Posts tagged "gross"

A Woman Turned Every Heinous Sext Received From A Frat Bro Into A Song

Ah, men. So cool, so chill. Especially when they very much want you to give them a blowjob and ask for said favor via a string of raunchy, explicit sexts…

Megan Reynolds | January 21, 2016 - 5:30 pm

100 Species Of Bugs Live In Your Home

You thought Asian camel crickets were bad. A new report in journal Peer J finds hundreds of bugs likely lurk in your home, including spiders, beetles, ants, and book lice.

Newser | January 20, 2016 - 5:00 pm

Ted Cruz Says Voters Should Spank Hillary Clinton Like He Spanks His 5-Year-Old

Texas Republican Senator and presidential candidate Ted Cruz told voters in Iowa that Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton lied to them about Benghazi and that voters should consider “administering a spanking,”

Katrin Higher | January 9, 2016 - 12:30 pm

Dude Makes Art Out Of His Back Hair

Barf Warning: Mike Wolf of Nampa, Idaho decided that he would use the useless swaths of back hair he has grown to make some sick art by shaving it into…

Katrin Higher | January 3, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Buffalo Wild Wings Releases New Mountain Dew Wings, America Peaks

This is either the best thing because it’s the grossest thing, or it’s just pure gross and we’ve hit peak irony regarding disgusting foods released by the United States of…

Katrin Higher | December 12, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Why Would You Wear Underwear That Makes Your Vagina Smell Like Bacon?

For all the times you though to yourself, “Hey my vagina doesn’t smell meaty enough.”

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Justin Bieber’s Dad On Justin Bieber’s Dick: “#Proud”

I’m so very sorry for this.

Megan Reynolds | October 9, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Subway Received A Serious Complaint About Jared Years Ago And Did Nothing

Admitted pedophile and former Subway Sandwiches spokesman Jared Fogle was accused of “wrongdoing” as far back as 2011 according to an internal review taking place now, after his huge scandal.

Katrin Higher | September 12, 2015 - 9:00 am

Gross, 42 Percent Of People Use Their (OK, Our) Phones In The Bathroom

A new study from Adobe says that 42 percent of people check their e-mail on their phones while they’re in the bathroom. Millennials are particularly pooductive,

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 28, 2015 - 1:30 pm

FBI Has Found Texts From Subway Jared Bragging About Paying For Sex With A 16 Year Old

We are sorry to ruin your weekend with more news from the disgusting piece of shit, Jared Fogle, but here is the latest in news in the FBI’s investigation of

Katrin Higher | August 1, 2015 - 1:00 pm

The 6 New Frappucino Flavors Sound Really, Really Gross

What happened to just regular coffee?

Megan Reynolds | June 8, 2015 - 3:51 pm

Crossfit Couple Does Crossfit Engagement Photo Shoot, Internet Loves It, Writer Pukes

Here’s a story that takes two things I hate and mashes them together: Crossfit and wacky engagement photos! Joe Marttila and Ili Buenrosto, two Crossfit enthusiasts from Florida, decided to…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 27, 2015 - 5:40 pm

The World’s Oldest Pretzel Has Ruined Pretzels For Me

Last week, the world’s oldest pretzel was found in Germany. It’s 250 years old and it looks all sorts of unappetizing. Ew.

Anyway, apparently the pretzel was found…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 16, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Make It Work: If You Are Sick, Please Stay Home

Offices are nothing more than tiny incubators for illness. They are warm, windowless, unventilated breeding grounds for that gross-ass cold you’ve been dragging around all weekend, like a giant bag…

Megan Reynolds | March 2, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Sometimes I Use My Hair As Floss And I Am Not Ashamed

Confession: Sometimes, when I have food stuck in my teeth and no floss on hand, I am industrious enough to pluck a hair from my own head to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 16, 2014 - 4:00 pm

TGIF! This Used, Jizz-Filled Condom Has Been Tied To A Subway Pole Since At Least Tuesday!

In case you needed further proof that people behave like savage, filthy animals on public transportation, I bring you this photo of a used condom tied to an F train…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 10, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Halloween Costume Inspiration: Rosebudding

Yes, rosebudding. What can I say? I am a weirdo who thinks Halloween costumes based on grotesque sexual non-trends are hilarious! All this costume requires is as much rose-printed clothing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Watch This Woman Accidentally Eat Bird Poop Ice Cream

Happy Almost-Labor Day Weekend! It’s going to be a hot one, so eating ice cream is going to be an activity for a lot of people this weekend. Hopefully none…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 29, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Pageant Mom Feeds Her Daughter Tapeworms To Slim Her Down For Beauty Pageant

Today in terrifying parenting: on an upcoming episode of “Untold Stories of the ER,” we hear the tale of a Florida pageant mom who fed her teenage daughter tapeworm eggs…

Claire Hannum | August 22, 2014 - 11:41 am
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