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Star Couplings: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Have A Jungle Book Baby

  • Apple, Moses, Zuma Nesta Rock, sit your little butts down. There’s a new baby on the block and its name is way, way, way more appalling than yours. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz popped out her baby yesterday, and she and husband Pete Wentz named the little boy…wait for it…BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. Like the borough. Like the character from “The Jungle Book.” Like years, and years, and years of ass kickings in junior high. [DListed]
  • Adorable new couple alert! Emily Blunt (from “The Devil Wears Prada”) and John Kransinski (Jim on “The Office”) are dating! [Just Jared]
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    Star Couplings: Paris Breaks Up With Benji — But Not Because He’s The Ugly Twin

  • Sigh. It’s true. Paris Hilton has ditched boyfriend Benji Madden because he’s too controlling and doesn’t want her to party. Guess Paris won’t be joining Nicole Richie and the Madden brothers for Thanksgiving dinner this year! [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Jennifer Aniston Opens Up About John Mayer

  • Jennifer Aniston says about John Mayer, in the December issue of Vogue, “People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up.” And about Mayer discussing their split with the paparazzi? “Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man.” Oooh, dang. [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Gwen Stefani Continues To Show Off Zuma

  • Gwen Stefani released the following portrait of her with baby Zuma — the kid DOES look like a Cabbage Patch! [Perez Hilton]
  • Yesterday we reported that “Dancing With The Stars”‘ Julianne Hough has endometriosis. Today there’s news that her fellow dancer, Lacey Schwimmer, just found out she has it too. What in the hell? [DListed]
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    Poll: Would You Stay In A Sexless Relationship?

    Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce is playing out on the pages of newspapers around the world, so we’ve been privy to information that most married couples keep to themselves, namely how much they have sex. Last week it was rumored that Madonna was always too tired for sex because she works out so hard-core. Supposedly the two hadn’t done much in the bedroom for some 18 months. According to psychologist, life coach, and sex expert Dr. Pam Spurr, sexless marriages are pretty normal. According to a survey of more than 400 people that Spurr did for her book Sizzling Sex: The Sex Doctor’s 250 Hottest Tip, Trips, and Techniques, 90 percent hadn’t tried anything new sexually since their first year of marriage. Nature might be the cause of the sexual stagnation, because research into the biochemistry of attraction has found that our ancestors procreated furiously for the first six to 12 months after meeting. Generally a pregnancy would occur, and then sexual activity would drop off for a period during child-rearing. But perhaps there is hope. Another celebrity couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, keep proving with every baby that sex can still happen, even after a couple years together, as long as you are the most beautiful people in the world. [The Times, U.K.] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Mandy Moore Plays Nurse for DJ A.M.

  • DJ A.M. and Mandy Moore are officially back on. [Us Weekly]
  • Zac Efron may have a pretty boy face, but he has a man’s body. Damn. [Perez Hilton]
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    Guy Ritchie’s Rebound: Madonna Vs. Kelly Reilly

    After months of rumors that Madonna had been making sexy time with big city baseball star A-Rod, she and Guy Ritchie finally announced their divorce. Then, their son together, Rocco, was just spotted wearing a New York Yankees shirt. Yowza! But no boo-hooing for Guy, because just a couple days later, papa’s got a brand new bag. But the leading lady of his rebound, Kelly Reilly, has us all asking, “Who’s that Girl?” And how does she stack up against Madonna? Check out their stats, after the jump… Keep reading »

    The Celebrity Guide To Nasty Breakup Behavior

    A certain amount of meanness can come out during a breakup, it’s only natural — perhaps you clean the toilet with his favorite T-shirt — but some people take it way too far. The Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is the perfect example of a celebrity split getting nasty. Yesterday I noted that it was pretty crappy of Madge to outfit her son with Ritchie, Rocco, in a Yankees t-shirt, considering her new BF is Yankees player Alex Rodriguez and she was apparently having spiritually sexual relations with him pre-split. Ritchie thought it was crappy too! According to Us Weekly, he’s “in pieces” after seeing his son in the shirt and “he’s actually been crying over it.”

    Of course, if the rumors about their marriage are true, Ritchie may have had a little nastiness coming — he supposedly said that sleeping next to Madonna was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle.” Oh wait, HA HA, that’s funny and probably true. Whatever. The behavior of these two is nothing new in Tinseltown. After the jump, nasty breakup behavior tips from some of the worst splits in Hollywood. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Madonna & Guy Ritchie Were Very Nice To Each Other

  • Sounds like Madonna and Guy Ritchie had some bad fights — she would taunt him with, “I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual.” In return, Guy would call her “old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn’t sing.” [Us Weekly]
  • Halle Berry just bought a home in Canada for her and her Canuck boyfriend and baby daddy, Gabriel Aubrey, to live in with daughter Nahla. [Perez Hilton]
  • That story about David Duchovny schtupping his tennis instructor? He says it’s not true and he’s suing the tabloid that said it was. [DListed]
  • Taylor Momsen, Jenny from “Gossip Girl”, was hospitalized for a LIFE THREATENING throat infection, but is going to be okay. [DListed]
  • Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are expecting twin boys — somewhere, Denise Richards is screaming. [Us Weekly]
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    Ritchie Rebounds With A Redhead

    Looks like Guy Ritchie has already gotten his rebound. So much for our suggestions — the director has decided to dip his ink in the company pool. Ritchie’s been seen canoodling with the leading lady from his forthcoming film, “Sherlock Holmes,” Kelly Reilly. How cheap! Seriously, can’t he shag someone who isn’t on the payroll?! Although, he was on Madonna’s for seven years…one would have thought he’d learned his lesson. It’s elementary, my dear Guy. [LA Times]

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