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Winona’s Grownup Letter To Santa

This holiday season, we’re all writing grownup letters to Santa. Here’s Jessica’s list, and now it’s Winona’s turn: 

Dear Santa,

I really don’t mean to come off as unappreciative or demanding, but I have asked for a baby goat for the past, like, 20 years in a row and you have yet to deliver. What’s up with that? It’s causing a bit of a trust issue between us. Obviously this year the goat should be your #1 priority, both to restore my faith in you and because 2013 was a big year for goat GIFs that made me want one even more. But there are also a few other, slightly lower priority things I’d like to request… Keep reading »

A Grownup Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

It’s been a long time since I have written you. I thought I would give it a go again because my list is long, my bank account is low, and I’ve been a very good girl this year. Okay, there were maybe about two months where I was stressed and emotionally burnt out over the wedding so I was kind of being a bitch, but that’s not typical. Otherwise, I should totally be near the top of your Nice List. So, Santa, this Christmas, can you puh-leeze deliver…

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