Posts tagged "gum"

8 Good Universe Moments And What They Might Mean

Running into an old crush. Thinking about a friend and getting a text from them 30 seconds later. Receiving an unexpected check in the mail (that’s the exact amount needed…

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 22, 2013 - 10:00 am

Violet Beauregarde Would Be Happy: Dinner Gumballs Are Here

In “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory,” Violet Beauregarde met her sad end when she chewed a piece of Wonka’s Three-Course-Dinner Gum. The most amazing, sensational piece of gum in…

Ami Angelowicz | July 4, 2012 - 4:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Made The World’s Largest Gumball Out Of ABC Nicorette

Look at what we got here. This fine gentleman, 50-year-old Barry Chappell, has been collecting more than 95,000 pieces of already been chewed Nicorette gum for the last six years…

Ami Angelowicz | January 28, 2012 - 4:00 pm

Chew On This, Pervs

I’m assuming this only works on people who can’t chew gum and jerk off at the same time. [The Clearly Dope]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 11, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Willy Wonka Fantasy Gum About To Be A Reality!

Since I was a kid obsessed with “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” I’ve been fantasizing about Ever-Lasting Gobstoppers, Lickable Wallpaper, Wonkavision, and Three-Course-Dinner Gum. The Three-Course-Dinner Gum…

Ami Angelowicz | October 11, 2010 - 5:20 pm

Dentyne Says Practice Safe Breath, Not Safe Sex

So last night as I was wasting my time watching “The Price of Beauty,” I was beaten over the head with this new Dentyne Ice commercial during every…

Annika Harris | March 16, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Crave: Blue Q Gum

What better way to say all the inappropriate things that you’re thinking than with gum and mints? We love the “Does this gum make my butt look big” gum almost…

Deborah Findling | August 10, 2009 - 6:00 pm

Bust Up Gum Boosts The Size Of Your Boobies

A-cups, rejoice! Pop a piece of…

Ali Jawin | June 14, 2009 - 2:00 pm

Miracle Birth Control Gum

If you thought the blond Orbitz girl cornered the market on bizarre gum marketing, you clearly have not stumbled across the wonderful absurdity that is Miracle Birth Control Gum. I…

Ali Jawin | June 10, 2009 - 6:45 pm

Love Vandal: Love Among Old Gum

Have you seen graffiti that’s kind of sweet (even if it is against the law)? Send us a pic at

Catherine Strawn | September 16, 2008 - 2:00 pm

Is It Still Gum If It’s Not Sticky?

It’s the worst when you’re sitting at a restaurant, usually outside, and your hand grazes the bottom of the table. And it touches a hunk of old, hard gum. Gross.

Catherine Strawn | May 7, 2008 - 6:00 pm