grandmas

This Scottish Grandma Rapping To Drake On Vine Will Definitely Brighten Up Your Day

Her son curates the account, which is why I’m never having children. More »


Just Look At These Assholes: Classy Women With Trash Mouths Say Horribly Racist Things Edition

Above is an artist’s rendition of the three assholes in question. More »


Girl Talk: My Grandma’s Vibrator Gives Me Hope

A decade ago, my grandmother, then 82, broke her hip. Her recovery involved a month in the hospital while she learned to walk comfortably again, a month that drove my mother, my grandmother’s sole caretaker, to the brink of insanity.

“I can’t go on,” she’d moan. “Calgon, take me away.”

Such… More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Calls Her Grandma A “C**t”

Gwyneth Paltrow apparently didn’t do any knitting with grandma. When she appeared on “Chelsea Lately” this week, she and Chelsea Handler talked about their respective German grandmas. Gwyneth apparently called her mom’s mom “Mutti” and not in a good way. “My grandmother was a real c**t,” she said. “She basically hated my guts. More »


Kinky Granny Pants

My friend Shelly (The Singing Siren) found these elastic-waisted, pocket-less, pull-on bottoms literally called “Bend Over Pants.” Yep, that sexy name is a registered trademark and they retail for the social security-friendly price of $16.99. But why is Nana lifting a leg and popping her badonkadonk over a chair? Ahhhhhhh! This is what happens after… More »


The Daily Squeeze: Breast Milk At Ben & Jerry’s, Grandma Smells, And Bad Dreams

This sounds too crazy to possibly be true. PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s, urging them to substitute human breast milk for 75 percent of the cow’s milk in their products. A spokesperson for Ben & Jerry’s responded: “We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a… More »


Emails From Mom

I just found this cute new blog that features touching, adorable, mom-written emails sent in by readers. This is such a coincidence because my mom just sent our general Frisky email account some feedback on the site, saying that we should “solicit writing by aspiring women writers with stories and poetry about relationships” which made… More »