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“Star Trek”‘s Captain James T. Kirk was my first crush. When I was five — and clearly part of a super nerdy family — my dad used to make up stories for me before bed. I was always an Ensign on the Enterprise (with a sweet beehive, natch) in the tales and Kirk was, like, the beautiful, blond, manly hero. Anyway, Simcha and I are going to give our cool nerdy take on the new “Star Trek” movie casting shortly, but in the meantime, check out Captain Kirk’s Guide To Women. The guy did bag a new alien slave girl in every episode. Keep reading »