Ladies and gentleman, meet a real life Regina George, all grown up, and the real, actual, insane vitriolic screed this member of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland sent to her fellow sorority sisters. It’s not a nice letter, because, as Regina George sees it, the Delta Gamma sisters are so totally fucking it up with their brother frat. The sorority, it turns out, is not about fostering sisterhood amongst its members, but rather, about entertaining the dudes at Sigma Nu.
The sorority’s website (which features the rousing music of Phillip Phillips), notes that its “primary purpose is to foster high ideals of friendship, promote educational and cultural interests, create a true sense of social responsibility and develop the finest qualities of character.”
And clearly the best way to do that, according to this lovely lady — since identified as Rebecca Martinson — is to call her sisters “retarded” — as in “are you people fucking retarded?” But also! “I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck,” she writes in her missive, “about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM.” Apparently the sisters are not only not entertaining the Sigma Nu bros, but they’re also being weird. And as anyone between the ages of five and 40 can tell you, being called “weird” is a terrifying insult, and it makes you “faggots.” Witness: “I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots.”
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