No worries, Portia, it was all part of her gift bag for doing your wifey’s daytime talk show.  But Hayden was so excited about the cotton undies she flashed Ellen….and America!  See, stars are just like us. They love dolphins and granny panties too! Screen grab, after the jump…  [Egotastic]

Granny panties are so hot now for young babes. And unlike their tinier counterparts—bikinis, thongs, and tangas—big ol’ briefs will cover your back instead of riding up it. Styles like boy shorts let us shake our booty freely and bend over without getting a wedgie, upsides everyone can get behind. Since we’re too sexy for dental floss undies, here are some full-on Frisky picks, after the jump…