Posts tagged "gross"

Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?

For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.”…

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Justin Bieber’s Dad On Justin Bieber’s Dick: “#Proud”

I’m so very sorry for this. …

Megan Reynolds | October 9, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Subway Received A Serious Complaint About Jared Years Ago And Did Nothing

Admitted pedophile and former Subway Sandwiches spokesman Jared Fogle was accused of “wrongdoing” as far back as 2011 according to an internal review taking place now, after his huge scandal.

Katrin Higher | September 12, 2015 - 9:00 am

Gross, 42 Percent Of People Use Their (OK, Our) Phones In The Bathroom

A new study from Adobe says that 42 percent of people check their e-mail on their phones while they’re in the bathroom. Millennials are particularly pooductive,

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 28, 2015 - 1:30 pm

FBI Has Found Texts From Subway Jared Bragging About Paying For Sex With A 16 Year Old

We are sorry to ruin your weekend with more news from the disgusting piece of shit, Jared Fogle, but here is the latest in news in the FBI’s investigation of

Katrin Higher | August 1, 2015 - 1:00 pm

The 6 New Frappucino Flavors Sound Really, Really Gross

What happened to just regular coffee?

Megan Reynolds | June 8, 2015 - 3:51 pm

Crossfit Couple Does Crossfit Engagement Photo Shoot, Internet Loves It, Writer Pukes

Here’s a story that takes two things I hate and mashes them together: Crossfit and wacky engagement photos! Joe Marttila and Ili Buenrosto, two Crossfit enthusiasts from Florida, decided to…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 27, 2015 - 5:40 pm

The World’s Oldest Pretzel Has Ruined Pretzels For Me

Last week, the world’s oldest pretzel was found in Germany. It’s 250 years old and it looks all sorts of unappetizing. Ew.
Anyway, apparently the pretzel was found in a…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 16, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Make It Work: If You Are Sick, Please Stay Home

Offices are nothing more than tiny incubators for illness. They are warm, windowless, unventilated breeding grounds for that gross-ass cold you’ve been dragging around all weekend, like a giant bag…

Megan Reynolds | March 2, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Sometimes I Use My Hair As Floss And I Am Not Ashamed

Confession: Sometimes, when I have food stuck in my teeth and no floss on hand, I am industrious enough to pluck a hair from my own head to use…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 16, 2014 - 4:00 pm

TGIF! This Used, Jizz-Filled Condom Has Been Tied To A Subway Pole Since At Least Tuesday!

In case you needed further proof that people behave like savage, filthy animals on public transportation, I bring you this photo of a used condom tied to an F train…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 10, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Halloween Costume Inspiration: Rosebudding

Yes, rosebudding. What can I say? I am a weirdo who thinks Halloween costumes based on grotesque sexual non-trends are hilarious! All this costume requires is as much rose-printed clothing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Watch This Woman Accidentally Eat Bird Poop Ice Cream

Happy Almost-Labor Day Weekend! It’s going to be a hot one, so eating ice cream is going to be an activity for a lot of people this weekend. Hopefully none…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 29, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Pageant Mom Feeds Her Daughter Tapeworms To Slim Her Down For Beauty Pageant

Today in terrifying parenting: on an upcoming episode of “Untold Stories of the ER,” we hear the tale of a Florida pageant mom who fed her teenage daughter tapeworm eggs…

Claire Hannum | August 22, 2014 - 11:41 am

Pop Virtual Pimples With This Super Zitty Game App

Now that I’ve reached the A-list in “Kim Kardashian’s Hollywood” — though I am still working my balls off and have a few more levels to go — I’m looking…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 31, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Sex Toy Abandoned In Woman’s Vagina Just Sat There For 10 Years, Ruining Her Bladder

Public Service Announcement time:  always remove your sex toy from your pussy. A woman in Scotland complaining of weight loss and incontinence had an icky surprise waiting for her at…

Jessica Wakeman | July 24, 2014 - 1:30 pm

9 Of The Nastiest Things People Have Found In Their Lunch Salads

Last week, a man allegedly found a rusty nail in his to-go salad from a Manhattan restaurant named, appropriately, “Just Salad.” What is it about salads that attract this ickiness?

Claire Hannum | July 21, 2014 - 1:00 pm

RIP Society: Man Steals 60 Brains, Sells Them on eBay And At Dairy Queen

It’s an entrepreneur’s economy. And what could more entrepreneurial than stealing 60 brains and selling them on eBay?

Jessica Wakeman | January 3, 2014 - 1:30 pm
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