Posts tagged "guy fieri"

5 Things We Can Deduce From Guy Fieri’s Fight With His Screaming, Crying Hairdresser

It takes a hairdresser to make hair look that bad.
Guy Fieri is the sort of dude to sit inside an SUV and kick a person during a fight.
He is a “dickhead” and “a fucking asshole,” according to Ariel Ramirez, who screams and cries during the altercation, which was caught on video and…

Jessica Wakeman / October 30, 2013

Have Your Very Own Kitchen Nightmare With This Guy Fieri KitchenAid Mixer

I know what you’re thinking: My pancake batter isn’t as stunningly extreme as I’d like it to be. How can I amp up the crazy on the next batch? May we suggest a custom Guy Fieri mixer?
Designed by Nicole Dinardo for Un Amore, and cobbled together with hair gel and bacon grease (we guess),…

Julie Gerstein / September 10, 2013

Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Is Not In On The Guy Fieri Joke

This video from Brooklyn’s Late Night Basement happens to be situated right at the intersection of my two favorite things: making fun of batter-dipped fried cheese nugget Guy Fieri and ridiculing the ironic hipster underbelly of Brooklyn. Intrepid reporter Chris Rose interviews the bespeckled and be-skinny jeans wearing Williamsburglars about a (fake) impending Guy Fieri…

Julie Gerstein / March 27, 2013

This Is What We Imagined The Menu At A Guy Fieri Restaurant Might Look Like

Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen & Bar has had its problems. But grillmaster and flamed shirt fan Guy Fieri couldn’t have imagine the trouble he’d have after failing to buy the URL for his restaurant. Instead, hilarious Pauline Vassiliadis (an out of work writer) bought the URL and created a fake but-all-too-real version of his menu.

Julie Gerstein / February 20, 2013

I Have Unlocked The Secret To Food Network Success: Bleached Blonde Hair

Have you been catching those commercials for the new Food Network show “Chef Wanted”? The show stars chef Anne Burrell as a Gordon Ramsey-esque totalitarian attempting to whip a bunch of amateur chefs into shape. Will we watch it? Maybe, because who doesn’t love watching a bunch of grown ass adults be belittled by someone?

Julie Gerstein / February 2, 2013

Important Pizza News: Guy Fieri Made A Totally Repulsive S’Mores Pizza

Guy Fieri is having a bad few months. First, his new Times Square restaurant gets the total gasface from The New York Times. And now, news comes out that his frozen S’mores Indoors Pizza is a flavor abomination. The dessert pizza claims to be made with “sweet graham cracker crust, rich melted chocolate, semi-sweet chocolate…

Julie Gerstein / January 2, 2013

Buckle Up & Put Your Sunglasses On Wrong, It’s A Guy Fieri “Saturday Night Live” Sketch!

Ha HA! In the wake of The New York Times’ hilariously abysmal review of Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant, the bleached blonde Food Network host — who puts something called “donkey sauce” on everything — almost “appeared” on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. For some reason, the sketch never aired on the broadcast — did Fieri promise “SNL” producer…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 19, 2012

People Who Attended/Embody The Maxim Kentucky Derby “Fillies And Stallions” Party

Yes, that’s Ashton Kutcher and Guy Fieri, doing that thing that they do (being d-bags), at the Maxim Kentucky Derby party.

Julie Gerstein / May 7, 2012

Guy Fieri Designed A Line Of Men’s Jewelry, Naturally

Questions for Guy Fieri, regarding his new line of men’s jewelry. Does this line include barbecue sauce, or barbecue sauce-flavored gems? If not, why? What about a container for hot sauce or a secret compartment for other choice condiments? Was your intention in creating the line to enable ladies to quickly and swiftly identify the…

Julie Gerstein / December 23, 2011

Quotable: Is “Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives” Star Guy Fieri A Lech & A Bigot?

“Anytime any woman mentioned ‘cream,’ Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy’s eye line, because it’s always on breasts. … Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners. He said, ‘You can’t send me to talk to gay…

Jessica Wakeman / October 17, 2011

Melissa McCarthy Reveals The Secret Inspiration For Her “Bridesmaids” Character

By now you’ve probably heard — or seen for yourself — that “Bridesmaids” is totally hilarious and Melissa McCarthy, who plays tomboyish and frisky Megan, is clearly the breakout star of the film. On last night’s “Conan,” she revealed the celebrity inspiration for her character: None other than spiky-haired chef Guy Fieri. “Every scene…

Julie Gerstein / May 25, 2011

Now Every Guy Can Look As Terrible As Guy Fieri

Check out this dude’s sweet hair. Doesn’t it sit so luxuriously on top of that fashionable camo visor he’s wearing? Well, newsflash: those aren’t actually his locks. Believe it or not, that faux hair is part of the Flair Hair Woodland Camo Visor which transforms any bald guy into an Insta-D-Bag. Check out another pic…

Julie Gerstein / October 25, 2010