our hatred, our jealousy. It’s culturally acceptable to be an anonymous commenter. It’s culturally acceptable to say, ‘I’m just going to take all of my internal pain and externalize it anonymously.’ … It has nothing to do with me. They have an internal object, and they’re putting it on me. I kind of look at it as, ‘Wow this is an interesting social experiment.’ You’re talking about a blind stranger having feelings about you. It can only be projection. …

You come across [online comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it’s a very dehumanizing thing. It’s almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizing thing, and then something is defined out of it. My hope is, as we get out of it, we’ll reach the next level of conscience.”

While I have my own complicated feelings about internet commenters, and certainly have no love in my heart for trolls who drop by just to stir the pot or call people names or spout racist/sexist/homophobic bullshit, I think Gwyneth Paltrow makes three big mistakes in this interview with re/code. First, she lumps all anonymous commenters together, as if they’re one hive mind that is, naturally, beneath her. Secondly, she shows no understanding of the very  legitimate reasons why people might choose to comment anonymously beyond just wanting the freedom to “project” their internal pain onto her. And third, she equates negative comments online to a bloody, dehumanizing war. Bad idea, Goopy. Anonymous commenters? Have at her if you’d like… [re/code] Keep reading »

Chris Martin Allegedly Took His Kids To A Fast Food Restaurant, Which Is So Delightfully Passive Aggressive

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s divorce, excuse me, conscious uncoupling may sound full of good, peaceful vibes, but a SHOCKING new report from In Touch (grain of salt, blah blah blah) suggests otherwise. According to the gossip mag, Martin was spotted taking his and Paltrow’s two kids, Moses and Apple, to a fast food restaurant where the three of them ate french fries. If that isn’t the most wonderfully specific passive aggressive move ever, I don’t know what is. Paltrow, after all, is a complete psycho about what goes into the temple that is her body and is no doubt as fastidious about what her children eat. Not that I’m advocating for fast food — generally, that shit is gross and bad for you — but it just tickles me that Martin, finally freed from Gwyneth’s oppressive food policies, might have been like, “Hey kids, who wants to consciously couple their stomach with some deep fried starch?” I still hate Coldplay, but damn, Chris has suddenly earned my admiration. [In Touch via Jezebel[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Angelina Jolie Reminds Hollywood Moms (Ahem, Gwyneth) That They Really Don’t Have It That Bad

Angelina Reminds Hollywood Moms They Really Don't Have It That Bad

“I’m not a single mom with two jobs trying to get by every day. I have much more support than most people, most women in this world. And I have the financial means to have a home and health care and food. When I feel I’m doing too much, I do less, if I can. And that’s why I’m in a rare position where I don’t have to do job after job. I can take time when my family needs it. I actually feel that women in my position, when we have all at our disposal to help us, shouldn’t complain. Consider all the people who really struggle and don’t have the financial means, don’t have the support, and many people are single raising children. That’s hard.”

–Angelina Jolie tells The New York Daily News that she’s fed up with super rich, famous moms with armies of nannies and piles of money complaining about how hard their lives are. You can almost hear her muttering “cough … GWYNETH … cough” between the lines here, can’t you? If you’ll recall, a few months ago, Gwynnie made some truly cringe-worthy comments about how her life as a famous, uber rich mom was actually harder than if she was a normal working mom with an office job. Leave it to Angelina to drop a truth bomb on GOOP’s distorted view of reality. [Us Weekly]

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