guns

Activist Heroes Are Taking Dildos To Class Instead Of Guns In A “Cocks Not Glocks” Campaign

Even if Cocks Not Glocks doesn’t manage to get the law repealed, the noble protestors hope it will wake people up to the fact that the U.S. is balls deep in gun violence. More »


The Supreme Court’s Gun Ruling Could Have A Big Impact On Gun Control

This ruling could have huge implications for the future of gun control in America. More »


The Senate Filibuster Ended With An Agreement To Vote On Two Gun Measures. Here’s What They Entail.

Democratic Senator Christopher Murphy of Connecticut led a 15-hour filibuster on gun violence Wednesday in an effort to get Republicans to vote on amendments to an annual appropriations bill. Following the tragic mass shooting in Orlando that left 49 dead and 53 injured last weekend, Senate Democrats wanted to take action, but needed Republican Majority Leader Mitch… More »


This One Terrifying Statistic Puts Gun Violence In The U.S. In Perspective

Shooters may have problems beyond access to guns, but that access makes it a lot easier for them to kill innocent victims. More »


Republicans’ Responses To The Orlando Shooting Didn’t Even Mention Guns Or Gays

Looking at Republicans’ statements one after the other makes it incredibly obvious what the party’s elite are missing. More »


A Man Shot A Three Year Old Girl After Being Rejected By Her Mother

This past Sunday, a man in Memphis shot at a woman and her three year old child after the woman refused his advances.  Local authorities report that the incident occurred after the mother of the girl, who is currently in critical condition, tried to escape a confrontation with the man. Angered by her rejection, the man… More »


Kalamazoo Shooter Was An Uber Driver Who Picked Up Passengers In Between Killings

The latest shooting spree suspect in the United States of America’s Saturday night rampage has turned out to be a 45-year-old Uber driver named Jason Dalton.

Dalton even conveniently picked up riders for Uber fares in between shooting innocent bystanders at multiple locations in Kalamazoo, including a Cracker Barrel. Among his victims was… More »


Obvious Dating Study Reveals Democrats Like To Smoke Weed, Republicans Like Guns

The juiciest and most important piece of information I gleaned from this lite-study is that while Democrats are 30% more likely to have casual sex (hell yeah), Republicans are 50% more likely to have sex outside? More »


Facebook Will Start Blocking Private Gun Sales

Gun violence continues to rage on in the United States. There were 372 mass shootings in the U.S. last year, killing 475, and wounding even more. U.S. shootings since 1963 have “killed more Americans than all wars ever.” According to the Huffington Post.

Facebook now wants to put a stop to this through… More »


Florida Jewelry Store Offers Free Shotgun With Jewelry Purchase

For their temporary promo, any customer that makes a jewelry purchase over $450 dollars is eligible to take a free shotgun home, and the customers have been loving it! More »


World’s Worst Gun Safety Instructor Shoots Pastor During Demonstration

He had one job! More »


Man Pulls Gun On Pizza Man For Taking Too Long To Deliver His Goddamn Pizza

I don’t think there is any question that pizza is serious business. In this cruel world of ours, there are few precious things that can allow even just a momentary feeling of happiness and peace – and pizza –  my friends, is one of them.

However, a Pittsburgh man went too far… More »


Conservative Whack Job Erick Erickson Shoots ‘NY Times’ Front Page, Boasts On Twitter

Conservative talk radio host and editor of RedState.com, Erick Erickson, decided to shoot the shit out of the front page of Saturday’s New York Times newspaper we guess as a way of protesting its editorial about our gun epidemic.

The editorial is a big deal since the Times hasn’t had an editorial on… More »


Sheriff In Charge Of Oregon Massacre Probe Is An Anti-Gun Control Conspiracy Theorist

The sheriff at the heart of the Oregon school massacre that took place at Umpqua Community College is kind of a scary gun nut that explains the systematic problem we have in this country.

Sheriff John Hanlin is firmly and vocally anti-gun control, believing that guns don’t have anything to do with the… More »


White Dude Shoots Self In Penis And Tries To Blame It On A Black Man

A South Dakota convicted felon, Donald Anthony Watson (43), is currently in custody after telling the police that he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when in reality he actually shot himself in his own goddamn penis, while trying to buy an illegal gun. What the fuck, right?

According to the arrest report,… More »


Texas Cop Stands His Ground Against Server Who Didn’t Want Him Groping Her

Officer Kenneth Lee Sheka may face disciplinary actions for his conduct. More »


Florida Approves Alcohol Serving Restaurant/Shooting Range Combo Near Busy Highway Because Florida

Daytona Beach city commissioners have just a-ok’d resident Ron Perkinson’s proposed $7 million combo shooting range and adjacent restaurant project to be opened in November. The facility will be located near Daytona International Speedway just off Interstate 95.

YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKERS!

Perkinson wants to stress that the restaurant will be “on the… More »


Aurora, Colorado Shooter James Holmes Sentenced To Life In Prison

James Holmes of Aurora, Colorado was convicted Friday evening on 24 counts of first-degree murder, two per victim, as well as attempted murder in the wounding of 70 more people. Holmes entered an Aurora movie theatre in 2012 and opened fire resulting in 12 deaths and several wounded theater goers.

He plead insanity to… More »


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