Posts tagged "guy ritchie"

Star Couplings: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Have A Jungle Book Baby

Apple, Moses, Zuma Nesta Rock, sit your little butts down. There’s a new baby on the block and its name is way, way, way more appalling than yours. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz popped out her baby yesterday, and she and husband Pete Wentz named the little boy…wait for it…BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. Like the borough. Like the character…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 21, 2008

Star Couplings: Paris Breaks Up With Benji — But Not Because He’s The Ugly Twin

Sigh. It’s true. Paris Hilton has ditched boyfriend Benji Madden because he’s too controlling and doesn’t want her to party. Guess Paris won’t be joining Nicole Richie and the Madden brothers for Thanksgiving dinner this year! [Us Weekly]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 20, 2008

Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Opens Up About John Mayer

Jennifer Aniston says about John Mayer, in the December issue of Vogue, “People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up.” And about Mayer discussing their split with the paparazzi? “Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man.” Oooh,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 12, 2008

Star Couplings: Gwen Stefani Continues To Show Off Zuma

Gwen Stefani released the following portrait of her with baby Zuma — the kid DOES look like a Cabbage Patch! [Perez Hilton]
Yesterday we reported that “Dancing With The Stars”‘ Julianne Hough has endometriosis. Today there’s news that her fellow dancer, Lacey Schwimmer, just found out she has it too. What in the hell? [DListed]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 30, 2008

Poll: Would You Stay In A Sexless Relationship?

Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce is playing out on the pages of newspapers around the world, so we’ve been privy to information that most married couples keep to themselves, namely how much they have sex. Last week it was rumored that Madonna was always too tired for sex because she works out so hard-core. Supposedly…

Catherine Strawn / October 27, 2008

Star Couplings: Mandy Moore Plays Nurse for DJ A.M.

DJ A.M. and Mandy Moore are officially back on. [Us Weekly]
Zac Efron may have a pretty boy face, but he has a man’s body. Damn. [Perez Hilton]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 24, 2008

Guy Ritchie’s Rebound: Madonna Vs. Kelly Reilly

After months of rumors that Madonna had been making sexy time with big city baseball star A-Rod, she and Guy Ritchie finally announced their divorce. Then, their son together, Rocco, was just spotted wearing a New York Yankees shirt. Yowza! But no boo-hooing for Guy, because just a couple days later, papa’s got a brand…

Simcha / October 23, 2008

The Celebrity Guide To Nasty Breakup Behavior

A certain amount of meanness can come out during a breakup, it’s only natural — perhaps you clean the toilet with his favorite T-shirt — but some people take it way too far. The Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is the perfect example of a celebrity split getting nasty. Yesterday I noted that it was pretty crappy…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 23, 2008

Star Couplings: Madonna & Guy Ritchie Were Very Nice To Each Other

Sounds like Madonna and Guy Ritchie had some bad fights — she would taunt him with, “I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual.” In return, Guy would call her “old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn’t sing.” [Us Weekly]
Halle Berry just bought a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 23, 2008

Ritchie Rebounds With A Redhead

Looks like Guy Ritchie has already gotten his rebound. So much for our suggestions — the director has decided to dip his ink in the company pool. Ritchie’s been seen canoodling with the leading lady from his forthcoming film, “Sherlock Holmes,” Kelly Reilly. How cheap! Seriously, can’t he shag someone who isn’t on the payroll?!

Simcha / October 22, 2008

Star Couplings: Anne Hathaway Replaces Raffaelo

Anne Hathaway hints that she has a sexy new man friend. [People]
ZOMG, Jennifer Aniston tots spent two hours DOING IT with John Mayer in his hotel room. [Perez Hilton]
And OMG, is that a baby bump or just a little post-coital bloating?! [Just Jared]
Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are expecting twins.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 22, 2008

Quickies!: Send Us Your Crazy Celeb Dreams

We’d like to read your craziest celebrity dreams. We know you’ve had at least one. [The Frisky]
Finally ladies, Man Junk body wash promises to keep a man’s nether region fresh and clean. [College Candy]
Worried about taking the walk of shame all day at work? If you had the Dating Girl’s Desk Kit,…

Annika Harris / October 21, 2008

Star Couplings: Brangelina Fell In Love While He Was Still Married

In an interview with the New York Times, Angelina Jolie talks about having her kids see “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” someday, saying, “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.” Wuh, wuh, waaaaaait a second! That means those two fell in love WHILE Brad was still married…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 20, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Madonna and Guy Hire Female Divorce Lawyers, & Playboy’s Wine Of The Month Club

Guy Ritchie and Madonna supposedly each have a female lawyer representing them in their divorce. [WENN]…

Catherine Strawn / October 17, 2008

Five Signs You’re Dating Someone Emotionally Stupid

Last night, just hours after confirming her divorce, Madonna, who was performing to a sold out crowd in Boston, dedicated a song to Guy Ritchie. However, the track “Miles Away,” a little ditty based on their strained, career-based long distance relationship, wasn’t exactly a thank you for all the good times. Madonna set it u…

Simcha / October 16, 2008

Star Couplings: Angelina Jolie Confirms That Eight Is NOT Enough

Angelina Jolie was on “The Today Show” this morning, lookin’ all radiant, and she confirmed that she and Brad Pitt will be adopting again, but definitely not until the twins are at least six months. Also, girlfriend totally blushed when talking about Brad.
At last night’s Madonna concert, the singer said, before performing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2008

Madonna Provides The Soundtrack To Her Own Divorce

With Guy Ritchie and Madonna making their divorce plans official, you know that ho (as always) is going to turn to music to get her through it. Since she’s supposedly has A-rod waiting in the wings, her recovery period will probably only last a couple pop songs. Luckily, Madge won’t even have to search for…

Simcha / October 15, 2008

Who Should Guy Ritchie Snog & Shag Next?

Well, it’s official. Madonna’s longtime publicist, Liz Rosenberg, confirmed in an email to the Associated Press that the mega-star and her director husband, Guy Ritchie, are splitting up after rumors of marital strife for years. Rumor has it that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are indeed romantically involved, but we’re kind of wondering who Ritchie will…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 15, 2008

Star Couplings: Lauren Conrad And Heidi Montag Hug It Out

ZOMG!!! Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad totally hugged and reconciled and NOT in front of cameramen! [Us Weekly]
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are splitting up, maybe, who knows, this rumor comes out once every few months. Oh but if it’s true, Guy is apparently getting $100 million in the divorce settlement. Sweet mother of God.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 15, 2008

Quickies!: Madonna Would Like A Haircut

Madonna wants to cut her hair, but supposedly Guy Ritchie won’t let her. Doesn’t he realize she needs to express herself? [AHN]
Why do all the girls on “Entourage” look like models? [College Candy]
Every girl should know how to tie a proper Windsor knot. []…

Catherine Strawn / October 6, 2008