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5 Things We Can Deduce From Guy Fieri’s Fight With His Screaming, Crying Hairdresser

5 Things We Can Deduce From Guy Fieri’s Fight With His Screaming, Crying Hairdresser
  1. It takes a hairdresser to make hair look that bad.
  2. Guy Fieri is the sort of dude to sit inside an SUV and kick a person during a fight.
  3. He is a “dickhead” and “a fucking asshole,” according to Ariel Ramirez, who screams and cries during the altercation, which was caught on video and posted on TMZ.  (But we already knew that Guy Fieri is gross to work with, didn’t we?)
  4. His rep brushed the whole thing off as “a bunch of guys … messing around” and “things got a little out of hand.”
  5. Paparazzi are literally lurking evvvvvvvverywhere.

[TMZ, UPI]

Have Your Very Own Kitchen Nightmare With This Guy Fieri KitchenAid Mixer

Inspired by Guy Fieri
Melissa McCarthy admits her "Bridesmaids" character was inspired by Guy. Read More »
Guy Fieri's Jewelry
Would you expect it to look any less heinous? Read More »
Guy Fieri S'mores Pizza
Is this good or gross? Probably gross. Read More »
Guy Fieri on SNL
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Guy Fieri mixer

I know what you’re thinking: My pancake batter isn’t as stunningly extreme as I’d like it to be. How can I amp up the crazy on the next batch? May we suggest a custom Guy Fieri mixer?

Designed by Nicole Dinardo for Un Amore, and cobbled together with hair gel and bacon grease (we guess), this mixer is strictly for serious Guy’s American Bar & Grill fans. Sadly, though, it’s one-of-a-kind, which means that if you want a mixer that’ll get you on the bus to Flavortown, you’ll likely have to make own Fieri-inflamed designs. [Un Amore]

Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Is Not In On The Guy Fieri Joke

Guy Fieri's Jewelry
Would you expect it to look any less heinous? Read More »
Inspired by Guy Fieri
Melissa McCarthy admits her "Bridesmaids" character was inspired by Guy. Read More »
Guy Fieri on SNL
Following the worst restaurant review ever, Guy goes on SNL. Read More »
Guy Fieri in Brooklyn
"It's gonna be terrible. I can't wait."

This video from Brooklyn’s Late Night Basement happens to be situated right at the intersection of my two favorite things: making fun of batter-dipped fried cheese nugget Guy Fieri and ridiculing the ironic hipster underbelly of Brooklyn. Intrepid reporter Chris Rose interviews the bespeckled and be-skinny jeans wearing Williamsburglars about a (fake) impending Guy Fieri chain restaurant. You could almost imagine Fieri serving up nacho cheese-fed foie gras and “factory farm to table” food, right? And Vampire Weekend as investors? Of course. [YouTube]

This Is What We Imagined The Menu At A Guy Fieri Restaurant Might Look Like

Guy Fieri S'mores Pizza
Is this good or gross? Probably gross. Read More »
Guy Fieri on SNL
Yup, he got an SNL takedown. Read More »
Guy Fieri's Jewelry?
Seriously, this guy has a line of jewelry, because why? Read More »
Inspired by Guy Fieri
Melissa McCarthy admits her "Bridesmaids" character was inspired by Guy. Read More »

Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen & Bar has had its problems. But grillmaster and flamed shirt fan Guy Fieri couldn’t have imagine the trouble he’d have after failing to buy the URL for his restaurant. Instead, hilarious Pauline Vassiliadis (an out of work writer) bought the URL and created a fake but-all-too-real version of his menu. (Click here for larger image.There’s the Hobo Lobo Bordello Slam Jam appetizer plate, consisting of “38 ounces of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat” garnished with “thick & funky Mushroom Dribblins.” Or the Panamania entree: “Deep fried snake with a printed out picture of David Lee Roth stapled on it and a sparkle sticking out of each eye.” And they didn’t skimp on sides, either. You can get fries “cooked with absolutely no mercy” or the Olive Garden, which is “22 pounds of wine-stunned Kalamata olives tumbled over iceberg lettuce. Ranch hose optional.”

It’s making me so hungry, really. [Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar]

I Have Unlocked The Secret To Food Network Success: Bleached Blonde Hair

Have you been catching those commercials for the new Food Network show “Chef Wanted”? The show stars chef Anne Burrell as a Gordon Ramsey-esque totalitarian attempting to whip a bunch of amateur chefs into shape. Will we watch it? Maybe, because who doesn’t love watching a bunch of grown ass adults be belittled by someone? That’s a foundational element to reality TV. But in the meantime, I believe I’ve unlocked the keys to the Food Network Kingdom: Blonde spikey hair. Consider, if you will, Burrell, along with Supreme Yeller Gordon Ramsey and Fire-themed Clothing Fanatic Guy Fieri. Too much of a coincidence for my brain. Keep reading »

Important Pizza News: Guy Fieri Made A Totally Repulsive S’Mores Pizza

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Be My Boyfriend: Pizza Guy
This guy ate 362 slices of pizza. We want to eat him. Read More »

Guy Fieri is having a bad few months. First, his new Times Square restaurant gets the total gasface from The New York Times. And now, news comes out that his frozen S’mores Indoors Pizza is a flavor abomination. The dessert pizza claims to be made with “sweet graham cracker crust, rich melted chocolate, semi-sweet chocolate chips and melted marshmallows.” But! The packaging neglects to mention the pizza’s secret ingredient, which is apparently cayenne pepper. Oh yeah, somehow a bunch of spicy crap got mixed in with this seemingly sweet recipe, and consumers are angry. The Sam’s Club comment page for the S’mores Indoors pizza is blowing up with major pizza drama as consumers rally against the surprisingly spicy ‘za.  Keep reading »

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