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Star Couplings: Anne Hathaway Replaces Raffaelo

  • Anne Hathaway hints that she has a sexy new man friend. [People]
  • ZOMG, Jennifer Aniston tots spent two hours DOING IT with John Mayer in his hotel room. [Perez Hilton]
  • And OMG, is that a baby bump or just a little post-coital bloating?! [Just Jared]
  • Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are expecting twins. Of course. [Perez Hilton]
  • I think it’s kind of disrespectful that Madonna dressed up her son Rocco in a Yankees t-shirt, considering she is splitting up with Rocco’s dad and her new boy toy is a player on the Yankees. [Pop Sugar]
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    Quickies!: Send Us Your Crazy Celeb Dreams

  • We’d like to read your craziest celebrity dreams. We know you’ve had at least one. [The Frisky]
  • Finally ladies, Man Junk body wash promises to keep a man’s nether region fresh and clean. [College Candy]
  • Worried about taking the walk of shame all day at work? If you had the Dating Girl’s Desk Kit, you’d have no concerns. [YourTango]
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    Star Couplings: Brangelina Fell In Love While He Was Still Married

  • In an interview with the New York Times, Angelina Jolie talks about having her kids see “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” someday, saying, “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.” Wuh, wuh, waaaaaait a second! That means those two fell in love WHILE Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston! You don’t say! [Us Weekly]
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    The Daily Squeeze: Madonna and Guy Hire Female Divorce Lawyers, & Playboy’s Wine Of The Month Club

  • Guy Ritchie and Madonna supposedly each have a female lawyer representing them in their divorce. [WENN]
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    Five Signs You’re Dating Someone Emotionally Stupid

    Last night, just hours after confirming her divorce, Madonna, who was performing to a sold out crowd in Boston, dedicated a song to Guy Ritchie. However, the track “Miles Away,” a little ditty based on their strained, career-based long distance relationship, wasn’t exactly a thank you for all the good times. Madonna set it up by saying, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. You may know a few people like that. God knows I do.” Ouch! Poor Guy, no one deserves to be dragged through the mud, and the media, by their ex.

    I have to admit, despite my complete Madonna worship, I empathize with the dude. In relationships, I often have a hard time communicating my feelings even if I really care about the person. Ew, just writing “my feelings” makes me squirm. So, while that attitude will probably keep me a bachelorette and make Guy Ritchie rich from his divorce settlement (supposedly there’s no pre-nup!), maybe, just maybe, I can save you some time. Under the guise of “it takes one to know one”, here are Five Signs You’re Dating Someone Emotionally Stupid, after the jump…
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    Star Couplings: Angelina Jolie Confirms That Eight Is NOT Enough

  • Angelina Jolie was on “The Today Show” this morning, lookin’ all radiant, and she confirmed that she and Brad Pitt will be adopting again, but definitely not until the twins are at least six months. Also, girlfriend totally blushed when talking about Brad.
  • At last night’s Madonna concert, the singer said, before performing “Miles Away”, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do.” Me too! [DListed]
  • David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are separated — either because he’s a sex addict who can’t keep his ween in his pants, or because she’s into sexy texting with Billy Bob Thorton. [DListed]
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    Madonna Provides The Soundtrack To Her Own Divorce

    With Guy Ritchie and Madonna making their divorce plans official, you know that ho (as always) is going to turn to music to get her through it. Since she’s supposedly has A-rod waiting in the wings, her recovery period will probably only last a couple pop songs. Luckily, Madge won’t even have to search for tunes to express how she feels, since she already sings them! So here is our suggestions for Madonna’s Break Up Playlist featuring songs by Madonna.

    “You need so much but not from me/Turn your back in my hour of need/ Something’s wrong but you pretend you don’t see/ I think I interrupt your life/ When you laugh, it cuts me just like a knife/ I’m not your friend, I’m just your little wife.” — ”Till Death Do Us Part” from “Like A Prayer”
    This song from 1988 (during her marriage to Sean Penn) is all about a wife wishing her husband loved her more. Sigh, unlike the empowering hit on this record, “Express Yourself,” which encourages a woman with “don’t go for second best, baby!” This song, a mere 2 tracks down, has the woman going back to her blasé husband. Is there still a future for Madonna and Guy? Or will Madonna follow her own advice and “do much better baby on your own?”

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    Who Should Guy Ritchie Snog & Shag Next?

    Well, it’s official. Madonna’s longtime publicist, Liz Rosenberg, confirmed in an email to the Associated Press that the mega-star and her director husband, Guy Ritchie, are splitting up after rumors of marital strife for years. Rumor has it that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are indeed romantically involved, but we’re kind of wondering who Ritchie will date now that his eight year marriage is kaput. The pair are aiming to have the divorce finalized by Christmas — who should Ritchie set his sights on for 2009? We have a few ideas…. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Lauren Conrad And Heidi Montag Hug It Out

  • ZOMG!!! Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad totally hugged and reconciled and NOT in front of cameramen! [Us Weekly]
  • Madonna and Guy Ritchie are splitting up, maybe, who knows, this rumor comes out once every few months. Oh but if it’s true, Guy is apparently getting $100 million in the divorce settlement. Sweet mother of God. [DListed and Us Weekly]
  • John Meyer and Jennifer Aniston are definitely back on, as Jen delayed leaving New York to see the singer, after he sent her romantic emails. [People]
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    Quickies!: Madonna Would Like A Haircut

  • Madonna wants to cut her hair, but supposedly Guy Ritchie won’t let her. Doesn’t he realize she needs to express herself? [AHN]
  • Why do all the girls on “Entourage” look like models? [College Candy]
  • Every girl should know how to tie a proper Windsor knot. [Tie-A-Tie.net]
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